1 Prologue(Rewrite)

Reincarnating in Naruto was less than an ideal situation. Being an orphan just after the Kyuubi attack?

I could work with that. Even someone as useless as Sakura with her tiny chakra reserves became so strong. If I trained myself from a very young age, I was surely going to become strong. I will learn Chidori, Rasengan, and kick ass.

So when a Shinobi Jonin wanted to adopt me, I was thanking my luck for being the most beautiful and cute girl in the orphanage. Matron lady always praised me for being an intelligent child and not causing her any trouble like the others.

The Shinobi looked fairly good. Brown hair and black eyes, with a scar running down his face and an arm lost. He had lost his newborn daughter in the Kyuubi attack, and had just woken up from coma. He was from R&D department so money was not an issue.

He approached me with a smile and touched my belly, and I felt something stir within me. I felt intense pain, and I screamed.

"AAARGH!"

"This girl doesn't have the ability to use chakra, and will never become a ninja. Matron, please let me see another child."

Hearing that, I felt my whole fantasy world crashing down. I heard Madara-sama's voice in my head.

"Wake up to reality."

I shouted 'System!' in my mind several times, thinking that I would have gotten atleast some sort of cheat if I can't use chakra.

I hate system fanfics, but please let me have it!

I kept shouting in my mind, but nothing worked. I kept at it until I fell asleep crying.

The next day, no one called me cute and beautiful any longer. Matron no longer called me smart and intelligent. All kids started harassing me, calling me names and laughing that I can't use chakra.

"I always hated that bitch! She looks down on us!"

What kind of 3 year old talks like this? Where dids he even learn this phrase? The boy who wanted to run along with me when I was training, turned his back on me. He was laughing at me, pointing fingers. He must be proud to have copied the gossiping aunties.

And he wasn't alone. I was surrounded by kids like that, who were following me around until yesterday. They were laughing.

Most of the kids were 3 years old, but I then truly understood true nature of humans. They are greedy creatures, only looking out for themselves, and associating with people who will be useful in some way or another, consciously or unconsciously.

If an animal attacked us just now, they would push me so that they can flee when I am getting eaten.

I can't use chakra, that means I can only walk the path of Guy and Lee.

But for what? Do I have any motivation left? Do I even want to fight? Do I even want myself to get hurt?

I want to live, and I want to survive. Many civilians survived. Even after Pain killed many, all of them were revived. Sage of Six Bowls and his daughter.

But I just can't leave the chances of my survival on luck. What if I get killed before that? What if I end up crippled even after getting revived?

With my knowledge from modern capitalistic society, I will be able to make money somehow. I could hire ninjas to protect me.

While I was thinking of my future, a girl tried to pull my hair.

"Piss off, mongreal."

I performed a leg sweep and the girl fell down, tears forming in her eyes. I found crying children cute till now, but I no longer feel any 'Aww~' in me.

A two year old kid tried to attack me, and I kicked him in the stomach.

Two three year olds tried to punch me at the same time, but I just sidestepped and they got each other's punch.

4 down, 1 more to go.

I glared at the blue haired girl, Hikari, who followed me around the most.

"*Hic*! Uwaaaah! Pwease don't beat-"

I delivered an uppercut to this bitch, knocking her unconscious.

"Hey! Stop bullying others!"

Matron came and started lecturing me.

"They attacked first."

"That doesn't mean that you can beat them up so badly!"

Tch. Wasn't she saying that I am the best kid in the orphanage just yesterday?

All of them are the same. I will remember their faces and names.

"Now go to your room! No lunch for you today!"

I glared at her, but backed down, for now. But I will really do something about her later.

While walking back from the orphanage's playground, I was mulling over what I should do now.

I no longer want to be a mainstream ninja. I am not someone who can train like a madman like Lee and Guy.

But can I really not use chakra? The warm and uncomfortable feeling I got in my belly was definitely chakra. Do I have some sort of condition?

Sighing, I decided to not bother with it till Tsunade arrives. I am not too trusting towards Konoha hospital.

So, I will focus on making money, a lot of it. I had a building in inheritance in a major city in my past life, so I was super rich just bynrenting all the apartments. While I was smart enough to get into one of the top engineering colleges in my country, I chose arts because I wasn't really in search for employment. And I was always interested in manga, anime, dramas, idols and all.

Hmm, I don't want to be a single loser this time. I want a cute, handsome husband, who is also incredibly strong and easy to control. Someone who will protect me at any cost in this dangerous world.

"Hey! I heard that Naruto is a demon!"

My ears rose, and my attention was instantly drawn towards the noise. It was Naruto, the person I have been avoiding till now to avoid Danzo's attention. But seeing him harrassed, an eerily similar condition to mine, something inside me snapped.

Emo Shiori was born.

If everyone just wants to use everyone else, then fine. I will adapt. You play by the rules of the world in which you live.

I will use Naruto. I will make him solely dependent on me emotionally. I will make him love me.

He needs a friend, and I need protection.

I will play my part. I will become a perfect wife for him. Advising him, cooking for him, waiting for him as he goes to mission after giving me a goodbye kiss, enjoying have a threesome, foursome, or even fivesome with his clones.

I will make him stronger. I will make money in our early years to support him. I will make him miso soup everyday.

I would even use the 'would you like dinner, bath or me?' for the first time in my life.

All I need is for him is to protect me. Keeping me safe from any and every threat. No. I don't just need protection. I need him whole. I will become the wife of the future Hokage and the world's hero.

But I will mold him into what I want. There were many things that were wrong with his canon version. He was stupid in everything outside of Shinobi related things. He was hotheaded and relied on Kurama for everything. He didn't even achieve his full potential. He should have the strongest body in the verse except the Otsutsukis. There is literally no reason that Sasuke should even come close to his base stats except genjutsu, reaction and perception, let alone KCM2.

And he was acting stupid all the time, calling Obito the coolest guy and being a bigger Sasuke simp than Sakura.

But he will be much better, stronger, and smarter with me. He will have the best waifu in the verse.

I am much better than that doormat of that white eye-freak!

Hehe~ I will train and corrupt you properly to be my ideal man, Naruto. I will properly mold you into a perfect person unlike the naive Naruto who dreamed of being the Hokage with horrible hairstyle.

The tragedy called Boruto will never happen.

Shiori Uzumaki, it sure has a nice ring to it.

Naruto, you are mine now.