18 Kakashi's Plan
When Kakashi returned home, carrying an unconscious Sasuke in his arms, Inari was wrapped in a huge towel, shivering in Tsunami's arms in the living room.
Tsunami glared at Kakashi as he carried Sasuke to his room.
Sakura is also there, and she gasped and followed Kakashi.She was shocked at Sasuke's condition, and she was shaking and glaring at him.
"Kakashi-sensei," she said, in a quiet tone, filled with silent madness. "What did you do to Sasuke?"
"I didn't do anything bad. You'll see tomorrow," said Kakashi with a singsong voice, dropping Sasuke into one of the rooms.
Hearing this man, Sakura proceeded to punch Kakashi, but Kakashi caught her hand instantly. The smile on his face vanished.
Sakura gasped, and gulped in air when she saw the change.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. Know your place, my onahole," Kakashi said coldly and threw her hand away. He turned and walked towards the door.
Sakura was breathing fast and hard. She felt embarrassed. She slumped on the floor and raised both hands to her face to stop herself from screaming. He never missed an opportunity to make her feel worthless.
Kakashi stopped at the door and turned to Sakura.
"Clean him up, would you? And oh, when I feel like it, I'm going to make good of the promise you made to me."
Kakashi smirked and walked out of the room.
Sakura cringed when she heard this. She regretted it a little now that she made that promise… no, she always regretted it, but she was just too helpless to refuse.
As Kakashi walked along the passageway of the house, which led to his room and the staircase, he was lost in thought, smiling.
Most things had gone well for me today, he thought.
He made a ton of points, had fun with the villagers, exposed Inari to reality, and finally got Sasuke to awaken his two tomoe sharingan. He grinned sheepishly to himself. All that was needed was to draft out an amazing battle strategy that would lead him to ultimate victory against Haku and Zabuza… and gain even more points.
His thoughts were stopped abruptly when he saw Tsunami leaning against the door of his room. She looked visibly angry, and he chuckled.
Maybe Inari told her everything, Kakashi thought.
He stopped in front of his door with a wide grin.
"You've come looking for me, there must be trouble in paradise?"
Tsunami glared at him and hissed.
"What did you do to my child?" she asked, folding her arms.
"I only gave him friendly advice," Kakashi said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"By kicking him into the water???" Tsunami said, her voice raising a pitch higher.
Kakashi became annoyed. He raised an eyebrow.
"Yes. I did. What are you going to do about it?"
Tsunami gasped, opened her palm, and raised it to Kakashi's face but she didn't dare hit.
"Have you no shame? To bully a child that is far younger than your students. I did what I did with you to protect my family and the interests of the village. But please stay away from my boy. He…He's too innocent for all this drama. Do your work and leave us alone."
"I want to go into my room. You are in the way," Kakashi said in a stern voice.
Tsunami shook for a bit before dropping her palm. She then stepped aside and Kakashi opened the door before turning to look at her.
"I have no shame. I do whatever I want to do, because I can do it and I want to live a life as a scum. You are welcome to try and stop me, but I'll just become even more shameless," he said and shut the door in her face.
Once he did, he also received a notification from the system… telling him that he gained even more points. Kakashi didn't look at it because it's probably just a few thousand points at the moment.
Tsunami fought to hold back tears. She had asked Inari so many times what Kakashi told him, but he insisted it was nothing.
She confronted Kakashi about it too, and he wasn't even remorseful about it. She really hoped their mission would be over soon so he'd leave. She was already mentally exhausted from being around him in their house. She sat down on the floor, raised her legs up to her chest and sobbed quietly.
In his room, Kakashi pulled off his clothes before going to take a shower in the house's shower room. He was reeking of dirt, grim, and dust. After twenty minutes, he was ready and hopped onto his bed to do some strategic thinking.
His mind drifted back to Inari and Tsunami.
Their bond was strong, he thought. Inari still couldn't believe his mom could do any of the things he had told him, so he didn't tell poor Tsunami anything. Otherwise, her manner of approach would've been different or she would've done something terrible to him.
Kakashi shook his head and focused on the main point of his thoughts. The battle with Zabuza and his subordinate, Haku. He was supposed to train Naruto and Sakura the next day, and that was where the problem lay.
With such a short amount of time, he wouldn't be able to give the two of them a significant power boost with Ninjutsu techniques.
He lay down on his bed, solemn and lost in thought.
What could he possibly do?
Kakashi thought for a bit and an idea popped into his head. He sat up and grinned. He had spent two years in the military in his past life. He really didn't have to do things the original ninja way of delicately teaching his students. He was way too lazy for that anyways.
Swiftly, he activated the shop and went straight to the Modern World Items. He had hit the jackpot at his findings. The increased number of points he had gained had opened more options of items for him.
He can even buy an armored hummer that he drove in the military now, but that thing is rather useless at the moment.
He skipped through different types of guns, pistols and weapons that he had used and tried out, ranging from the weakest pistol to even sniper rifles. There were also dummy bullets. He grinned, relishing his memories of serving in the military; of his past life.
He decided to select the ones that would suit his students better.
For Naruto, he selected a Korean K1 submachine gun, a compact and lightweight weapon known for its selective fire capabilities, allowing both semi-automatic and fully automatic firing modes. This gun ended up costing 100 points with one full magazine of bullets.
This would suit him better, especially since he has the Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu. If Naruto utilized the gun properly, he could effectively become a battalion that can spray out bullets nonstop.
For Sakura, he selected a SPAS 12 shotgun, a versatile weapon known for its dual-mode capability, meaning it can switch between semi-automatic and pump-action modes.
Firing in semi-automatic mode allows for rapid follow-up shots, while the pump-action mode provides reliability and control. He felt that with Sakura's chakra control ability, she could easily overcome the recoil that it has. The gun also costs 100 points. He also purchased extra ammunition bullets for the weapon.
In addition, he purchased dummy bullets too. They were made of very soft rubber, and extremely harmless. Each set of dummy bullets were 2 points while real ones were 4 points.
He planned to turn Sasuke into a sniper… but sniping would be totally useless in the bridge battle due to the mist that Zabuza will conjure. Hence, he felt like he should just keep Sasuke as a melee dealer.
Once done, he logged out of the Scumbag System Shop.
The items materialized in his hand, and he stuffed them in a sack and kept them in his System Storage. He was excited that he was able to utilize his military knowledge in the current Shinobi World. Zabuza and Haku were in for a first class battle experience.
After he was done, he felt bored and figured that he needed a fun toy. His mind naturally drifted to Sakura and the promised blow job. He closed his eyes and smiled. He could feel an erection building up. He got up and went to Sakura's room – which was also Tsunami's room.
She wasn't in the room when he got there. Which meant she may still be awake, probably watching after Sasuke. Kakashi snorted at the unreciprocated love. He didn't think Sakura had realized how low of a success she has with Sasuke right now.
Sasuke was an Avenger. There was no way he would reciprocate any feelings towards her. She should just succumb to her fate and follow him.
When he got to Sasuke's room, Sakura sat on a chair, laying her head by Sasuke's bedside. Sasuke looked all cleaned up, and he looked like he was sleeping peacefully.
