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Naruto: Reborn With Useless Skills?

*Ahem* Please read the "tags" before you go about the story, Friend! Also the MC goes through a huge character development. The MC is like an insane dick at the start. But he grows. Now the synopsis: Surname Kaneko meaning Golden and Given name Mitsu meaning Light. Ahhh! Such a fitting name.... FITTING NAME MY ASS... But the name holds weight in the land of fire. Hmmm. Why? Well because, it's the name of the Fucking Fire Daimyo aka Otou-chan, my daddy dearest. Huhuhuhu... Yesh! You have guessed it! I was reborn as the fricking prince of fire. It's great right? RIGHT? WROOOOOOONG!!!!!!! Because the idiotic daimyos, don't let their dumb kids learn ninjutsu.... But worry not, yours truly, was lucky to be born as the third prince. Damn! I didn't know the fat lady had 3 children already, no wonder she was... You know what! I will stop right there. I don't want my fate to be the same as that Tora. *shudder* But the biggest issue here is, after I was run over by Scooty-Chan... Yeah! You heard me, Scooty-Chan. Coz, her elder cousin Truck-Kun, was too busy running over some fat NEET, she had to come and give me a ride... and a ride she gave... *Tears* I even got the worst reincarnating official... more like an assistant... Here, I have read about the awesome powers reincarnators get when they reincarnate. While yours truly was stuck with a pussy who can't even authorize a freakin Sharingan.... Well, you know what! It doesn't matter. Just see how I freaking kick ass with the worst list of skills. https://discord.gg/mtQutXpjky ___________________ Note: The name of the FF is a parody itself. And yes, the skills the MC gets are useless on their own. But using the parody of a certain Novel it became something else! Note: The cover and any images in the future are and will be drawn by me. So these belong to me. ___________________ Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters only my OC's and the change of plot

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You Have Done it Now..!

Edited By: Jetstorm

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[A/N: Hey there, lovelies! So I checked on the comments on the special chapter. So I think there were some misunderstandings that I should clear up.

1, It was a one shot. It's not canon but just a glimpse of a possible relationship between Fuzzy and Anko. And it most certainly won't be added directly as a chapter later in the fanfic.

If I do add it, I will build it up slowly and give proper reasons for things turning out the way it did in the one shot. Like why Anko would want Fuzzy that badly and so on.

2, The event will happen more than 3 years from the current story timeline so what are ya so afraid of xDDD?

3, Yes, I know 18+ scenes of anyone but the MC, might be boring for some readers, but a story can't just be centered around one person as it makes the world feel empty, at least my stories show different view points to make sense of things, instead of keeping them a rigid singular line story. But I do only write those parts on the Extras. So it doesn't clash with the MC's direct involvement.

Not to mention, Mitsu is too young and the story hasn't gotten to the point where I would write such an one shot of the future which could give away a lot of plots.

4, The voting was only for making the ship canon. I will definitely rewrite the one shot into proper segments where the relationships develop! There will most definitely be buildup. So if you still don't want the ship do let me know. I will still write it but only post the story as a spinoff on my server.

And sorry for the long assed A/N xD cause some of the comments I saw were really peculiar. It's as if some people still think that Fuzzy isn't relevant to the story.

And now for the chapter!

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Chapter 36: You Have Done it Now..!

Jutsu of the day:

<Coward no Jutsu>

Courtesy of Hiruzen, and Daddy dearest

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Hokage's Office, Konohagakure

[Mitsu]

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'Ummm… The Frick?...' I was as surprised as everyone else in the room.

'What was this woman on about?...

I only said that line to look cool, like how Eren said it *Pout*.

How did that line connect me to being a Senju? I mean, it most probably is true. As I am from the Kaneko Dynasty…

But damn doodette! I was planning so much shit to get revealed with Senju Bloodline. Make it dramatic, ya know? Like fighting a tailed beast as I show my Wood release *mental Hi-five*

But this... This is sooooo anti climactic…

Oh, well!!!… This is good for me anyway.

I can now show my 'Wood Release' when the time is right. Hehehe!' I thought to myself.

[A/N: About the AoT reference! Check Paragraph comment for a YouTube link. I will link it on the comment too.]

I then looked at Tsunade and acted surprised. Then asked her questioningly, "Excuse me, Tsunade-Hime, but I don't understand."

Tsunade shook her head slightly and said with a gentle smile, "Do not think too much about it, Mitsu. I will explain everything to you later.

We have a lot of time to talk anyway.

And I heard that you were here to report on your journey, yes? So get on with it."

