Mr Breast
After his hot little session with Sakura, he left her to tend to herself, effectively gaining even more scumbag points.
In total, his Scumbag Points increased by a whole lot! It was up there at a whooping [ 620 Scumbag Points! ]
This opened Kakashi's eyes to the world of fucking someone like Sakura. He wanted to do more since it gave him so many points.
With the gathered Scumbag Points, though, Kakashi decided to invest it into becoming more of a scumbag. Hence, he quickly left for the Land of Wave's village where there were more people to gain Scumbag Points from.
The clock had already ticked past noon and the sun hung high in the sky, casting a warm glow over everything it touched. A refreshing breeze danced around them, carrying with it the faint scent of blooming flowers and fresh cut grass.
The situation would have been enjoyable if not for the dismal atmosphere. The dusty streets bore witness to the struggles etched onto the tired faces of those who lived there. Makeshift shelters, fashioned from any scraps they could find, huddled together as if seeking solace amidst their poverty.
Grimy, underfed children wandered aimlessly along the dusty paths, their sunken eyes a stark reminder of the constant ache of hunger. Their thin limbs hung off their bodies like wilted flowers, a testament to the harsh reality of their desperate situation of the Land of Waves.
Kakashi looked around, squinting his eyes like an eagle.
Most scumbags would do bad things to these people who are down in the dumps. They'll probably take these poor people for everything they had, but he isn't like that.
Instead, he was going to feed these people! That's right, feed them! He wanted to gain Scumbag Points from them in the long run, not just some quick and easy points.
Kakashi's fingers moved rapidly over the holographic screen of the System Shop, scanning through the various offerings until he came across a metallic medium sized food stall – one that he worked at when he was younger.
As it would've been seen, the stall was listed as an item, but its cost was significantly higher than most. It would cost him a total of 30 points, but Kakashi didn't hesitate to make the purchase.
In a swirl of blue pixels, the food stall materialized out of thin air, taking its rightful place in the middle of the desolated street. The metal gleamed under the sun's rays and in the stall itself, there was a sink, a prep area, storage drawers, two ovens, and 8 burners. There's even a deep frying station too. However, he wasn't going to use these at the moment since he was too lazy to cook.
Though, Kakashi couldn't help but feel a sense of nostalgia wash over him as he gazed upon the stall that held so many memories for him. He remembered when he intentionally poisoned his manager who he hated ever so much and got away with it.
"Hey, what's going on?"
"Big brother… look, that thing just appeared out of nowhere."
"Is that… a Konoha ninja?"
Whispers of numerous civilians, both old and young, echoed the streets as they all gathered to see what's up with Kakashi's metallic food stall.
Seeing that he had already gathered quite an audience, Kakashi purchased tons of food from the System Store.
With a flick of his wrist and a few swift selections, he had purchased enough food to feed an entire village.
The tantalizing aroma of crispy fried chicken, dripping with savory spices and herbs, filled the air and made mouths water.
Piled on the counter were Five steaming bowls of finger-licking good Kentucky Fried Chicken with perfectly golden-brown skin and tender meat waiting to be devoured.
Alongside them sat ten pizzas, each loaded with a variety of toppings that promised to satisfy every craving. And not to be forgotten were the dozens of juicy hamburgers, still sizzling and sending out irresistible scents of charred beef and melted cheese.
The onlookers, poor and famished, could only stare in hunger as the feast was laid out before them. They had never seen nor heard of such foods before, and they were captivated by the smell and the food's visual appeal that Kakashi summoned out of thin air. Their stomachs rumbled in protest, their mouths watering uncontrollably at the mouth watering spread before them.
While the crowd continued to look at him like a god, Kakashi continued his buying spree; he bought cooked rice and other foods.
He even bought some plastic utensils, paper places, preparing for his points farm.
A famished young orphan boy could no longer resist and mustered the bravery to approach Kakashi.
"Excuse me, Sir Ninja... what brings you here?" The boy inquired, clutching his stomach as drool dripped from the corner of his mouth. He was right next to the food... and if the person hadn't been a ninja, he would have snatched some for himself.
