Chunin exams [2]

Leaving his house Naruto jumped from roof top to roof top to reach the Hokage mansion. Then he entered the office room through the window where Hiruzen was drowning in paperwork.

"Yo jiji" Naruto called him while sitting in the window.

"Naruto what are you doing here?" Hiruzen asked while signaling him to sit down.

"Jiji I want to talk to you in private, it's a SS-rank secret" Naruto said while taking a glance at all the positions of the hidden ANBU. Hiruzen frowned hearing this and signaled the ANBU to leave them alone. Naruto made a privacy seal and silencing seal after the ANBU left the room.

"Tell me Naruto what is it?" Hiruzen asked while crossing his fingers near his mouth.

"I have the Kazekage's daughter tied up in my room" Naruto said it like it is some daily activity. Hiruzen blinked for a while and was enraged by his action, he slammed his hand on his desk and shouted.

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!!!" Hokage screamed, seeing this reaction Naruto smiled in satisfaction.

'Naruto come to the point' Minato scolded him.

'Jeez okay okay, why are all Hokage are so edgy' Naruto sighed.

"Calm down jiji let me explain no interruptions" Naruto said while waving his hand to calm down. Hiruzen calmed down and asked for explanations.

"Well due to some situations she followed me and mistaken me for a spy for your former student Orochimaru so I knocked her down, took her to my house without anyone knowing, got information that Orochi is Otokage of Sound village and planning to attack Konoha with Sand village at final part of chunin exams. And also her smaller brother is one-tails jinchuriki and their trump card. I made her think that she never revealed that she suspected me as a spy and only just flirted using a genjutsu and is sleeping now, she'll wake in about 2 hours" hearing these Hiruzen remained silent for some time with a serious face and then sighed.

"How sure are you about this information and the whole plot" Hiruzen asked while thinking deeply.

"100% wait more like 98%, there might be classified information she was not in loop for"

"It is a SS-rank secret never tell anyone I've got many things to think about. What do you plan to do with Kazekage's daughter"

"Okay, I'll just let her go for now thinking that we just talked sometime. See you later" saying that Naruto left through the window.

"Looks like a storm is brewing *Sigh*" Hiruzen puffed in a smoke.

-Naruto's apartment-

Arriving at his apartment Naruto placed a Hiraishin seal on Temari, no one can actually see it because it can blend with the environment and woke up Temari and put her in a Genjutsu and kept her in it continuously by holding her shoulder and constantly control her chakra flow. Both of them went to the same alleyway and he released her from genjutsu, she was feeling weird for a second.

"How about I give a tour around for the beautiful lady" Naruto asked her making her focus on him and making her blush.

"N-no my team is waiting I'll be going now" Temari then left while taking glances at Naruto a few times. Naruto just chuckled and left the place.

Next day Naruto joined his team members who were waiting in a bridge for nearly two hours.

"WHERE WERE YOU NARUTO!! YOU'RE LATE!!" Sakura shouted, and Sasuke just glanced at him in irritation.

"Sorry I got lost in the path of life" Naruto apologized with his left hand in the back of his head. Sakura was restraining herself hard enough to not hit him because she knew if she even try to hurt Naruto she will pay dearly by a counter or it will be blocked and manifest as a hell training program.

"Why Kakashi sensei is like this everytime? Where could he be for being late like this" Sakura complained.

"Maybe he is also lost in the path of like like me"

"Naruto, stop talking" Sakura gritted her teeth.

"Just saying" Naruto shrugged. Suddenly in a puff of smoke Kakashi entered while crouching in a wooden bar.

"YOU'RE LATE KAKASHI SENSEI!!" Sakura yelled and Sasuke just nodded and Naruto was just looking at him.

"Ma ma calm down, I was just lost in the path of life" Kakashi apologized with an eye smile. Sakura and Sasuke was looking at him in disbelief with wide eyes. Naruto could swore he saw a crow in Kakashi's background sounding 'ahaou'.

"Told you he was lost in the path of life" Naruto nodded while posing like a sage looking at his teammates.

'You found out his pattern for excuses didn't you Naruto' Kushina asked and Minato nodded.

'He seriously need to update his excuses, it's getting pretty old' Naruto saying and getting stared by Sakura and Sasuke so he just shrugged.

