chapter 1 - oh, i die
normal earth, 10 Desember 2023
MC : "huhh, another year pass, im getting older, but my life, huhhh"
it's a story about a useless man who live do nothing
like Patrick start said "im tired of my rutine, sleep, wake up, eat, sleep again, when can i have my holiday."
yeah, maybe tell him as useless man just not fair, he just a broke man who lost everything, yeah, everything.
wake up from bed, take phone, see what news, but as always, nothing, just empty.
he go out of bed room, see clock
"hehh, Eleven morning, still morning (^o^)',"
as always, he want to go out to buy food to eat,
but he feel something different,
"why so quite outside"
but mehh, he doesn't care, he just open the door,
but he shock, because outside, all white as long as he can see.
?? : "supriseee"
MC : "yghdkdjd hdjdje jdjhshsjs hdjdje"
he shock because the thing who suprise him have no shape
MC : "who are you?, where am i?"
?? : "me? im what you call higher being or God or devil, whatever you think i'm(*smirk)", "as where you are, congratulation man, your wish come true, you die while you sleep ;-)",
MC : "oooh, i die, eh, how come?"
?? : " really man? you ask that, after you pray all night before you sleep to dead without pain, painless dead"
MC : "ooooh, that's it, thank you whatever you are for granting my wish"
?? : "it not just that, congratulation again, the reason why you are here not in afterlife becauseeee *drum drum drum drum*,
your cheat code you write in your hand before sleep
'608 841 228'(shifting realities)
active,
so now, here you are, and i'll give you some wish for your new reality(*smirk)"
MC : " oh my godddd :O"
?? : " yeah i'm God (*smirk)"
MC :" oh my devilllll :O"
?? : " i'm your devil too (*smirk)"
MC : "really boss?"
?? : " yeah i'm your boss too, f*k, just call me big G"
MC : "ok big G, hehehe"
big G : "now, say your wish"
MC : "hmmm, first of all, i want my sister have a happy and rich life on earth, she the only family i have, please Grant this wish"
big G : "hehhhhh, interesting for you, a person, who has ignore everything to wish for that? are you sure man?"
MC : "yeah, i am"
big G : "ok, your wish granted, next"
MC : "you know big G, i'm a lazy person, so i want to have Saitama body and power + hair, i don't want to be bald"
big G : "hahahaha, you wish to much, but okay, i'll Grant it, but here my deal,
1. Saitama body and power + hair + 1 more wish
or
2. Saitama body and power but BALD + 3 More wish, and you can't wish for hair (*smirk)"
MC : "hsjdhjdkd hsjdkdk hdjdkdku"
big G : "hahahahahahahaha"
MC : " tch, jerk"
big G "what you said?"
MC "nothing, nothing, hehehe. ok, first option please
big G "are you sure?"
MC " yeah :'( "
big G "(^^), your wish"
MC "okay for my LAST wish"
big G "ehm"
MC " hehe, my wish, i want to have just A simple system with no A.I and only have
'STATUS BOARD',
'SHOP' AND
'INVENTORY",
for 'STATUS BOARD', just make it simple
name :
power level :
skill :
as my power level, just write 'SAITAMA', as we know, his power has no limit, and immune to everything, even in one meme i Saw, he can't be kill by "Death note", and i hope you make it's become true
as for 'SHOP' i just want for shop that can BUY and SELL everything in MULTIVERSE ;-D, and don't forget search function
and for 'INVENTORY', i just want to have unlimited space and can make me store everything 100 meter around me
that's all, just that system(*smirk)"
big G: " woah woah woah, wait a minute, hahhh, i can Grant that, huhh you take a lot of me, but there some limitation, you can only buy the things that exist in that universe, as i would add world ticket there
and for inventory, i would not give you unlimited space, i Will just give you space around SUMATERA ISLAND(473.481 km²), and you can live there if you buy space system power in future"
MC: " that's okay"
big G "and for distance, i Will only make it 1 meter around you"
MC: "99 meter"
big G "2 meter"
MC: "98 meter"
big G "3 meter"
MC: "97 meter"
big G "10 meter, TAKE IT, OR LEAVE IT"
MC: "tch, okay okay, you win"
big G: "(*smirk) okay, there you go, enjoy your life man (*evil smile)
MC: "huhh?"
THIS IS SPARTAAAAN
MC fall back to the door and fall to the space and time trajetory
MC: " f*kkkkk you big G, hsjdhjdkd hdkkdkdjdj hdkkdkdjdj"
big G: " hahahahaha, enjoy your life men, enjoy your life Jal"...