I nodded and turned to Oldie Moldie. And simply said,

"We were attacked again in the Watarashi Port Town and it turned out to be our dear old 'friend' Uchiha Madara, or, so he said." Sarcasm was apparent in my voice.

That surely got everyone's attention. Oldie Moldie looked skeptical and said, "That's not possible… That man is dead… There is no way he could still be alive."

[A/N: *rolls eyes*]

"I agree with you, Hokage-sama. I don't think it's Madara either. But, you know, he did have the cheat eyes, and strangely he could even use Wood Release.

So, I don't really know. He might be a human experiment of some sorts. You know? Like those from the stories about human experimentation." I said apathetically.

"Wood Release?? And from where did you hear about the experiments ?" Oldie seemed angry.

'Nicu! I got the fox in the box now. Hehehe' I thought as I saw Oldie's changing expression.

"Hmm? I overheard it from one of the teachers in the academy.

He was trying to scare Naruto, because he wasn't behaving."

I answered with a giggle. Trying to make it seem like I was an innocent child finding the ordeal with Naruto funny. And not at all like someone who knew about Snakey Bastard's experiments.

[A/N: What have I created...]

[E/N: A minor aspect of chaos]

But I am very sure, the 'Smart' people in the room can easily connect the dots.

This time Tsunade asked with narrowed eyes, "What's the name of this teacher?"

I acted as if I was trying to remember. Then as if I suddenly found the answer I said, "I think it was Mizuki sensei."

Hearing my answer, Oldie looked at one direction and I could feel some people moving.

'Excellent! Now Mizuki and Orochi will have more people up their butthole. Hmm.…. I think they will like it though…

[E/N: A late warning to all you readers- the author has a fever and will occasionally type and mumble delirious content that I have too much fun not modifying]

Did I just do them a favor?.... Welp nevermind. Now for the next act.'

"Welp! Anywhooo~ The thing I wanted to ask you, Hokage-sama, was, if you had gotten information from the prisoner yet?

Who is that man? And why did he want to kidnap me?" I said looking a bit hurt.

Right on cue, Tsunade got angry and asked the Oldie, "Yes, sensei, you haven't told me anything either. I think it's about time that you do."

'Nicu! Okay let's see how the village will react to this incident.' I knew that nothing would happen because both Oldie and my daddy dearest are incompetent. But a boy can still hope!

Oldie sighed and inhaled a lot of smoke from his pipe.

Then said, "The prisoner is someone very famous named Kakuzu, An S-ranked missing nin. As for those who employed him…

Their organisation is called the Akatsuki.

It's a mercenary company based in the Rain Country. We had gotten reports on this a long time ago. But it never seemed to do anything out of place, as it was keeping peace in the Rain Country.

But things seemed to have changed…

What Inoichi and Ibiki found is beyond disturbing…

Apparently the Akatsuki had been recruiting S ranked missing nins to their ranks. We don't know what their purpose is at the moment.

But a gathering of criminals can never be something good…"

He paused there to let the information sink in. Everyone had a thoughtful expression after hearing the details from the oldie.

But I was bored. I already knew all this.

So, I asked again,

"And what about the employer?"

Oldie thought for a moment, then replied, "It was the Lightning Daimyo and the Raikage…

They had gotten information that you might possess an unique bloodline. And wanted you for their village."

I narrowed my eyes. Because what they said was bullshit… It would have been much easier to just ask my hand in marriage with one of their princess's or something…

It would have made sense, would have also made a perfect cover, and if possible even create a bond between the villages to allow trade…

'Something smells Moldy and it's not the old man. Did I somehow remove the Lightning Daimyo's common sense while sleeping?.....

Sigh…. What a drag…'

I wanted to ask my concerns, but Fuzzy beat me to it.

"With all due respect, Hokage-sama, but what you just said doesn't make sense. Would't it have been better for them to simply betroth one of their princesses to Mitsu-sama? Why would they go so far as to kidnap a prince and possibly start a war?"

Oldie started smoking without answering and Tsunade was getting impatient.

So, I simply asked, "Alright then, if we have the evidence. What is the village going to do about it?"

Oldie sighed and said, "I have already sent a letter to both the Lightning Daimyo and Raikage, asking for an explanation to their actions."

My eyes turned cold.

"Is that it? And what of my dear father? What did he say?" I asked with a frigid voice.

The oldie paused for a moment and glanced at me.

He then said, "Your father didn't want to start a conflict because of this, as you are fine and not actually kidnapped. So he wants to settle for an apology and some trading rights. And I agreed with him."

