75 Chapter 66.6
This time it was definitely an epilogue, I guess.
Well, I will dream the same. Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine level in ten years? With my system, it will only be real in ten million years. A harem of several thousand girls? Oh nafig, my tentacles will be erased to the base. After only a thousand succubus, a moral trauma appeared, and after several thousand another one may form, so it will not take long to switch to the blue side of power. But most of all I was finished off by the inscription that appeared at the end of " Happy End ".
Okay, it's time to get up, otherwise the alarm goes off for ten minutes, playing a funeral march. Yes, the best composition to start the day on the eve of the exam, where your future destiny is being decided.
The attempt to bang the alarm clock with the sealing hammer failed. The infection escaped from the rolling blow, and the bedside table was sealed.
After driving the alarm clock around the house for another half hour, I began to get ready for the academy. Yet today is a really important day. There is simply no need for me to fail the exam, because it was the other people who needed a scroll quest to learn or legalize the techniques they use. I don't need it, I have an excuse for all new acquisitions: a scroll that I inherited.
Yes, and fail the genin exam after I passed the exam for Iryonin "B" rank, and recently I, albeit unofficially, had an exam for "S" rank, which I passed. But after all those corpses that I returned from the pure world, this did not even surprise the hospital workers. As Momo said , they mentioned this as an ordinary event of medium importance, but the fact that a certain Minori had a new boyfriend is an event that needs to be told to everyone who is interested and not very, and not at all interested in order to become interested.
But as soon as I left the threshold of the house, I felt a very strong appeal, one might say, I was pulled into another world. I didn't resist this, as the energy was very familiar. But what could have happened that my grandfather threw so much energy into my call.
As soon fall out already in the world of suckers like me in the face was glowing white in the huge blinking red and black mug of chakras , with a set of fangs, and this face something inaudible squeal. Purely on reflexes, he hit him in the face with all the dope, and even called on the hand of susano .
Grandfather under four tails flew to the wall, broke through it, flew a few more partitions, then braked with his tails and, as if nothing had happened, pinned back. But this time he was able to produce something remotely similar to a coherent and meaningful speech. In short, Hinata is giving birth.
Here's what a bad guy: by all accounts, her childbirth should have begun only tomorrow, in the late afternoon, and not this morning. Although, well, yes, a small time difference that I discovered after I marked the date on my calendar.
It was a very new experience. I have already had to collect people in pieces, as well as to disassemble, and the second happened much more often. But here I took delivery for the first time. And, to be honest, theory is theory, but practice is a completely different story.
The birth was quite difficult for both Hinata and everyone. Difficulties and problems for everyone were created by the grandfather, who, already in the form of a nine-tailed one, cut circles around the castle and periodically looked into the window or put his ear to the wall. I, of course, can understand him, but it was not worth climbing arm in arm. Now repair the walls .
In the end, everything ended well. Hinata, like the children, was in perfect order, given the amount of potions she drank, the children would have been born healthy even if she received a Rasengan in the stomach, although this is an exaggeration.
To celebrate, they almost strangled me with obviously grown up virtues, and then my grandfather broke my ribs, and the fox did not completely throw off the cover.
My grandfather was about to throw a feast for the whole world, but he received a pendal from me and an instruction that in the near future Hinata, and even the little ones, need peace and care. I feel that he will be on guard at the door in the cloak of a four- tailed one , so that no one will disturb Hinata and the children.
I was late for the exam, well, not that much, only ten minutes, as the last of our group passed the test and received a protector. But Umino , such a brute, rested his horn, like, didn't come on time - that means he didn't pass, and no retakes, you won't be a shinobi . At the same time, his face is so pleased, as if he won a million in the lottery.
Well, nothing can be done, I, of course, sat for another hour on the famous swing, otherwise it's a local landmark, but I haven't been here all the time. But the result was zero, no one suggested that I pull the scroll from the Hokage or any other way to get a protector.
Yes, apparently, I will become the first person in Naruto who will not become a shinobi , and how can I live and continue to swing? Although what will I lose? Yes, it seems, and nothing, I can get out of the village anyway, if there is something interesting, so why not the escorts surrendered to me. And there will be more time for everything. But my status will be rather low, but I will somehow survive it.
But you can't just leave such a setup just like that. So a little nerves and blood should be spoiled by the Third, and everyone else too.
Before starting a terrible revenge , he decided to fulfill his long-standing promise and go to the bathhouse with Shikamaru and Chоji . You catch him and Chоji was easy.
"Hi Shikamaru , Chоji !
- Hi, Narut oh . Are you late for the exam ... huh?
- Yeah. I'm late, so I don't have to pass , so I won't be a shinobi !
- WHAT ??? !!! - Shikamaru and Choudzhi stood with their mouths open in complete shock. Well, you can understand them, although I do not appear at the academy more often than once or twice a week, and even then, only to sleep, but at the same time, according to estimates, in the top five, despite all the efforts of Umino .
