Chapter 86: Kakashi's Bad Premonition

"Hahaha, no way, no way!" Kakashi laughed awkwardly. Sakura's words made him feel uncomfortable.

"Never mind, Kakashi, you're grown up now. You have to make your own decisions. I can't say too much. You won't listen anyway!" Sakura waved her hand, looking sad. "When children grow up, they don't need their mothers. We can't control your marriage..."

"You little girl, why do you act like an old lady at such a young age!" Kakashi was angry and tapped Sakura's head. "What do you mean children don't need their mothers? You make it sound like I'm a junior."

"Ah, it hurts..." Sakura held her head and said, "Kakashi, if you dare to touch me again, I'll post your embarrassing photos all over the ninja world!"

"Where did you get my photos?" Kakashi was confused. Did someone take pictures of him while he was taking a shower?

"I don't have your real photos, but Kakashi, have you forgotten the technique I used on the border?" Sakura smiled like a flower, but in Kakashi's eyes, she looked like a demon.

"You can't do that!" Kakashi panicked. If Sakura used that technique on him, he would never be able to hold his head up again. His reputation would be ruined.

"Kakashi, if you behave and find a girlfriend soon, I won't use that technique on you!" Sakura threatened. "Otherwise, be prepared to have your embarrassing photos spread all over the ninja world. You might even get more fangirls and fanboys!"

"Hehe, finding a girlfriend is not that simple!" Kakashi laughed dryly. He really didn't know how to get out of being single.

"Kakashi, are you still thinking about Rin?" Sakura narrowed her eyes. If she remembered correctly, Rin liked Obito Uchiha, not Kakashi. Kakashi was just a fan's idol. "I warn you, you can't betray your friend. You can't plant grass on your good friend's grave!"

"Hey, what are you talking about?" Kakashi's eyes twitched. Why did everything Sakura said sound strange? "Rin and I are just normal companions. I just feel guilty about what Obito Uchiha entrusted to me, and I didn't do it!"

"Don't be sad all the time. I'll give you a surprise later. And, Kakashi, you read those dirty books every day, but you still haven't learned how to flirt with girls?" Sakura said mysteriously at first, then looked displeased at the book in Kakashi's hand.

"This is not a bad book. It's a very exciting novel!" Kakashi hurriedly put the book away. Being told by a little girl like this made him feel embarrassed.

"Never mind, it's your freedom to read whatever you want. I can't control you!" Sakura sighed and said, "But Kakashi, even if you read those books, don't be too impulsive. It's not good for your health!"

"Where did you learn all these words?" Kakashi was helpless. Are kids so mature these days? When he was ten years old, he was still thinking about how to improve his strength on the battlefield.

"Tsk, what's the big deal? Only a pure and old virgin like Kakashi would feel embarrassed!" Sakura looked at him disdainfully. How should she put it? She had read some unspeakable books about Kakashi in her past life. Now, looking at Kakashi, there was no such thing as purity.

"..." Kakashi covered his chest, feeling hurt by her words. The blow was too big.

"Kakashi, I'm not saying this to hurt you, but instead of reading those books, why don't you go outside and talk to some girls? You have everything going for you. You have money, reputation, and you're a respected high-level ninja in Konoha. You even have a big house from the Hatake family. You're a successful golden bachelor. People say that men without parents who have a car and a house are very popular. Kakashi, you have all of that. Moreover, with your tragic background, if you just act a little melancholy and talk to a girl, she'll definitely feel maternal towards you. You have such good conditions, but you don't know how to use them. It's really a waste. No wonder you've been single all your life!" Sakura looked at Kakashi with dissatisfaction. This guy really had no self-awareness.

"Forget about getting out of being single for now. I'll think about it after I retire!" Kakashi used the excuse of procrastination and directly dragged the time to after his retirement.

"You're kidding me. Which ninja can retire?" Sakura looked at Kakashi with disdain. The profession of a ninja has no concept of retirement. Once you become a ninja, it's for life.

"Anyway, Kakashi, you'd better try harder and find a girlfriend before we graduate. Otherwise, don't blame me later!" Sakura warned.

"What do you want?" Kakashi asked warily. What kind of trouble was she planning to cause now?

"Nothing. I'm just planning to publish a book. Tenka Kai is now on the right track, and our publishing house has spread throughout the ninja world. You can see our Tenka Kai publishing house in every big and small town. It's time to publish the books I wrote!" Sakura said calmly. In recent years, Tenka Kai has mainly invested in various industries to increase its assets like a snowball. They even opened the largest bookstore in the ninja world. Even Jiraiya has become a signed author of Tenka Kai. In other words, the book Kakashi reads, "Icha Icha Paradise," is now published by Tenka Kai.

"What do you mean?" Kakashi suddenly had a bad feeling. He was nervous and his heart was pounding.

"Nothing. After my book is published, Kakashi, you can buy a copy and see for yourself!" Sakura smiled, her eyes narrowed like a crescent moon. "By the way, I have to thank Kakashi for his cooperation. Without the photos you provided, the book would have lacked some realism and emotional appeal!"

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