Sake

Chapter-Six

"Don't worry, they won't be there to assume."

'What does he mean by that?' Itachi thought as he started to think carefully. He never could have even expected the guy he just met a few hours ago to take down many trained shinobis who were made to be the best of spies. He took all of them down while effectively being unnoticed.

'I should stall for as long as possible!' Just as Itachi was about to rush forward his eyes widened in shock. His whole body was unable to react, but thanks to his sharingan he is able to see Kuroi's movements. 

Kuroi's speed wasn't anything he's ever seen before, it was even faster than a 'body-flicker jutsu'. Before he knew it, Kuroi was already in front of him.

"Too slow bro." He easily chopped the back of Itachi's neck with just enough strength to rattle his brain and knock him out.

He caught him before he could fall down and put him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "You aren't even worth me using my C.Haki currently." He commented while looking at his left with a surprised face.

"The fuck is this guy comming here for?" He sensed Hiruzen coming towards their direction. "Whatever" But he wasn't in a mood to deal with that old fart so he just left the place with Itachi on his shoulders. He made sure to use his Chakra chains to absorb Itachi's chara so that others won't be able to track him.

He moved faster than the wind so he left behind a unique sound.

"So that's the Naka Shrine huh?" He said while standing on top of the Torii gate in front of the Naka Shrine of the Uchicha. While to an outsider it may be just a shrine, Kuroi knows that the Uchihas conduct their secret meetings here.

"How about a surprise for your deadbeat daddy Itachi?" He smirked as he thought of an idea.

He pinned Itachi's clothes to the torii gate, making him hang like a chicken outside a butcher's shop. And scorched the message 'You're welcome' on the Torii gate with his fire. He took his chain off Itachi's wrist and left the clan compound.

'This should spice things up a bit. I wrote it down like this next to Itachi. If Fugaku has more than 2 brain cells he can use this to make the higher-ups confused on who did it. With Hiruzen here he can look at this himself so he won't suspect them about lying too. After all, if it was an Uchiha who caught and knocked out the spies, why would he make an obvious mark on their forehead?' Kuroi felt proud of his own plan.

'That will sure buy me some damn time to think about this though… but Danzo and Obito would be a pain, they will do as much as possible to exterminate all the Uchihas to stock up the respawn tokens.'

Kuroi looked at the panic he caused at the Uchiha compound. Hiruzen seem to be grieving while the Uchihas came out of the shrine and were shocked at the sight of Itachi hanging on the Torii gate.

"This is much more entertaining than just killing the enemies, no wonder the shonen villains play with the mc as much as possible. It's much more entertaining this way." Kuroi laughed to himself and went back to his house, buying some adult drinks on his way back.

Ninjas were allowed to drink no matter their age, to cope up if they are depressed and you guessed it right, the law was made by the weedkage himself. But Kuroi just drinks because it makes him actually feel like an adult.

"Thanks man!'

"Take this." The guy who sells the liquor threw a hangover tonic to Kuroi. "It's in the house. Enjoy it"

Kuroi caught it and left with just one thought. 'I'll save the village from destruction just for this guy. And maybe make him a millionaire by selling him recipes of other kinds of adult beverages too, I'm kinda fed up with just sipping Sake.'

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The next day, the whole of Konoha was in a shitstorm due to Kuroi's action. The Uchiha were no longer quiet about their opposition and many other clans too started to question as to why a small brigade of spies was sent to the Uchiha clan to spy on. Naturally they were starting to get concerned about their own clan's safety.

If it wasn't for Fugaku stopping them, the true emo Uchihas were ready to start a riot in the village. All the while the Hokage himself was grieving for the death of his first born. That was truly the darkest day for Konoha in a long time.

All the while Kuroi was sleeping on his bed peacefully with an empty sake bottle on the side of his bed. Having a good dream of getting 'Dr. Manhattan' as his next character to assimilate with.

But his sleep was fully disturbed by a red-haired milf who decided to meet him since he totally forgot to come for dinner in her house. 

Kushina easily opened the door's lock with her chakra chains. She was very proficient in using them and has developed a variety of techniques on how to use them, one among such techniques is to make miniature versions of chakra chains and use them to lockpick doors or do simple surgeries and stuff.

"Look at this kid…" She sighed looking at Kuroi who looked like a total drunkard. His room smelled of sake and was a mess. "He reminds me of her"

She picked up the bottle and threw it away and cleaned the room a bit, she didn't find it weird at all that he was drinking. She knew him enough to know that he's a bit… special in the head and she's come to terms with that.

"Wake up brat!" She sat on the side of his bed and shook him in hopes to wake him up.

But all she received in return was, "Hm… get lost bitch… go clean some dishes…"

Immediately Kushina got a tick mark on her forehead and almost punched him, knowing that he'd be able to tank her blows but stopped at the last moment. 

"Just punching him wouldn't be enough would it." She smirked mischievously and pulled his blanket off, much to his displeasure.

"Hmm.." But he was still sleeping.

"What a lazy bum…" She lost focus while wiping the drool off his face. But still proceeded with her plan to ruin her sleep, she pulled down his boxers and immediately his dick sprung out. It wasn't fully erect but his morning wood was still impressive.

She slowly caressed it with her long and tender fingers gently and immediately it increased in size.

"He sure is growing, can't believe it was just about five inches a few days ago." Kushina commented while pushing her hair behind her ear. Kuroi truly was growing, His Uzumaki genes came in clutch as he hit puberty, his height increased along with some facial hair growing. Naturally his dick got bigger too, it was now more than just five inches.

"He..he" Kushina chuckled a bit before massaging his balls with her hand while the other was stroking his dick slowly. She laughed even more when she saw Kuroi's face morphing into a happy one. She was waiting for it.

