1 Chapter 1

Lazily lying on my bed, I looked at the ceiling, there was simply nothing to do, besides, I really didn't want to leave my apartment, the custard noodles would last for a long time, and it is better not to irritate the villagers with my appearance prematurely.

Hmm, villages. Whoever told me that I would be in the Naruto anime, I would have nailed it, but fate played a trick on me, and here I am. I became a hitman very corny, returning from university I went to my front room, where some moron broke a light bulb, and did not notice the silhouettes that were already there ... in general, I was simply and not even clear for what, they slaughtered me. On the other hand, why is it not clear why? If they were drug addicts, they simply cleaned out the pockets of the corpse, and took cash for a new dose. That's the whole price of my life, the paltry three hundred rubles that I had then in my trouser pockets. Considering the attitude of our valiant police to the crimes, these bastards, if they are right there, next to my body, until the arrival of the "law enforcement", will not be tied up. They can even write that I myself fell on the knife ... yeah, six times. Well, where did the knife go after that and where did it come from?

Then I opened my eyes like a newborn, Uzumaki Naruto. Beauty, and nothing more. True, the first moments, frankly speaking, even hours, I didn't manage to make out something in the jumble of sounds, smells and pictures supplied by my eyes that fell on me. Maybe a sensory shock from rebirth, or being in the body of a baby, or maybe it should be so, and in the first hours after birth, all newborns have the whole world so "sticky"? I didn't know the answer, and I took it for granted.

But then I had to be very surprised, even too much. When either in the hospital or somewhere else, the completely recognizable face of Tsunade flashed above me, followed by the Third, and then Danzo. Immediately it became curious, what were they talking about, and what did Tsunade say, bending over the child (me)? Considering that at that moment I did not understand the language, only a couple of words vaguely similar to Japanese, I snatched out the dialect. What can I do, I knew normal Japanese "with a C and then with a dictionary," and only a language similar to it was 80-90 percent gibberish for me. And if I had understood what they were saying, I still would not have heard, because at that moment the realization of all that ass I got into caused a deep stupor and completely overshadowed everything around.

Much later, I found out that the Fox was still sealed in me, there were no differences from the canon. As well as getting into an orphanage. Here in it I behaved quietly and peacefully, trying not to shine once again. Nevertheless, it only happens in books and cartoons that the Main Hero is immediately strong and tough: in fact, I had no strength, well, physical, and my bones are fragile and there are many other restrictions. Given the dislike of the villagers for me, which was already noticeable, and grew stronger over the years, I decided not to follow the path of the canon Naruto and not draw attention to myself. So quietly, he lived up to six and was thrown into adulthood, just in this apartment.

Well, okay, not everything is so smooth. In fact, from the age of six they are admitted to the academy, another thing is that there is a two-month gap between my birthday and the admission to the academy of future killers. Oh yes, and also such a trifle, that day it seemed to me, it seemed so distinctly that the teachers in the orphanage for something strongly disliked one quiet and reserved boy, otherwise why I was urgently evicted as soon as I turned six years? Uh-huh, right on your birthday, or rather, on the day the Nine-Tails attacked Konoha?

Oh, the passage through a hostile territory could be described in a three-volume book, comparable in size to the War and Peace of one Russian classic. Numerous reports have hinted at this especially.

Oh yes, I forgot to clarify. Did I already say that there were several events on my birthday? So, the first is the beginning of a free life, and the second is the awakening of the system. It all started with one amusing message:

Your character has reached the age from which his glorious path in the Shinobi World begins, the "Player" system welcomes you!

Name: Naruto Uzumaki

Life: 440

Chakra reserve: 90

Chakra Control: –250

Level: 1

Exp: 0/100

Class: -

Options:

Strength: 7

Dexterity: 2

Stamina: 12

Chakra: 4

Intelligence: 1

Free points: 0

Feature: "Demon", "Jinchuriki", "Uzumaki", "Orphan".

Passive skills: "Stealth - lvl50".

Such is the beauty. Quite quickly, we managed to find out that the interface obeys mental commands, and at the same time looked through the messages. There was nothing interesting there yet, but I paid special attention to my peculiarities.

"Daemon":

Obtained due to the effect of the Jinchuuriki. Also "Demon" is your nickname among the denizens of Konohagakure.

Effect: -2000 reputation with the "Residents of Konohagakure no Sato" faction.

The reputation window is available.

It could have been worse ... I guess. And I don't even want to think about the reputation of the canon Naruto! But "myself from the canon" I already felt humanly sorry.

"Jinchūriki":

The Nine-Tailed Fox is sealed in your body.

Effect: Getting the "Demon" trait, Chakra Control -150. Attitude of local residents (faction "Residents of Konohagakure no Sato") –1500.

Strength +5. Life x2. Chakra x2. Chakra regeneration x2. Opens the "Biju Friend" development branch, opens the "Monster" development branch.

With control, of course, a bummer, and what a bummer, just right to grab your head. But in the canon Naruto could do something, so it's not all bad ... in theory. But the buns from the status are tangible.

"Uzumaki":

You are half-blood Uzumaki. Due to the young age and poor development of chakra, the effect is almost imperceptible, but after a couple of years your chakra reserve will thrill even the Chunin.

Effect: endurance +10, life +100, chakra reserve +50, +5 health points each level, +1 chakra point each level. Stamina pumping speed + 20%. Chakra control -100, chakra excess. Little inclination towards fuin techniques.

Hmm, I wondered how, with such an attitude, the inhabitants of Naruto were not nailed in childhood, and here is where the dog is buried. The Uzumaki genes are ideally superimposed on the effect of the jinchuriki trait, and in the end ... well, I don't know how much hp the genin have, but it seems to me that I'm already reaching their level. What follows from this? That it is really difficult to kill Naruto, that's the only thing I myself can get from almost everyone "for nuts".

Intellect increased by 1.

Hmm, it's still depressing. To reason correctly, and there will be pluses to intelligence, it is easy to assume that stretching training will give dexterity, and strength training, respectively, strength, and endurance, if you give your best. It's nice, but I feel that at some point the parameters will creep more and more slowly.

Intellect increased by 1.

And if so, then it is better to immediately choose the "development branch". Grabbing hold of intelligence and wisdom is just silly. Here I still don't bother anyone, however, if I understood correctly, then without the effect of Uzumaki and the Fox in me, I would have other parameters as well. Uh-huh, that is, my intellect would have just overtaken them. But since I have such advantages from statuses, we will use it. Then there is only one question that torments me in every online game - a tank or a DD?

Okay, let's leave this question for now and check the statuses.