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Naruto: Aburame Malaria

Aburame Malaria, the child who was spurned by all because his body was unsuitable to host any sort of chakra bug from birth. As a placeholder until his body could nurture enough chakra, instead of a chakrabug he was infested with the mundane mosquito. What's the feeling of a mosquito bite? Itchy, yes. What's the feeling of a mosquito bite under your skin? Tremendously unbearably itchy. Yes. Multiply the feeling to several hundred to thousands of feeding mosquitoes under your skin. Come and join us as Aburame Malaria is slowly turning insane from the itch, as he follows Danzo and Orochimaru to develop the shinobi worlds first insect borne diseases. _____________ This story will be heavily centered around humor and jokes, where the plot will slowly follow Malaria's descent into scientific madness. Please leave some comments, I'll check them out. Appreciation goes out to Midjourney AI for making it so easy to create a truly amazing Cover Art. Want me to drink a coffee in your honour? Here's how: ko-fi dot com/ThugB

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Announcement; Where's the author!?

Where's the update, where's the author and did you quit this story!?

Well, hello there. Let's get right into it;

I got a stomach ache last year, spent a neat week sleeping on my bathroom floor.

After I finally got better, I went to the local convenience store to buy some supplements for stomach bacteria to speed up my recovery.

I got influenza after my visit to the store, spent a neat three weeks in bed living on soup. (Not covid, double and triple tested to make sure - all negative.)

After I finally got better, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some supplements for -everything in the body- to speed up my recovery.

I got covid after my visit to the pharmacy, spent a neat two months in bed living on water. (This time, actual covid. Three tests - all positive...)

After I finally got better, my 'sick-aid'-leave cheque was about to run out - so I've been working to still have a roof over my head!

And why haven't I updated any chapters due to being sick for a while? Well, the harddrive with my 'jokes and ideas' document died just to nail it in - I'm low on karma it seems!

No, seriously, all my jokes and planning for this story got wiped. Even tried two different data recoveries to no avail, and I'm here to tell you - I can't continue this story in the foreseeable future.

But I am writing! So please stick around my profile if you really liked this one, as I'm working on something new.

And that's all, thanks for checking this one out... Sad to write this story off, as I did have fun writing it.

I'm well now, for those that care! /ThugB

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