1 Died and Reincarnated

Tree Leaf Hospital, Konohagakure

"Just one more push... I can see the head coming," said the doctor confidently for the reason that she had been in this work for more than twenty years.

"Aaah...come out dammit," A white-haired lady screamed at the top of her lungs as she gave one last push before passing out.

"Congratulations, Akira San, It's a boy."

Congratulated the doctor after the successful delivery, unaware that the mother of the child was already unconscious on the bed.

"Ohh No..."

Hurriedly; providing the baby to the nurse, the doctor checked the breath of Mrs Gojo only to sigh in relief as there was no imminent danger to her life.

Only when after a few minutes passed did everyone present in the room realise that something wasn't right, "Wait a second! Why the baby is not crying?" the female doctor said nervously while she raised her hand to spank the newborn child's butt.

"Uah uah ua..."

Immediately, as if the white-haired kid was aware of what the doctor was going to do to him, cried for the first time causing everyone in the room to calm their nerves down before looking at the baby strangely.

Phew, I almost got spanked there, I am a baby right now so it seems that old man wasn't lying about wishes after all...

Get your hands off my butt, you old hag...

——FLASHBACK——

South Asia,

"Aah, I don't want to live in this stupid world anymore... why do I have to live such a normal boring life?"

Shouted a nineteen years old guy furiously only to get scolded by the shopkeeper, "You fucking brat, why are you scaring the customers?"

Upon hearing this.

A tick mark appeared on the boy's forehead as he snapped and retorted, "Huh? Are you blind, old man? Can't you see that not a single customer came to buy anything since this morning?"

Listening to him, the old man's face became red from anger.

"You shithead! It's because of You... keep shouting like a b*tch getting gangban*ed all this time," roared the old man at him then continued, "And don't give me the same excuse that you are simply bored of your life."

Even though the old man was shouting, the young guy didn't listen to him. He looked at the twentieth-century antique clock hanging on the wall, and at the same moment, all the colour from his face vanished.

"Ohh shit!! It's almost 1 pm. I don't want to be late for my class or else that devil will kill me for sure... Old man, I'm going ahead of time, take care, see you tomorrow," said the young guy anxiously before taking his backpack and running out of the shop.

"Oye, don't just ignore my words, you stupid brat," shouted the old man albeit the young man had already left.

"Run bastard run, or you'll get tortured by that manwhore the entire night"

Rey trembled just thinking about what would happen to him if he got a single minute late for his tuition class while running sideways on a double-lane road.

He was too immersed in his thoughts as he didn't notice the shouts that were aimed in his direction.

"Hey Watch Out..." shouted a random lady, her huge ass perked up toward heaven.

"Hmm?"

Looking sideways toward the other lane, Rey found the lady very to his liking, "Woah, Mam you got some nice..."

But unfortunately;

He didn't get to finish his sentence, as a large multi-tire truck ran over him from behind, smashing him right into the iron guardrail of the road.

His half-body lying completely still like dried meat in a freezer, soaked in his blood.

Gaining a little consciousness Rey spoke his last words;

"It hurts. It fucking hurts, Ah... I can't feel my back... I guess this is it for me... Haha, a true mortal fate... if only I could..." Murmured Rey before he sprayed out multiple shots of blood from his mouth and started to lose consciousness.

The last scene he could see at the moment was a two-metre-high skeleton who stood in front of him, facing against his dead body.

'What the fu...'

...

"So, care to explain, Mister?" Requested Rey to an old-looking man dubiously because of the situation he found himself in.

He woke up in an unfamiliar shiny white room only to find an immortal-looking old man with white hair and grey eyes sitting on an ancient throne looking at him curiously.

Listening to the young man, the ancient-looking man sighed, as he nodded.

"I am THE GOD of entertainment," Almighty God straightened his head to look toward him while saying in an unusual tone, "As for your doubt, It seems like my agent picked you up from earth after you died in an accident."

"So, I died, huh..."

Rey didn't experience sadness upon learning of his death because he had been an orphan in his previous life, leading to minimal emotional attachment to that existence.

He looked at the sceptical old man who was proclaiming himself as a god and said, "I do not desire to live there anyway... but why am I here?"

Hearing his question, God couldn't help but smile.

"Ahem! You see, we Gods have to fulfil the pending wishes of dead mortals to complete our quota every thousand years. Hmm. You got lucky since you are the last person who will have his one wish fulfilled. After this, I will be free, hehe..." God declared proudly but soon started to laugh creepily in a not-so-godly way.

Excited, God continued to speak in a hurried tone, "Quick! Tell me what is it that you desire?"

Upon hearing God who seemed like he was dying to get himself out of this place, Rey asked hopefully, "Can I reincarnate in an anime world with some other anime character powers in any timeline?"

