4 Earning Scumbag Points (3)
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In another part of the forest, Kakashi's shadow clone engaged in a head on battle with Sasuke.
"Fire style: Fireball Jutsu!" Sasuke used his signature technique and attacked Kakashi. This time, however, he quickly reached for his ninja bag and threw out three shurikens and hid it in the fireball.
"It seems that you're still underestimating the Sharingan," Kakashi said as he easily blocked the shurikens and dodged the fireball.
Right after that, he rushed in to fight Sasuke in close combat.
Since he had the three tomoe sharingan, it was easier for him to fight Sasuke this way.
Seeing Kakashi approach him, Sasuke threw a kunai at him.
Naturally, Kakashi dodged the kunai, so Sasuke rushed forth to give Kakashi a huge kick to his lower abdomen.
And as Sasuke expected, Kakashi wanted to block the kick by holding onto his leg. So… Sasuke implemented his strategy and disappeared, turning into a kunai.
Substitution Jutsu; Kakashi realized, Sasuke really does excel more in fights. He even had the idea to change positions with his own kunai.
In the next instance, Sasuke came in fast from his back, and gave him a nice kick with his right leg to the nape of his neck. However, Kakashi caught Sasuke's leg and threw him across the field, where he hit his back hard against one of the trees.
Even though Kakashi's skill wasn't near the original at the moment, having Kakashi's body and the Sharingan is more than sufficient to deal with Sasuke.
Kakashi, not wasting any second, ran towards Sasuke and kicked him in the chest. He retrieved the rope that Naruto had used on him earlier and quickly bound Sasuke's hands behind his back before grabbing hold of his hair and pressing boy's face against a nearby tree.
"Kakashi-sensei, what is this all about?" Sasuke asked, fear evident in his voice.
"Oya, already captured him?" The real Kakashi came from not far away with crescent eyes.
"Yes, but it feels a little wrong to use your fingers for that ultimate jutsu. Sasuke is a boy after all. It's a little revolting to use your fingers." The shadow clone Kakashi said, feeling a little disgusted.
"That's true. I think so too." Kakashi said as he brought out a kunai and spun it around. "Guess I'll use this kunai."
"Wait…!! KAKASHI SENSEI! Tell me you're not using that disgusting jutsu!" Sasuke screamed as his cheeks were still pushed into the three trunks.
"Well, yeah. I am. What about it?" Kakashi said nonchalantly as he came right behind Sasuke.
"Please… I beg of you… just don't use the kunai. PLEASEE!!" Sasuke really cried. He doesn't cry much, but… Kakashi really is being too much at the moment!
Like… using a kunai to puncture someone's ass? What kind of fucking psycho does that!?
"Well, fine. But you owe me one. I don't swing that way after all. ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!" Kakashi relented and decided to use his fingers. He didn't want to… but he had to do it to get the 100 scumbag points he needed to inherit Kakashi's abilities.
"KUHH!!" When his ass was destroyed, Sasuke couldn't help but let tears flow.
He felt like he lost all of his respect for Kakashi. From now on… he no longer wanted to call Kakashi a sensei… He might even try to kill Kakashi in the future!
The pain was unbelievable for Sasuke. Kakashi untied him, and he dropped to the floor, writhing in pain.
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After each of his students' asses were destroyed, Kakashi went back to the original spot and waited for his students to come back.
When his students did come back, they looked at him in fear.
"And this concludes today's sparring lessons. Next is for you to climb the trees! If each of you don't learn how to climb trees with your feet by tomorrow, I will personally bust your asses once more," Kakashi grinned wickedly and pointed at the tallest tree he could see.
"FUCK." Sasuke cursed and looked away.
Naruto also gritted his teeth and didn't dare look at Kakashi.
As for Sakura… she whimpered and didn't dare resist Kakashi.
"As for me, I'm going back. Good luck, you three," Kakashi said before turning around and leaving. As he did so, he saw that the Scumbag Points notifications were stacking up on top of one another non-stop.
"Yes…," the three chorused, tears welling up in their eyes.
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At old man Tazuna's home, Kakashi met Tsunami, Tazuna's daughter. She was cooking dinner.
"Man, she looked gorgeous," Kakashi smiled; he wouldn't mind playing with her sometime. Right now, though, he had more pressing things to do. He walked straight to his room, shut the door and activated the Scumbag System User Interface. Immediately, the hologram user panel appeared.
[ Total Scumbag Points: 230 ]
Wow, this is rather high? Kakashi chuckled.
His hard work really paid off.
While he looked in awe at his points, the holographic busty woman suddenly materialized again.
[ You earned thirty points for each person's ass you busted; and thanks to your actions, you have gained a new title -The Asshole Destroyer. Congratulations! Please look at the following effects of your new title. ]
[ The Asshole Destroyer: You are able to gain a total of 60 (30x2) points for each asshole that you destroy. However, you can't gain it from the same person. ]
[ One Hundred points will be used to inherit skills from the original Kakashi Hatake. The knowledge and experience will assimilate with you over night. Your total points that remains now is: 130 Scumbag Points. ]
[ Moreover, the Scumbag System Shop has been made accessible to you for your own personal use. The title function of the Scumbag System has also been opened! It's left for you to explore and go through them. This is the last time I will address you. You are officially welcome to the Scumbag system. I welcome you as a user of the Scumbag System user, Kakashi Hatake. ]
The hologram woman spoke nonstop and right after that, she disappeared.
Going through this, Kakashi felt that it was a pity he couldn't gain butthole points from the same person, and the title seemed to have limited him instead.
Still, he smiled and laid down on his bed, looking at the ceiling of his room. He decided he would check out the system shop tomorrow. He was feeling rather exhausted after practicing his Jutsus and battling his students.
Plus, he also needed to quickly sleep to inherit the real Kakashi's real skills…
As he drifted off into sleep, he wondered… how much of an advantage this Scumbag System is going to give him.
