91 Can't Do It
"SASUKE! WAKE UP!!"
I felt as if I'm experiencing an earthquake as a soft hand shook me awake.
From the loud voice, I could tell that the person who's trying to wake me up is Naruko. Though, I knew that she shouldn't be waking me up due to last night's event because I made sure to clean up any traces that I made.
"What do you want?" I sat up while still having sleepy eyes. Although my skills are rather packed, my body still requires sleep. Being woken up like this just doesn't feel right.
"MY chakra is at full capacity! You need to try and turn me back now." Naruko said as she ruthlessly reached out her hands to pinch my cheeks.
"Fuck! Do that again and I won't even try to turn you back." I felt the small burning sensation from my cheeks and slapped her hands away.
Naruko rolled her eyes and said 'whatever~' before staring intently into my eyes.
"Urgh… Go get my ninja bag from the side." I pointed towards the wall where I left my painting materials.
"Okay!" Naruko nodded her head and quickly went to get the painting materials.
"Snore~~" Jiraiya slept like a log on the side. I wasn't sure if he's just pretending to sleep, or if he's really in a black out slumber.
Naruko swiftly came back and handed me the Ninja bag before sitting down in front of me and staring intently into my eyes.
"What do I do now, Sasuke?" Naruko asked.
"Just sit still and shut up while I draw your original picture." After only the snoring of Jiraiya echoed in the room, I began to draw Naruto – Naruko's original form.
The painting skill activated, and I allowed my hands to be automatically controlled by the System.
Even though the painting is extremely good, the speed at which the image is being created is extremely slow.
Most of the reason for the delay is because the System is a perfectionist. Every detail from the light reflection of the face to the texture… everything was considered.
After about 15 minutes of drawing, a realistic painting of Naruto appeared on the small painting scroll.
"Now transform to your original form." I said as I made a hand sign to pretend to use a Jutsu.
"Alright… TRANSFORM!" Naruko turned back to her original body and eagerly waited for the same feeling of having her chakra drained.
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"WHAT THE HECK, SAUSKE! NOTHING IS HAPPENING! ARE YOU EVEN TRYING!?" Naruko made a fist, and she wanted to punch Sauske. She sat there for five whole minutes and nothing fucking happened!
"I told you the shit wouldn't work, but you don't believe me." I threw the painting to Naruko because I saw the prompt from the System.
[ Naruko is now forever a girl. Nothing in the world will turn her back to her original form. If you continue to pursue this matter, the System will turn YOU INTO A GIRL! ]
The fucking System was threating my manhood, and I didn't want to press the matter. Turn myself into a girl? Yeah, right! I'd rather die!
"You have to think of a way, Sauske!!" Naruko deactivated her transformation Jutsu and begged.
"No." I refused. I didn't want to tread against the System's bottom line.
Naruko clenched her fist, and she trembled. She really wanted to fight Sasuke right now for the wrongs that he did to her!
She screamed: "SASUKE! YOU HAVE TO!"
"I SAID NO! I CAN'T DO IT!" I threw my ninja bag to the side, clearly saying that I ain't doing shit.
"SASUKEEEEE!!!!" Naruko yelled at the top of her lungs as she made the Shadow Clone hand signs. YES! She is going to fight Sauske right now and for him to find a way to turn her back.
"NA–RU–KOOO!!!" I yelled back at Naruko, fully emphasizing her new name.
"SAUSKEEEE!!!!!" Naruko made her shadow clones, and seven clones appeared behind her.
"NARUKOO!!!!!" I repeated the chant and also made seven shadow clones to go against Naruko's.
BANG!
PUFF!!
The shadow clones battled one another and made a mess of the room. My shadow clones had more of an advantage in Taijutsu.
In fact, I could've easily eliminated all of Naruko's shadow clones, but there was no need to. Naruko wasn't really trying to hurt me. She's only acting out in rage.
"WOULD YOU TWO CUT IT OUT!!" Jiraiya woke up at this moment and stopped the two from fighting.
His head was already hurting due to all the sake that he had the previous night. He didn't use chakra to regulate the digestion of the alcohol, so he was experiencing the aftermath of the drinks. All the commotion that's going on in the room made him feel like he's going to die.
"But Pervy Sage! Sasuke–!! He!! He!! Huh!? Where is he?!" Naruko took her eyes off of Sasuke for a little brief moment and spoke to Jiraiya.
But when she looked back, Sasuke had already disappeared! Even his ninja bag, sword, and gauntlet had disappeared with him!
In summary… the bastard ran away!
"What… now?" Jiraiya rubbed his temple, trying to ease his headache. He wasn't really paying attention to the situation right now.
"URGHH!!!" Naruko groaned and angrily ran out the door. She had already changed to her orange outfit, so she's going to train the Rasengan. She swore that she'll definitely get Sasuke at a later time.
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After escaping the awful situation in the hotel room, I returned to the compound and resumed my research.
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A/N: Just wondering, but do you as readers enjoy these chapters that aren't focused on XXX activities?