*Krich* 

She slightly clenched his balls.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" 

Well, 'slightly' wouldn't be the most optimal word.

If it was any other pain, Kuroi would have been fine and would have incinerated the whole damn room. But this pain was too much even for his One Piece-Level body.

"WHY!!!??" He shouted at Kushina with tears pouring down his eyes and touching his balls. He didn't have the guts to look at it directly in fear that it would be a crushed mess.

Kushina on the other hand was now feeling guilty, she accidentally grabbed a bit too hard. It was partly Kuroi's fault too, whenever she rode on top of him, he'd use his Haki and often insult on how weak she was and to straddle him more tightly.

Kushina wasn't aware of Haki and just thought he was just that strong physically.

"You just destroyed the entire hope for our clan's future!!" He continued to cry.

"It's not that bad is it?" Kushina was feeling very bad now, "Let me see it." She managed to pull his hands off his crotch and have a look at it.

She didn't find any abnormal swelling or internal bleeding and sighed. 'There's still hope for Uzumaki.'

But looking at his reactions she could guess how painful it was. "Well, nothing a few lovely kisses wouldn't heal right?" She asked in a forced cheerful tone.

"No!" He immediately denied. "The last thing I want to be now is hard! Just get me some ice from the fridge."

Now you may wonder why Kuroi, someone with a Logia, was hurt by physical attacks. It was Kuroi's fault entirely. Logia's full body elementalisation is almost by instinct when the one who ate it feels threatened. But it is entirely controllable by the user, but in that state he feels things less than usual. So to feel the maximum pleasure he deactivated it entirely. It's very confusing to Kuroi too.

"You bitch…" Kuroi was still sulking while eating the breakfast Kushina brought. She made enough dinner for him yesterday but since he didn't show up she brought it now.

"I apologised, didn't I? Was it really that painful?"

"A woman like you will never ever understand how painful it was. If a weak-hearted man saw what you did to me, I wouldn't be surprised if he died of shock." He replied while eating the delicious Katsudon. He liked it very much.

"Stop exaggerating, so do you like it? It is pretty much considered the national dish in Uzugakure" Kushina asked him about the Katsudon. She made it especially for him yesterday.

"It's fucking good. I'd rate it a 11 out of 10." 

"Thanks. I knew you'd like it." Kushina smiled while looking around his room. "You have a pretty normal room than I expected you to have."

"What? You thought I'd have a sexy poster or something?"

"Not exactly but close enough."

"How low do you think of me? My brain isn't in my dick."

"Low enough where you are willing to act like an innocent 4 year old to get a girl."

"It worked though"

"That only worked because I was down bad at that time."

"Well it's not my fault that you're a shota." Kuroi perfectly timed it by placing his chopsticks on the bowl.

"Don't say that!... It makes me feel bad."

"It's true though. Just accept the fact that you are a pervert and come join me in the degenerated side Kushina" Kuroi extended his hand to her, trying to corrupt her into the real dark side.

"Stop it" But she just swatted his arm and the offer away.

"Hmph, you'll come to regret this one day." Kuroi shrugged.

"What's your plan this week? Since you finished your quota you must be free for the rest of the week right?" Kushina asked as she took his dishes and went to put them on the sink. She wasn't gonna wash them though, just because of his earlier comment.

"Honestly? I have no idea. Maybe we can, you know? Movie and chill?" He winked at her with dirty and unholy intentions.

"No way, do you have any idea on what's the situation in our village? There is a chance that a civil war would break out." Kushina asked him.

"Did the situation get worse this soon? I thought they'd come to an agreement for now." Kuroi acted like he didn't just give permanent brain damage to most of the spies sent to the Uchiha compound yesterday.

"I don't know the details but the situation is the worst it's ever been. The Hokage's first born died yesterday too, while the official statement is that he died on the line of duty. The rumour is that the Uchihas killed him." Kushina revealed what happened.

'Uh oh…' Kuroi now realised why Hiruzen was grieving the previous day, The one he burnt to ashes seemed to be none other than Hiruzen's first born and Konahamaru's dad.

'Well Konohamaru is already born so I guess I don't have to feel more guilty. And the rumour is probably Danzo's work, he sure knows how to stir up a problem'.

"I'm thinking about just sealing myself at home with Naruto for a week or two. I'm not ready to risk his life over the village, it can burn down for all I care." 

"That's not very, Hokage's wife of you." Kuroi commented. He already had a pretty good grasp of Kushina's character so he didn't find her words surprising.

"And where did it get him? He's just dead."

"Well that's true…" Kuroi decided to change the topic before it got any more heated. "So about this situation, what do you think about this?"

"What's there to think about, the higher-ups fucked around and found out. In the end Konoha is the one facing the loss. There could very well be a civil war in a few years." Kushina said her point of view.

"So which side will you be picking?"

"I'm not picking a side here and if I did, there's no shot the higher-ups win but I don't want the blood of my once comrades on my hands. But I wouldn't mind pummeling those old geezers down." 

'So Kushina simply doesn't care about the politics anymore, kinda expected considering she's an airhead. I'll sit back and observe the direction the situation will lead to. If it leads to a reasonable and logical conclusion I ain't interfering but if shit's getting stinkier I'm coming in to burn that down'

'That was a weird analogy'

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Thought I'd drop a fic again? well, you thought wrong! Have exams currently so not gonna be able to upload like usual. And just for some clarification, since DF powers is very much depended on imagination, it was Kuroi's previous belief that he won't be able to feel thing as better when he's in elemental form. So It's not that I nerfed the power, The mc's just retarded.

Have a good day, may Mirko crush your head between her thighs in your dreams! If you're not into that then you should write beta NPC on your mirror, just a reminder of who you are whenever you see a mirror.

(This is just a joke btw, I don't judge other's kinks. You could like farting on your face for all I care)