God furrowed his brows as he thought, 'That's it?'

God was about to tell him that he could have his wish completed but Rey didn't let him finish his sentence, "Yes, you can n.." Instantly, Rey declared his wish before letting God even finish his words, "I want to reincarnate in the Naruto world with all the abilities of Gojo Satoru ten years before the second shinobi war in Konoha."

God stared at him for a good moment and then spoke calmly.

"Granted, though you will have the Cursed Energy instead of Chakra. Let's do it this way, I'll make the Cursed Energy versatile enough to match Chakra for you, and it will also make your Six Eyes and Limitless more powerful. So, make sure to practice before using it in battle. Hmm, and don't be worried, the amount of Cursed Energy will continue to increase within yourself. Let me say this myself, try not to show off those eyes openly, it will only lead to others' greed. I'm the one who made them so no one can steal them from you, not even by transplant. Finally, Six Eyes will be healed naturally if you manage to damage them somehow," God said all of this proudly, his chest puffed out.

Hearing God silently without interrupting, Rey let out a few words only when God finished his speech, "Holy... Thank you, Dear God. Hmm? What's happening, my head feels weird."

"That's the memories and experiences of Gojo Satoru using all his abilities, it will help you in that overpowered world, consider it free, hehe," said the god cheekily, resembling a prankster child.

Not letting this chance get away so easily Rey further asked shamefully, "Dear God, Can I get the appearance of Gojo too?"

Returning to his usual look God spoke out loud.

"Ooh, I see. Haha, alright. You must be worried that you'll get your previous loo*cough* *cough* It's done. It's done. There you go. Now let me send you on your way," God said quickly, and within a moment opened a shiny portal behind Rey, pushing him into the bottomless void.

"Sigh... One last thing, you'll be able to use all affinities, think of it as a little gift from me. And I am sorry for making fun of your appearance; GOOD LUCK IN YOUR JOURNEY, CHILD," said the god calmly but for Rey, it sounded more like thunder rumbling.

Rey wanted to say that he didn't mind it as he was used to being berated by others but at that moment he could only have a single thought going through his mind, 'Isn't that too much for a gift?' before he passed out.

... Flashback end...

Main Market Street, Gojo Residence, Konoha

It's been a week since I got reincarnated in this world and I can't do anything except normal baby stuff, the only good thing about this life is these huge melons...

"Mmh~❤️, Satoru Kun~~ If you keep sucking so hard, mommy's gonna dry~💕" moaned a beautiful woman, her shiny white hair falling to her back. She looked at her cute little child with her charming Violet eyes, to whom she was dearly breastfeeding while holding in her arms.

"It's too sweet to hold back, ahh, I can't get enough of this..." exclaimed Satoru but for Akira, it sounded more like pleasant baby coo, causing her to feel happy and delightful.

This effortless battle goes on for half an hour until he reluctantly stops himself from sucking his mother's sweet nectar anymore, for the reason that he was already full.

Seeing that her son had already stopped drinking, Akira gently put him into a crib made of softwood and fluffy mattresses and placed a soft sheet over him.

She softly kissed his forehead before going out of the house for some shopping.

...

Hmm.

Her love for me is really on another level, huh?

After staying for a week here, now I am certain there is no one in this house other than me and my mother.

As for my biological dad, I don't think I have one.

I noticed that there weren't any pictures of him here, and seeing my mother's happy face without any grief made me sure of it. Well, it's better this way...

My eyes started to hurt when I tried to open them for a long time, I guess it's because I'm still a newborn child.

Maybe it would be for the best if I don't open them too much as of now.

Hmm.

This massive amount of cursed energy lurking inside me is also somewhat frightening.

Sigh... I guess, all I can do for now is study those memories to acquire a head start.

Let's see;

If my memories serve me right, then the current Hokage must be Sarutobi Hiruzen, and it's been ten years since the First Shinobi War ended. Then, I don't have to worry about being thrown into the upcoming war early.

I am feeling sleepy way too much as a newborn child; I guess, learning can be done tomorrow too, for now, I am going to sleep.

Waww, So Sleepy...

...

"Mommy is back Satoru Kun~❤️" Akira said lovingly upon arriving home.

However, when she noticed that her son was already asleep so cutely, she held back her voice from rising too much, to prevent him from waking up.

Coming beside him quietly, Akira smiled charmingly before she thought, 'Aah~💕 My baby is so adorable... Maybe it's because I wish for my baby from God.'

When satisfied, Akira went toward the open courtyard in the middle of her house, as she sneered at her friends inwardly who didn't believe a single word from her, 'Hmph! Those whores. I don't care if they don't believe that I didn't sleep with anyone,' Akira sat down on the grass and began to calm her mind while letting out a few words in a thankful tone, "It's God himself who gave me my baby'