'He can't be serious. My father is a coward. But he still loves me…

Even if my father didn't have the guts, my mother would have surely raised a voice. It must have been the advisors… quelling my father's anger by giving him flawed logics, so they wouldn't need to work more…

And this piece loving sack of bones probably agreed as well.

Hahahah…

It's really funny…

IT'S SO FREAKING FUNNY!

Just because I haven't shown them their place… They think they can do whatever they want… I will-

No, Phooooooo~

Calm down… The world is already facing a greater danger… I can't start wars just yet. I am still a modern man who knows that it's not yet time to strike. Phew~ That was close!

But I won't let them go so easily.' I thought to myself as <Gamer's Mind> kept me calm even when I was having murderous thoughts.

On the outside I had a serene temperament, seeing which the Oldie seemed relieved. But,

*SMASH*

"What do you mean you will do nothing? And will simply settle for an apology? The kid was attacked by not one, not two but THREE S ranked missing nins! What if something happened to him? He only had 3 guards.

And thank the sages that they were strong enough to protect him.

Sensei… Is this what the village has come to?" Tsunade was pissed. And seeing her like this for me warmed my heart.

'I should visit my mom and sister, and also Hina… I miss them dearly…' I thought secretly.

Oldie kept mum; his desk broken in front of him, papers flying everywhere.

I knew if I let this continue, things will turn worse. So, I started speaking,

"Tsunade-onee sama please calm down. I don't like this situation either, but I think we should not start any wars at the moment.

This new organization that's recruiting so many criminals sounds like bad news to me… They can't possibly be up to anything good.

We should look into it now, because you never know when we might need even our enemies to help us." I didn't realize that I called Tsunade, onee sama... She was shocked and emotional after she heard me.

'Eh? Why are they staring at me like that? And why are there tears on Fuzzy and Tsunade's faces?'

I had a questioning look as I viewed everyone. Damn, this was getting awkward…

I was still confused when I was pulled into a hug.

'Oh no! Is my mom here? Did she feel my longing for her, and come to give me her special <Death's Embrace>?? Oh, please Sissy, for the love of all thighs, don't make me pass out now…

[E/N: …]

Ehh? It's so soft… And bouncy… '

I then looked up to see who was hugging me.

It was Tsunade. She was crying and smiling at the same time as she hugged me gently.

She said gently, "Yes, you are right Mitsu. Don't worry about anything. Let your Onee-sama take care of everything."

'Onee-sama? Oh, right, I called her that earlier… It was a slip of tongue but I guess she liked it? so no harm done.'

I then heard Oldie speaking,

"Sigh, I am ashamed. But also happy to see that you, Kaneko Mitsu, is a patient and wise young man. You surely wield the true will of fire. I have been a fool to not notice that earlier.

I believe it's time for the old to step down and let the new to take the place…"

He seemed melancholic. But I knew what he meant.

'This could be good for both the village and the future of the Ninja world. The village faced many issues because of the oldie's mild temperament. That should be fixed with either Tsunade or Jiraiya at the helm.', I thought as I looked at the old man who had been bearing the burden of a whole village for such a long time.

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Extra:

Time: At the same time as Mitsu's meeting with Tsunade

Place: Orochimaru's Lab.

[Tobi]

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I felt a familiar aura coming from two of the coffins.

One of them just felt familiar while the other felt like my exact copy…

I was entranced by the feeling of familiarity.

But as I was approaching the coffins I noticed many markings and seals on the walls.

I didn't know what they were, but I didn't have the time to think too much about all that.

Something in my mind told me to take the coffins out of here and bury them somewhere safe. It was just an instinct.

'Should I take these to that child, who also feels familiar? Maybe he will like the gift and think that Tobi is a good boy.

Yahhh! I will take it to him and give him along with the poop drawings!'

I felt happy as I thought of the idea. And tried to take the coffins, but some of the marks started glowing and an alarm rang out.

I knew this wasn't good, so I hurriedly took the coffin which I felt most familiar with and ran away from the facility.

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[General]

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After Tobi left, a boy with round glasses walked in the sealing chamber to survey the room.

But as soon as he looked inside he saw one of the coffins missing.

Being shocked and distressed, he quickly went to find the scroll that can directly connect him to Orochimaru.

In his thoughts, 'How is that even possible?… How can a coffin just disappear!… Orochimaru-sama will not be happy about this...'

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[A/N:

Hey there, beautiful people!!! Sorry about the rant earlier, I just thought it was kinda narrow-minded of some of you to not let Fuzzy have love :<.

If you want to join the discord! The link: ht tps://discord .gg/RcZZjnKnwx ]

[E/N: Fuzzy's gonna get all the love he wants!]

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