3 03. Do you call this a ninja technique?

[This system is called the Wife and Children System, the host will have a wonderful future!]

"Children… is it to revitalize the clan?"

[System connection is successful, do you want to open the newbie gift package? There are many supreme techniques in it, so you will definitely come out ahead!]

"Quickly, open!"

How could David hesitate when he heard the words "supreme techniques"?

All he wants now is to immediately master a powerful ninjutsu and kill the three people who were talking nonsense at the door.

[The newbie gift package has been opened successfully. Choose one of the four ninja techniques below. Once you select it, you will master it perfectly.]

"It's perfect!"

David's eyes lit up, it was incredible to be able to directly master a powerful technique. He can still choose.

In front of him, a very familiar blue translucent screen suddenly appeared. A very cliché system window from novels.

Three small booklets appeared on the screen, each with a title and a description below.

[Ninja Technique: Perseverance Technique.

After using this technique, you will have an extremely strong and durable body.

Note: Is doing it thirty times impossible? Hahahaha! Do it fifty times and only then will you start to get tired!]

[Ninja Technique: Winning Sperm Technique.

Ignore the science and you will definitely win! Given this technique, any physicist who is unable to have children will be ineffective.

Note: Did the doctor say you can't get pregnant? Alright, try my invincible cum!]

[Ninja Technique: Heart to Heart Connection Technique.

The strongest enchantment technique, applicable to all female beings, will not be undone even by death.

Note: Have you closed your heart to men? Okay, no more, now you love me forever, not even death can separate us!]

[The above three techniques do not consume vitality or chakra and will not have any impact on corresponding organs.]

[Pick one, host... they all suit you very well!]

"..."

David was stunned. What are those things? Are these the supreme techniques that were promised?

"System! You call this a ninja technique?! Supreme technique... Well, although they are all very good... but I don't need them right now!"

David just wanted to vent his anger now.

But no matter how much he thought about it, the three powerful techniques in front of him couldn't deal with the three ANBU at the door.

"System, even if you give me a shadow clone, it's better than these!"

[There will be rewards like shadow clones, but that will happen in the future. Whether you succeed or not depends on your skills in bed against the women you meet.]

[The Newbie Gift Pack only lays the foundation for your arduous journey within your companions! Host, you are the one chosen to sow your white seeds throughout this world, this universe, this multiverse and far beyond! Do not let me down...]

At this point, David slowly calmed down and asked curiously: "What is the system for? I already understand that I need to impregnate women and increase my family to an unimaginable number, but what is its function?"

David has a rough idea of the system's function, but still needs confirmation.

[My role is very simple, for each child you have, you will receive random rewards, including ninjutsu, chakra, physical fitness, among many other rewards... the more potential the children, the higher the rewards.]

[You can receive special rewards if you can win over some special women who have had their timeline altered around the world... but don't worry, host. You will be quickly notified if you meet one of these special women.]

David was very happy when he heard the information. That's exactly what he's best at, especially with the techniques he can choose.

With his beautiful appearance and this system, over time, he will definitely be the strongest in the ninja world. As for the universe and multiverse, he decided to ignore it for now, at least until he manages to impregnate the goddess Kaguya in the future.

Since they destroyed the Uchiha clan, wouldn't everything be resolved if he restored it again? And even make the clan even more powerful than before the genocide.

Let's go! David started thinking quickly, what would be the best technique now and also thinking about the future.

David looked at the three techniques in the newbie gift package and chose after a quick decision.

Ninja Technique: Winning Sperm Technique.

Currently, this technique is what David needs most at the moment and is also the most effective in future battles.

At least the battles won't be in vain.

"Wait... everyone thinks I'm that lecherous pervert, right? Everyone thinks I'm that scum from the Uchiha clan, right? With my face, with the system, with my countless future children, just give me one year, after one year I want you to meet me again... and then, hahahaha!"

A gentleman's revenge is never too late, David thought and became emboldened again to strike back at the enemies who want to wipe out his clan.

The grand plan to restore the clan is urgent! David needs to quickly think of something, but first he needs to think of a plan to escape this current situation.

Let's not forget that he is still in the Third Hokage's office and is still waiting for the two architects of the Uchiha clan's genocide.

Especially Danzo, after all, David still doesn't know if that old bastard knows about the affair between him and the lover he's hiding.

When he remembered, David squeezed his hand slightly and remembered the feeling of squeezing those full breasts, even his sleeping member trembled slightly.

David shook his head, now is not the time to think about that.

A few minutes later, the door to the office David is in was opened and two old men walked through the door.

The visitors were none other than Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura.

(Note: Character names have been put in the Western format [first name + last name])

David unconsciously took a few steps back, after all, he was the only one who accidentally stayed behind the night of the Uchiha clan's genocide.

There is no guarantee that they will want to complete the job that Itachi was too lazy to complete.

"Boy, such an accident happened suddenly to the Uchiha clan. As Konoha's Hokage, I'm really sorry. This is my neglect to see. It's my fault. I couldn't send people in time to protect the Uchiha clan..."

"Uh..."

David was shocked to see Hiruzen Sarutobi crying so easily.

Oscar winners certainly aren't as good as him.

"Damn, you deserve to be the sun of Konoha, the tricks are so profound... if I didn't already know, I'd almost believe you!" - David cursed the Third Hokage in his mind.

Calling last night's genocide an accident, hahahaha! Clearly wanting big events to become small accidents.

David continued to complain in his thoughts, but on the surface, he cooperated with the Third Hokage's performance and continued to maintain his original perverted style. He showed no concern about last night's genocide.

"Hokage-sama, please don't do this. I'm not used to hugging men. Don't worry about me. I've been an orphan for a long time. I just want to live happily among thousands of women in my life, surrounded by young and ripe flowers." .if it has nothing to do with women, I don't care!"

As he spoke, David glanced at Danzo, who was standing to the side. He had an expressionless face and didn't even look at David.

The Third Hokage smiled and nodded, "It's great that you have such an open-minded attitude. I informed the world this morning that Itachi Uchiha is a renegade S-rank ninja from Konoha as of today..."

David: "It doesn't matter... as long as I can survive."

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