26 Enlightening Chuckles

Kakashi chuckled and told the boy. "Just keep doing what I do and you might be enlightened in the future."

A scum? Naruto thought….

Kakashi was about to hand over the box to Naruto, but he saw that his spectators had increased. At this time, many of the people of the village had surrounded the area of the bridge to witness what was going on. 

Almost everyone noticed Kakashi… Aka Mr. Breast, and they couldn't help but feel excited because he's going to deal with their enemies! He's going to save the Land of Waves! 

Kakashi then thought of something and patted Naruto on the shoulder before telling him: "I'm sorry, Naruto. I don't need you to do this anymore." 

"I… I didn't want to do this in the first place!" Naruto sighed and rolled his eyes. He didn't want to poke people's buttholes with forks anyways!

Kakashi ignored the kid and walked to the villagers. 

"MY PEOPLE!" Kakashi screamed at the top of his lungs with his arms wide open. 

"WHO AM I?!" He asked, feeling proud of his previous deeds. 

"MR BREAST!!!!" The orphan boy from before yelled with his fist raised high into the sky. He was trembling in joy. The thugs that were now tied to the side of the bridge had terrorized them and turned their land into such a poor one. Even as an orphan, he knew it was all the thug's fault that he couldn't get full meals. 

If it wasn't for Mr. Breast, he might've died while starving somewhere by now. 

"YOU'RE MR BREAST! THE GIVER OF FREE FOODS!" 

"MR BREAST! The hero!!" 

The villagers erupted in unison, their voices raised in praise of the food lord Kakashi.

"It's good that you all know that I bring you feasts!" Kakashi beamed and overpowered everyone's voices. 

"And to show my gratitude, I will bestow upon you another FREE feast! Every person will receive a gleaming silver fork, a symbol of retribution against the thugs who have terrorized your land!" 

"Use these forks to poke and stab those who have caused you pain! Show them no mercy!" Kakashi's words stirred up the crowd, convincing them to gather scumbag points for him. 

The atmosphere was charged with anger and determination as the townspeople eagerly prepared to seek revenge on their oppressors.

"POKE THEM! STAB THEM! JUST DON'T KILL THEM YET BECUASE I WILL DO IT FOR YOU!" shouted Kakashi, his voice ringing out like a rallying cry. 

"I…I want a fork!" 

"Me too!" 

The villagers began to come up one by one and ask for a fork. 

"NO PROBLEM! Everyone gets a fork! You get one, kid! And you too!" Kakashi beamed and began handing out forks one after another until every villager got a fork. 

They then each gathered around the thugs menacingly with shining and gleaming forks. 

Kakashi then stood on one of the bridge sides and yelled: "Ready, everyone. Go!"

"YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!"

They all began poking the thugs, earning blood curdling screams that shook the bridge and the entire village. 

"Hiiie!!!" The Thugs squirmed in pain and fear, cursing Kakashi for being so ruthless. 

Blood gushed rapidly from the thugs, and Kakashi was sure that some were already dead on the spot. Old man Tazuna and the others had closed their ears to keep from hearing their tortured screams.

Multiple scumbag notifications popped up on Kakashi's vision, and he confirmed something today... and it's that he can influence others to gain points for him - as long as it's he who moved them like pawns. 

He smiled and heaved a sigh of relief. He wasn't sure if provoking the masses to earn points with him would work, but it is, so everything is well. 

It was almost noon when the people of the village had stabbed the thugs with forks to their heart's content and came back to the bridge's entrance. Kakashi was cleaning up their unfinished mess by finishing off the thugs with his ass destroying kunai to gain more scumbag points. Their tortured groans filled their ears once more.

Old man Tazuna, and the others could only sigh in disgust when Kakashi did this. 

When Kakashi was done, he opened the Scumbag system portal to check out how many points he had gained. His eyes widened at the huge sum.

[Total scumbag points earned- 6500 points]

[Total scumbag point balance- 11456 points]

Whoa! That's a whopping sum of points right there! His mouth arched up into a smile. He finally reached his first goal. He could, at last, purchase the Stone of Gelel – The stone that's akin to a chakra charger which can also heal his injuries, possibly even healing his Mangekyou when he uses Kamui in the future. 

Impatient like a kid, Kakashi purchased the stone right away. 

It cost him ten thousand points and his remaining balance immediately showed up. 

[Total scumbag point balance- 1450 points]

As he looked at the feeble number in front of him, he didn't have much of a reaction. He's a scumbag! All he needs to do is do what he normally does. Points would roll in naturally~

Plus, all this time, he had already prepared something special to help reap him tons of points! 

Before anything else, though, Kakashi absorbed some chakra from the Stone of Gelel, and he immediately felt his chakra becoming full again. Though, he didn't even use that much Chakra. 

This action, however, created a new item on the System Store under the Shinobi World section! 

It added the Stone of Gelel as an item that can be bought again and again, listing at 10,000 Scumbag Points! 

Fuck yes! It's working as I thought it would! Kakashi beamed in his mind. 

Remembering something, Kakashi also went to the Executioner's Blade that was on the ground and he picked it up before wielding it back and forth. 

Once he did that, the Executioner's Blade also appeared in his System Shop, being listed at 100 Scumbag Points! 

"God damn," Kakashi muttered before throwing it into his System Storage. He felt that it was amazing that he can duplicate almost anything by just using it…. He knew that he had to do something with this later, but that is, after all, for later. 

He logged out of his system, only to meet old man Tazuna's worried gaze in his face.

"Tazuna?," asked Kakashi, irked by the fact that old man Tazuna was so close to him. 

Tazuna let out a tired sigh, scratching his head.

"Kakashi, I appreciate what you have done for us today, no doubt about that. But however, there's a little problem that has just come up."

"What problem?" Kakashi asked, as Naruto and Sasuke approached him. 

"There's blood everywhere, all over the unfinished bridge. And these corpses, if left here for too long may smell and spread infections,"

Spread infections? Kakashi thought. He didn't give a shit. Perhaps he could gain more points if he just lets it come. He wondered if getting the villagers sick like this would help him gain points. However, he didn't want to completely destroy these people with infections just yet. He wanted to put up some precautionary measures to protect himself first. 

"If the bridge is cleaned up on time, the bridge will be ready in four or five days." Old man Tazuna said and continued, "It's just that I really lack manpower since my workers were beaten up, so it might take even longer." 

"Alright, stop right there." Kakashi shook his hand in front of his face. 

"Huh? Is this plan not good?" Tazuna asked, wondering why Kakashi is acting like this. 

"Why are you taking so long when there's free labor everywhere here?" Kakashi said as he pointed at the villagers who were at the entrance of the bridge. 

"All of them? I… I don't have enough funds to get all of them to help," Tazuna said with his voice quivering. He really didn't have enough to provide for everyone. 

"Didn't you hear me say FREE LABOR?" Kakashi rolled his eyes at the old man and walked past him with a tap on the shoulder. He didn't want to spend too much time in the Land of Waves and wanted to leave as soon as possible because he was bored of the girls here. 

He wanted to go back to Konoha and fuck some other girls and do other stuff to farm even more points.