Sexy Harem Jutsu

"Are you alright, Sasuke?" Jiraiya came back after sealing Amaterasu into a scroll. He had heard bits of what Sasuke said, but he wanted to dig up the specifics.

"I'm fine." I pretended to still be in a little bit of pain by holding onto my head, but I stood up from the bed to show that I'm not totally out of it.

"That's good… but what are you doing here for? How did you know that Naruto is going to be targeted?" Jiraiya asked with a serious face.

I glanced up at him and said: "Kakashi was bedridden, and some Jonins were talking about it in his room. I just happened to eavesdrop on their conversation."

"I see…" Jiraiya scrutinized Sasuke's face seriously once more to see if he's mentally unstable due to meeting Itachi. However, it seems that Sasuke is still cool headed and calm.

So, Jiraiya asked: "So uhh… Why don't you tell me more about the genjutsu that was casted on you? It'll be great to know more about the enemy… HAHA!"

Hearing Jiraiya ask this, I smirked inwardly and decided to give some inspiration to the old perv.

I continued to place my hand onto my head and pretended to have a headache as I recalled the ever so painful memories of the genjutsu.

"I'm sure you've heard me say this before but I'll say it again. I was put into a realistic genjutsu where millions of beautiful ladies were just waiting for me to fuck them, but I didn't have enough stamina… After all, I was only given 72 hours to fuck as many as I can. After fucking hundreds, all I could do was to watch them seduce me. Don't you know how mentally draining that is as a man?"

"What!? Did I hear you right!?" Jiraiya's mouth opened wide in disbelief. He had never heard of such a technique before but if it exists…

"Ahem. I think I need to go and find the enemy!" Jiraiya turned around and took a step forward. He really wanted to go put himself in the Genjutsu that Sasuke spoke of…

Naruto couldn't stand it and stood up while pointing at Jiraiya: "Hey you Pervy Sage! You just want to experience that genjutsu, don't you!?"

Jiraiya stopped in his tracks and looked bitter. He knew that it wasn't a good idea to purposely put himself in the enemy's jutsu, but… he felt really regretful for being able to experience ecstasy with the beautiful ladies that Sasuke spoke of.

"Wanna see some of the beautiful ladies, old man?" I asked, knowing full well that the answer is going to be.

"Oh boy, do I!" Jiraiya's nose puffed out some air and he clenched his hands, excited to see the beautiful women.

He wasn't too concerned that Itachi would return with his buddy, hence he returned to his old pervy ways.

"Then… Behold! Sexy Harem Jutsu!" My headache magically disappeared as I made the hand sign for the shadow clones.

Puff!!

Five shadow clones appeared, but each of them appeared as ladies…

One of them appeared as a k-pop star, dressed in a revealing outfit that shows her thick thighs. She did a cutesy pose with one finger on her lip and the other on her hip.

Another one appeared as a European blonde wearing a black Victorian dress and some laces. She pulled her dress up slightly to slightly expose her undergarments.

The third appeared as a cyber girl who's holding a gun. She looked like an all powerful woman who is about to go kill someone.

The fourth… is a flat chested girl who's holding a library book. She had a school uniform on, and her skirt was extremely short… She had her hands and her book to her chest, and she shyly gave a glance at Jiraiya before looking away and pouting.

The fifth… is a vampire goth girl with blood streaming down her juicy red lips. She had a mischievous and wild grin on her face.

"OHOHOHO!!! THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE!!! I LIKE YOU! I LIKE ALL OF YOU!! " Jiraiya was awestruck! He had never seen these type of girls before! Even though all of the girls are clothed, the subtle seductiveness of each and everyone of them made him feel the fire burning in his heart.

"Heh." I laughed lightly and I decided to give a killing blow to Jiraiya.

So all of my clones all looked at Jiraiya and each of them said: "Hey… you can do anything you want with us… A-ny-thing you want!"

GONGG!!!

"OH YEAHH BABY!!! I WILL I WILL!!" Jiraiya ogled at the ladies, and blood came down from his nose and he drooled. Just thinking about the prospect of being able to touch those girls made Jiraiya want to jump in joy.

Puff!!

All of the shadow clones suddenly disappeared, and so did Jiraiya's hopes and dreams..

"NOOOO!! MY LADIES!!!" Jiraiya wept as he reached his hand out to hug the smoke that remained from the shadow clones…

"Sniff… Sniff…" Jiraiya looked at Sasuke and nodded, expressing that he knew of Sasuke's pain. To think that he saw millions of such ladies… and he only had enough stamina for a few hundred of them. It's truly saddening.

"MMMM!!! HEY SASUKE!! What's the big deal! Didn't you say that my Sexy Jutsu is lame! Why did you steal it!!" Naruto erupted and stomped on the bed as he screamed at me.

"So what if I stole it? I'm better at it than you anyways!" I stuck my tongue out at Naruto and pulled my eyelid down like a little kid. It's always fun to pick a fight with Naruto.

"Hmph, I'm still better than you! Sexy Harem Jutsu!" Naruto screamed and filled the whole hotel rooms with naked versions of his Naruko transformation.

"OHHH YEAHHHH!!!" Jiraiya became excited again and gave two thumbs up.

They all did sexy poses and blew kisses towards Jiraiya, trying to prove that the original Sexy Harem Jutsu is the best one.

The clones then asked at the same time: "Hey pervy sage, who is better at the Sexy Harem Jutsu?"

"HMMM!!" Jiraiya seriously thought about it and said: "Sorry, Naruto. Sasuke wins this one. His ladies just hit some spots in a man's heart that yours's didn't. They even weaved a scenario to go with their appearance. His Jutsu is a step above yours!"

"Damn it!!" Naruto said as he deactivated all of his shadow clones. He stared at Sasuke with a menacing gaze because Sasuke had truly become his rival now. He vowed that no matter what, he will regain the number one title of the Sexy Jutsu.