"Ahem anyway here these are registration forms for the upcoming chunin exams, I recommended all three of you for participation. If you want to participate come to academy room 306 in morning three days from now" saying that he left in a cloud of smoke without getting their reply.

"Finally I can fight some strong people" Sasuke was clutching his fist thinking about fighting strong people like Gaara and Naruto.

"I'm ready too" Sakura was ready to follow Sasuke anywhere.

"Well be on time don't get lost yourself" grinning Naruto ran away. While running he saw Iruka calling him but he felt it was a transformation jutsu and felt Iruka nearby, so he just smiled and went to talk to 'Iruka'.

"Yo Iruka sensei long time no see"

"Hello Naruto It's been a while"

"So you finally remember to treat me to ramen you promised right?" Naruto asked with a grin.

"Yeah that's why I called you and I also need to talk to you" 'Iruka' said with a smile and both went to Ichiraku ramen. Naruto started to devour ramen like there is no tomorrow. When he finished his 24th bowl and about to order next 'Iruka' spoke and Iruka was thinking when he promised to treat Naruto.

"I actually am concerned about you attend this year chunin exams, why don't you get some experience and take it next time"

"Actually I wanted to talk to you about that as well sensei" Naruto said and both walked to a nearby training ground.

"Ah thank you for the ramen you know but can you stop with the transformation already it's getting boring" hearing that 'Iruka' undid his transformation and revealed him as a Takigakure shinobi.

"If you are so desperate to get someone young go to a red light area but I can't promise you any males for that and I don't swing that way, sorry" Naruto said it in a dramatic fashion.

"What did you said kid" Taki shinobi asked in anger.

"What? just because you are a one incher and your wife cheats on you to sate herself is not the reason to indulge me in some of your weird sexual fantasies" Naruto said in an innocent tone.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU KID!!" Taki shinobi screamed in anger and went to attack Naruto with his sword. Naruto surprised both Iruka and shinobi by taking his sword at the last moment and countering the shinobi. Iruka was dumbfounded how Naruto is taking care of the situation. Both Naruto and Shinobi were clashing with their swords, sparks were seen when Iruka was hearing clang sounds. Then both of then backed off and created some distance between then.

"Reality warping : IT version" Naruto smiled as he put he put a large amount of chakra in his genjutsu and trapped the shinobi. After caught in the genjutsu the shinobi saw himself in some sort of a basement and was tied to a chair he immediately recognized it as a genjutsu tried to disrupt his chakra, but a Naruto clone was controlling his chakra to prevent him from dispelling the genjutsu.

When the shinobi was trying to dispell the genjutsu he felt a chilling sensation in his back and turned his neck to see in the back but there was nothing there and when he turned to the front he saw a Clown with full make up was holding a red balloon {Pennywise / PW}.

"You've been a good boy, do you like a balloon" PW said while smiling and showing his monstrous inhuman teeth. Seeing PW coming towards him the shinobi tried to escape but his feeling of dread in his heart was increasing by the second and he started screaming.

"Leave me alone leave me alone don't kill me..." the shinobi was screaming in reality while in genjutsu, Iruka was feeling a chill run in his back seeing these events at that time Naruto clone shunshined the shinobi away and Naruto surprised Iruka from behind and shunshined both to hokage office.

At Hokage office Hiruzen was stuck between paperwork, chunin exams and incoming attack then another head ache acme in through window in form of not one but two Naruto, one with Iruka and One with a transformed ANBU.

"Yo jiji why is your pedophile ANBU is stalking and attacking me while transforming as Taki shinobi, he event went to act as Iruka sensei" Naruto said while putting the ANBU in the ground who was screaming to let go. Iruka rushed and dispelled the genjutsu, the ANBU was panting really hardand was covered in swat from top to bottom.

"It was a preliminary to test you for Chunin exams Naruto" Hiruzen clarified and the ANBU was still shaking and trying to collect himself.

"If I am correct only our three teams are being tested and only because Iruka sensei was adamant and concerned that we will not be safe" Naruto concluded while crossing his arms, closing his eyes and nodding. Iruka was surprised and Hiruzen just smiled and ordered the hidden ANBU to take the shivering one to hospital.

"If I'm not the last one the send another ANBU to test the others. Anyway I'm full and had some stretching. Bye Iruka sensei jiji." saying that Naruto left the office through window.