A hush fell over the growing crowd as they picked up on the sound of a boy's voice. A ripple of anticipation spread through the throng, their ears perking in curiosity and excitement. They hoped that the ninja would share his food.
With most of the items prepared, Kakashi looked at his victims in front of him and put on a pleasant face before shouting.
"HELLO, EVERYONE! I'm Mr. Breast! Today, I just bought a shit ton of food that'll feed people for days on end! I'm going to feed everyone who comes so make two lines and COME GET YOUR FREE FOOD!!!" Kakashi imitated a certain person's tone and spoke.
"You're going to give free food, mister?!" The orphan boy couldn't help but ask with tears and snobs coming down from his face.
It's been so long since he has eaten anything… and someone was chivalrous enough to give out free food…? The boy wanted to go and give Kakashi a hug, but he felt like that wasn't appropriate.
"Did I hear correctly?" A woman's voice joined the commotion, her eyes wide with surprise and admiration for the generous act. If it's true… she had to get some food for her family.
"Is this Konoha ninja being serious?!?!?!" Another man shouted, pumping his fist in excitement.
The surrounding onlookers erupted into cheers and chatter, their voices blending together like a roaring crowd at a sporting event. It was as if a warcry had been sounded, and everyone was joining in.
"Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Kakashi suddenly summoned his shadow clones and got them to man the two lines.
People all rushed up to the lines and were anticipating the delicious looking food, but…
When they received their plates of food, they were shell shocked.
THEY didn't receive the crispy fried chickens, the cheezy Pizza, nor the HAMBURGERS!
Instead, their meal consisted of bland brown rice, boring green beans, and unappetizing apple slices
"Sir Ninja…? Are you not going to give us those foods too?" The orphan boy gulped as he looked back and forth between his bland looking plate and the mouth watering foods near the real Kakashi.
Kakashi – who was relaxedly standing with a bowl of fried chicken – looked at the boy as he chewed on a drumstick with one hand.
He then looked at the other people who also received their plates of bland food.
He savored the succulent, golden-fried chicken before addressing the group with a booming voice. "MY FELLOW PEOPLE, let me tell you the truth about these foods before you."
He paused for dramatic effect, taking a deep breath before continuing. "These are unhealthy, greasy foods that plague our society. Did you know that 40% of Americans have fallen prey to their curse and become overweight? But fear not, for I am here to offer you a healthier alternative!"
His words rang out like a rallying cry as he motioned towards the wholesome dishes on display. "So go forth and indulge in your meals, knowing that you are doing your body a favor and that I am doing you a favor for keeping you healthy. And spread the word of Mr. Breast, the generous provider of FREE FOODS. I will be here all day, from sunrise to sundown!!"
Kakashi explained and the villagers felt that Mr. Breast's explanation seemed to be filled with genuine concern for their health even though they don't know what Americans are…. BUT!
THEY WANT THE UNHEALTHY FOOD!
THEY WANT TO EAT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
CHEEZY PIZZA!
HAMBURGERS!!
"Please, sir, just let me have a taste of those things." The orphan boy begged, but he made sure to not drop his own plate of food.
"Shoo. Go eat your food. I'll take on all the burden and be unhealthy for you. If you want more, come back after you eat." Kakashi gestured for the people to fuck off and continued eating.
"Damn it!" one of the villagers muttered.
"I'm grateful for this food... but why does it make my heart ache?" another wondered aloud.
"Food… as long as it's food," someone sniffed.
The villagers who received their share couldn't help but feel emotional, not from joy but from Kakashi playing with their emotions like a puppet master.
Behind his façade of being charitable and giving out free food, Kakashi couldn't help but cackle inwardly in a devilish tone.
It was a great deal for him - spending only one point per meal and gaining 2-3 points back as he teased the villagers with mouth-watering dishes.
"LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!" Kakashi couldn't help but roar towards the sky as he pointed his chicken drumstick upwards.
This shout of his disturbed some villagers, and it gained him even more points.
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