13 A Prince and A Bunny!
Chapter 13: A Prince and A Bunny!
Jutsu of the day:
<Flashy Entrance no Jutsu>
Courtesy of Yours Truly
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Outside the Konoha Ninja Academy-
[Mitsu]
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BWAAGAAAAAAH!
Irritated by my shout? Well deal with it! *Sniff*
Cause, that's how I felt for the last 8 days ....
*Stomach grumble*
Grrrrr…
~* Small Flashback no Jutsu*~
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After dealing with Danzo, I ordered the spiciest ramen, the Ramen dude could ever cook!
He gave me a weird look for it, sureee~
But, on my previous life, I was a dare-devil!
One of my pastimes was, exploring the foods and holes, that none of my classmates have explored before!!...
But!!!
I finally met my match…
Damn! I underestimated the dumb Asian spices…
[A/N: I am offended]
Word of advice! The Asian average, spicy, is similar to normal spicy food being powered up with fire ants!
And the asian super spicy food is… Your ticket, Straight to a luxurious week, in the toilet… Bed and breakfast excluded...Grrr..
I even had to visit the hospital... At least something good came out of it.
The hospital literally being a disease farm. I treated my coins to a lot of disgusting diseases. Common cold, Harpes, Dysentry you name it!!
*Fresh diseases for sale!!*
And right now I have three S.D. Coins! Super drago- *cough* I mean super disease coins. Umu,umu!
~* Small Flashback no Jutsu*~
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And now, it started snowing early … It was as if the SIssy was giving me reasons to curse him...
As I grumbled on, I finally arrived at the academy gate. But, the big assed crowd was blocking me.
The gate was filled with snotty kids and their parents, and their siblings, and their grandparents and their ....THE FUCK! HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU LITTLE SHITS BRING!!?
[A/N: Comeon, it's their first day of school..]
Sigh... The whole entrance was crowded. The clan kids were just jumping over the wall like some circus act... I can do that too, but I need to keep appearances.
I mentally shouted, 'Just wait till the academy starts… I will show you noobs, what a true talent is!!'
I was thinking of using my dope minion to take me over. But then a certain chubby kid with some potato chips approached the wall.
*Evil smirk*
"Hey there, friend! How would you like to get a chance to earn 3 packets of chips?"
I said with my best smile while rubbing hands like a true businessman
"Un? Did you say chips?" He looked at me frowning with his beady eyes.
I nodded with a surprise, 'Is the fatty gonna reject, yours truly?'
He slowly turned his body looking at me. He seemed serious. I was getting ready for a big sale speech. When,
"SUREEE!" The little goliath shouted his answer, drawing some attention.
"Whoa, there princess!" I said with a smile.
That sure was a quick change. I thought I might have to bargain a bit. And yet the jolly golly didn't even ask what he needed to do. He has the making of a true minion!
I smiled and snapped and was about to tell my minion to bring the chips.
I am a prince! I can't be like some shady businessman, who takes the service first, then pays a few years later! [A/N: your act tells otherwise...]
But before I could convey my orders. My minion took the liberty of getting 4 packets of chips.
I raised my brows... Isn't the efficiency too good?
Why do I feel like I am not paying my, Fuzzy enough...
Gah! I'll raise his pay...
I passed three packets to the little Goliath and told him what I needed. "Here are your chips, now I need you to help me through the crowd.
I haven't learned the ninjutsu you see.. , so I can't jump over the wall, like that duckbutt haircutt over there." I said while pointing a certain Uchiha.
The little Goliath nodded and slapped his chest.
'Was this some new trend that I didn't know about?' I thought to myself. Taking a mental note to send Fuzzy later, to list the new trends. I can't fall behind, now can I?
He asked me to stay behind him as he made a path through the crowd for me.
Well, that sure got people's attention. Not that I mind. The people deserve to see their prince in the flesh!
I walked behind him looking like a proud lion. Not that they know what a lion looks like...
I needed to be flashy from now on! I need to be exceptional in school so people wouldn't question my talent later.
I will turn up with maxed level knowledge in class. After they are taught in class, of course. The guys will be looking at me with envy! While the girls will look at me like, how Doraemon looks at his doracakes!
*giggle*
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[Back in reality]
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"Mitsu Sama! You are day dreaming…." Damn! I got too into my fantasy .. Well, at least the little Akimichi made a path for me. And now surely has a good impression of this prince!
When he said good bye and was about to turn away. I gave him the last pack of chips.
Smiling and saying, "Thank you fo your hard work!"
I could see stars in his eyes. And he thanked me profusely.
He didn't even realize, he entered the cruel corporate slavery cycle!
*Chuckle*
Now all I need to do is, give him incentives from time to time. And soon he will have his brain programmed to, helping me equals to food.
And that's how you conquer, little jolly gollies.
But, the Nara is an issue though... I know I'm kinda smart but I'm worth fart, in front of a Nara. And this one was the Shikamaru fricking Nara...
How should I make that little tweet submit? I remember that smart people are usually weak to common social cues.
Sooooo~ take him out of his comfort zone by letting girls talk to him!
Heh~, the wingman incentive, is it? I didn't think, I would use that so soon.
Just kidding!
Developing a new creative game should make him like me * giggle * I know many from my previous life after all. I can even make a business out of it!
As for the previous prospect, I will think about it when the time comes. Not to lie, I found the Temari, Nara pair quite fitting!
As I was thinking about useless thoughts. A chunin teacher hollered all the first years to gather near the connector. That's where the Oldie Baldy usually holds his speeches.
*Sigh* Another agonizing hour of hearing the old man speak…
I sat in a less crowded spot near the back as the children were talking to themselves.
