stupid leaves

ever since I saw Shsiue master chakra control enough to attempt water walking I have been pissed. Can't get my-self be outshined by a peace-loving, gullible ninja. I don't know how the mf got so much respect in the future when mans ain't got guts. In order to catch up I had to increase the time I spent doing the leaf chakra exercise. 

Whoever made this exercise must have sucked ass, there was no real progression besides you being able to hold the leaf up constantly on your head with just chakra. I began experimenting on different ways I could, train my chakra control. 

I thought of several ways, one was using chakra while doing some of my static workouts like handstands, planks, and pushups to have a leaf on my hands or head constantly floating up or down. Another way of increasing my control I thought of was using the leaf exercise when I was doing my runs. 

I tried doing the static workout with the leaf exercise the next day. At first, it was hard to find all the chakra points, so I had to beg the local police and ninja for their help for them to mark my chakra points. After knowing the chakra points it was somewhat more difficult than regular chakra exercise of the lotus position, but still doable within the amount of hold time in the sets. 

When I tried the chakra exercise while running though that was an entirely different ball game. First not only did I have to adjust the leaf with my movement, but I had to adjust to the wind too. at first try I could barely even do it for 1 sec . after the week though it was brought up to 10 seconds . A lot of work still needed to be done. To be able to run while not picking up leaves 24/7 I would go get about 100 leaves before every run and put them in my pockets. I would say the neighbors where looking for some one they called the leaf bandit that terrorized their plants, I have no clue who that might be. HAHAHAHa. In order to not be caught I decided to pick leaves from across the village so it's not too evident.

I was thinking how nice the shadow clone Jutsu would be if I had it. I could just have a few clones doing the chakra exercises while I did my workouts. But I don't think I can use or get that justsu before my Sharingan. Given I didn't want to be a full on ninja and I would only go to the academy to just learn what they were up to and what to watch out for. So I don't think anyone would have just magically taught me the village's unique Jutsu for free. I still had no idea how to open my eyes, in the show most people awakened it using the feeling of grief, but I didn't want to get power by getting sad. Beta move if you ask me. having the power to protect while already losing what you want to protect. In a few comments on the show, i read before they said the feeling of pure joy could awaken the regular sharingan too. I guess that's the path I must take. I should be committed to living the most joyful life. 

One of the days while I was doing the chakra exercise with the leaves, my mom saw me with the leaves in my pocket and screened " You the leaf bandit , you about to get grounded, now take this sliper". she took of her slipper throwing it at me, and I ran for the hills. Luckily I dodged the sliper and ran . When I came back home Mom glared at me and gave me a whole lesson on how I should be not destroying people's property. I sighed and accepted. She told me its a secret between me and her that I'm the leaves bandit. And I should never pick leaves near our house again. I stopped doing that a while ago but I accepted anyway. 

AN:next chapter or chapter after that we will finally get this man to the academy.