178 CH - 173.5 Mubuki's Marketing Style.

Mubuki, full of enthusiasm, introduced the Grass Can Milk with rapid-fire excitement. "Grass Can Milk, cultivated in our temperate warm and humid monsoon climate, sourced from a recognized premium milk source in the ninja world, is brimming with essential nutrients for a ninja's body. It's the quintessential formula that fortifies children—trustworthy, nourishing, and daily, it enhances your child's strength. Because not all milk is called Grass Milk!"

"Could you slow down a bit? And where exactly is this recognized premium milk source? The Land of Lightning?" Kitsuchi interjected, curious about the origins.

"Absolutely, it's right here in the Land of Grass!" Mubuki affirmed confidently.

The Iwa-nin exchanged puzzled glances at the swift delivery of information.

"Don't underestimate this milk. It's a meticulously researched premium formula devised by eight nutrition masters, tailored to fit ninja traits. It's the foremost milk for every ninja child," Mubuki continued fervently.

He felt he wasn't convincing enough, rushing his words, and being too direct when queried about the milk source. "Do you know about the Uzumaki Clan? The most long-lived ninja clan, surpassing even the renowned Senju Clan from Konoha. They've imbibed this milk since childhood, contributing to their longevity," Mubuki attempted to reaffirm his point.

Looking at the stoic Stone Ninjas, Mubuki gestured to the red-haired youth in the advertisement. "Recognize him? A prodigy from the Village of Grass, reaching Jonin level at a young age. He's our village's pride and drinks this milk. And our esteemed leader—why is he so powerful? He's been sipping on this milk every day since childhood. Even as an adult, he hasn't given up on it."

The Rock Ninjas stood stunned, eyeing the Grass-branded Can Milk. But did they just hear something extraordinary? And why was this Grass Ninja advisor speaking so rapidly fast? Couldn't he slow down a bit?

"May I ask, how much is this can?" Kitsuchi inquired, bewildered by Mubuki's enthusiasm.

"Not a thousand, not even a hundred, just 99 ryo!" Mubuki exclaimed, wearing an expression that suggested it was a fantastic deal.

"Gosh, this milk is incredibly pricey," murmured an Iwa-nin in shock, feeling incredulous despite the Grass Village's reputation for deception.

"Fret not, that's our standard price. But, if you invest ten million Ryo, you become a Genin-level distributor with a 20% discount. Invest 30 million Ryo, and you're a Chunin distributor, enjoying a 50% discount. And if you decide to become a Jonin distributor now, the discounts will soar!" Mubuki pointed to the pricing below. "A ninety-nine percent discount, you will be effectively buying for just one percent of the sale price. Moreover, with our Jonin distributorship, the rates drop even further. Essentially, with a one Ryo purchase price, each can of Milk sold will earn you a whopping profit of ninety-eight Ryo!"

The Rock Ninjas fell into stunned silence, scrutinizing the Grass-branded Can Milk. However, They felt Something off, especially considering the price of 99 ryo displayed below the advertisement.

"Not satisfied? Unfortunately, this is our standard selling price. But don't fret; even though Homura-san, the Konoha representative, adores this product, we have a range that might better suit your preferences," Mubuki quickly interjected as the Stone Ninjas seemed poised to engage further. "Let's shift gears and explore our next offering. Have you noticed the rising temperatures, the unbearable nights? Feast your eyes on this!"

He gestured toward the Grass-branded air conditioner. "Grass-Brand Air Conditioner, equipped with advanced temperature control technology for ninjas. It offers multiple temperature options, and aligns with human body surface temperatures, ensuring an extraordinary coolness. Just one night's use... consumes a minimal amount of chakra, even manageable by Genin. Tempted? Don't just be tempted—seize the chance to bring this coolness home!"

"W... Wait a minute!" Kitsuchi intervened, signaling for Mubuki to slow down.

"Now it's wait, later it will be wait, today it's waiting, tomorrow it will be wait—how long will you wait? Hesitation leads to defeat. Listen, if you're keen, make your move. Look at Homura-san from Konoha, with no hesitation, he went all in and seized the opportunity. What are you waiting for?" Mubuki persisted, introducing another product swiftly after their interruption.

After years of development, the Land of Grass boasted numerous domestic industries—clothing, food, shelter, transportation, and an array of goods now available.

" 'Special Grass Beef' Each cow receives meticulous care from birth..." Mubuki's voice continued.

The Rock Ninjas transitioned from initial confusion to gradual silence, and now... they felt a subtle unease.

Mubuki, deeply influenced by Akihiko's teachings and skilled in the art of deception as an old Grass Ninja, dropped phrases like "Complaints are excuses for failure" or "To succeed, surround yourself with successful people,"

"Opportunities never knock on unprepared doors. Hesitation today will breed regret tomorrow!" Mubuki declared dramatically. "follow the Grass Ninja Village to realize your dreams of becoming the wealthiest in the ninja world!"

He inundated them with endless (fake) success stories and motivational phrases, leaving them dumbfounded.

With countless tales of success (fake) plastered on the walls and stories of childhood poverty morphing into eventual prosperity, Mubuki aimed to evoke an 'I can do it too' sensation.

As product after product paraded before their eyes and fictitious success stories continued to permeate their thoughts, the bewildered group stared in disbelief... Mubuki nodded, sensing it was time to intensify the persuasion.