I then heard some murmurings near the gate, as people made way for some people. Damn! Shoudln't they have done that for me too? *pout*
Then again, not many recognized me yet. So I will be gracious enough to forgive them.
I then looked at the new arrivals… Umu,umu! It was the sperm eyed people… If the eyes were scary in the anime. Then in real life they are terrifying!
I then noticed a little bunny stepping in, holding the hand of a Hyuuga. The bunny was smaller than the average students, she looked adorable on her red jacket and cute matching snow boots. Then my eyes peered into hers.
Seeing her eyes… Being stunned would be an understatement… She didn't have the pale spermish eye the Hyuugas had.
No!
Her eyes reminded me of cotton candy, surrounded by a field of lavender, at dawn. Her eyes were pupil less. But it didn't look creepy.
I couldn't stop staring. And I believe, I was noticed! As I got a glare from the little bunny's aide, who should be Ko Hyuuga. And the cutie only blushed and waved her hand.
I simply smiled and waved back, earning an extra glare from the aide… *sigh* He is like a mother hen, protecting her chicks…
Then again…
*Chuckle*
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The Hokage soon arrived and gave his scripted 'Will of Fire' mantra speech. I thanked my skill and the sissy for giving it to me… Because I knew, I would've hit the damn old man if that wasn't the case…
After the Hokage's speech, the orientation began with the headmaster talking about rules and excellence. And everything ended with the students introducing themselves to their class.
The stupidest thing happened then… I wasn't in the same class as the Konoha 12… The old man will hear a piece of my mind about this…
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*Sarutobi sneezed and thought Jiraiya was cursing him.*
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After the class orientation~
[Hinata]
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Today is our orientation in the academy. I was so nervous yesterday that I couldn't sleep. But I felt good whenI remembered what my mother told me.
[A/N: I don't know when Hinata's mom died… I know she had Hanabi 5 years 3 months after Hinata. And at the moment Hinata herself was around 5 years, 11 months… So I will leave this sentence a bit ambiguous!.]
I could make some friends here. I smiled while thinking that.
When we entered the academy grounds I felt a gaze on me. I glanced at the source. And saw a boy gazing at me. That made me blush. *smile*
But then I thought… Will he think my eyes are ugly too? Most of the children I met in Senju Park said my eyes were ugly.
I felt a bit bitter remembering....
Then I felt his gaze on my eyes. I was a bit anxious. But he was staring at my eyes with curiosity, not disgust.
That made me feel fuzzy inside. *smile*
But... Then I started panicking.
W-what should I do, W-what sh-should I do..
I gulped slightly and waved my hands at him. I hope he doesn't notice my blush.
He gave the wave back and that gave me a good feeling. I am happy! *smile*
I will ask for his name later and maybe we can be friends.
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After the orientation was over, the teachers let us go home. They told us to report at seven in the morning, after one week.
I was a bit sad, seeing that the boy wasn't in my class. So I looked around to see if I could spot him on the play ground.
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As I was looking around. 3 boys came and made me follow them. I was a bit scared, so I didn't refuse.
We arrived towards the Senju park, and when we were alone, they started calling me mean names. They even said my eyes looked like ghost eyes.
I wanted to cry. *sniff* But, papa said a Hyuuga heiress shouldn't cry. So I held it in. But I just wanted to run away. I didn't like this.
I didn't like this at all…
I lowered my head, so they wouldn't see the moisture on my eyes. But that made the biggest kid angry. As he pushed me..
I fell on the snowy ground.
I hated it. I wanted to go home… I didn't want them to pick on me… It's not my fault, my eyes are ... ugly..
I thought I would be bullied even more. So I put my hands over my head to defend myself.
But right then,
"What are you idiot's doing? Have you no shame, picking on a girl?" I heard a soft but authoritative voice. His tone reminded of my grandfather ordering the clansmen.
I looked up with my moisten eyes.
It was that boy who had bright brown hair. I then saw his eyes and was stunned... I didn't notice his eyes before… He had such pretty golden eyes. I have never seen golden eyes before..
I even forgot my shyness for a bit as I stared at him as he came closer.
The three boys felt annoyed and started saying mean things about him.
I wanted them to stop. Please, don't say mean things to him.
"Please, r-ru-"
Before I could tell the boy to run away. He approached the biggest kid. He had an unamused face as he suddenly flicked the boy's nose.
I was surprised to see the big kid fall down from just a flick…
The fallen boy held his nose as he cried. While the other two went to punch the golden eyed boy.
He still appeared unamused and one of the attackers tripped and feel over… umm, over nothing?
The other one missed his punch and suddenly fell to kiss the ground.
I didn't see how the pretty eyed boy did it, but he didn't even seem to move.
Then I saw him grabbing the kid who tripped earlier and threw him towards the big kid.
Then he looked at them and said, "Be grateful, this prince is kind."
He then narrowed his eyes, and they turned into a glare. "If I see any of you bullying again… You. Will. Be. Sorry."
After saying his words. He approached me. I was nervous. As all I could do was gaze at him.
He leaned and extended his hand. Then asked with a look of concern, "Miss, are you alright?"
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[A/N: Hey friends! Sorry about the late chapter… Like I said yesterday. I had an exam today and didn't have time to write. The exam ended only two hours ago. From the time of posting, of course. Haven't even eaten *Stomach Growl*
So if today's chapter isn't of a good quality. I deeply apologize. As I am weary from studying and being famished doesn't help the neurons….
But I do hope you enjoy the story. And to make up for the lack of chapter today. I posted an illustration of the last sentence! On the comment section. Love you all <3 ]