- Come on, think, did not become a shinobi , the loss is not great and so I will live.
- You shouldn't treat this so lightly, nevertheless it is a status and ...
- Forget it! Better let's go celebrate this and eat some meat !
- YES!!!
- No, you should go to the Hokage and ...
- Shikamaru , which is more important: Hokage or juicy, fried meat? " From Chоji's eyes , it's not even a question. Shikamaru , seeing this, sighed sadly, muttered about how tense it was, and with a wave of his hand, dragged along behind us to celebrate.
They noted it well, so much so that Chоji had to be left in the restaurant, since he could no longer move, and it was stressful not only for Shikamaru to roll him to the bathhouse . So we went to the bathhouse together, although Shikamaru resisted, but he did not argue with my physical indicators. So he was towed to the bathhouse. And with the help of a guide pendant, I was sent to wash first, and in the meantime I was reducing all the stamps. It's a shame, of course, but it's worth it. I also sent the spirit with the camera to the bathhouse, which was now empty, the main influx of visitors was already there, so they washed everything, which caused the smell of herbs and some kind of detergent in the air, which made the nose itchy.
Entering the bath, I saw that Shikamaru had already climbed into the pool with hot water and soaked his back to the entrance there.
- Here I am. - He said in a languid voice that the effect of the fact that he sees me as a completely normal guy was much greater. - APSHI !!! - Still, this smell finished me off, maybe I have a allergy to this detergent?
Meanwhile, Shikamaru slowly turned in my direction and as soon as he turned, hung for a couple of seconds with bulging eyes, I understand him, I thought that I was a girl, and then he sees irrefutable evidence to the contrary. Staring at me for a few more seconds, Shikamaru's nose began to bleed, and he fainted and went to the bottom. I do not understand, he What, of these?
But to hell with him, you need to save, until the heir of the Nara clan is drowned or bled to death, I wonder why he would have bent faster?
But as soon as I took a step towards the pool, I almost turned my face on the floor due to the shifted center of gravity. Glancing over himself, he expressed one single thought.
- FUCKING !!!
Now I was in the body prepared for Naruko . But after the ritual, I did not even check him, let alone put on something of his clothes. Well, the good news is that Shikamaru is not one of these, but how can I now excuse myself? Although you first need to siphon off the guy, accusations of hiding the sex are easier to excuse than accusations of murdering the heir to the clan.
Pulling and pumping Shikamaru was easy, as was bringing him back to consciousness. Only he, having regained consciousness, again bulged his eyes, changed his complexion to red and again, bleeding from his nose, passed out .
- FUCKING !!! I forgot to change my body.
After bringing Shikamaru to consciousness again, he was already in his body, and began to hang ramen on his ears that it was a joke using henge . Judging by the look, he never believed me, but these are his problems, I hope.
But with the fact that I, sneezing, spontaneously changed the body, you need to figure it out, and to put on clothes on the second body, or not?
After the bath, he went to commit a terrible revenge . Namely: I went to the hospital and left a piece of paper with the headgad , from which it followed that I was no longer a student of the academy, and not a shinobi , since I did not pass the exam, and therefore, I was not a trainee, so it's happy to stay.
While collecting things, Kabuto dropped in to see me . When he learned that I had not become a shinobi , and that I was leaving the hospital, he suffered a shock. The jaw went on a journey to the core of the planet and the glasses slid off his face, and he froze like a stone statue of himself. Yes, he probably does not fit in his head how the one who reanimates the practically dead, managed to fail the simplest exam, or where the village leadership looks. And after he came to his senses, he ran to scribble a message to Orych that the macaques generally leaked a roof.
They wrapped me at the main gate of the village through which civilians come and go, as well as customers and guests of the village. They didn't turn it right away, the eternal watchmen just got freaked out from the sight of how the village's weapons with things walking through the main gate dumped out of the village.
They took me under the bright eyes of the Hokage in record time and without delay. In addition to the macaque, the study was attended by the elders, Danzo , the chief chief of the hospital and Umino , who tried to pretend to be furniture.
The first question was from the elders and boiled down to a simple one: where did you soap yourself? To which I innocently patted my eyes and said that I was moving, since it did not work out to become a shinobi , and it makes no sense to cook here. Moreover, according to the laws, I am no longer the head of the Uzumaki clan , only shinobi can be such , which is logical, the head of the shinobi clan should be a shinobi . But I mothballed the block until a representative of the Uzumaki clan appears in the village , who will be a shinobi and can take over.
The elders screamed that I had no right to leave, but my innocent question: why? Couldn't answer clearly. The third one constantly gazed at them, apparently , it finally came to the point of illness, that without bookmarks for fidelity, the news about the lodger I could not take very well.
Danzo frowned most of all , who understood perfectly well that if you start to hold me back, then I can dump, so much so that the hell you can hold me back, and if you do, then you can forget about the supply of potions and other things. Glavgad also understood that asshole that would begin in his hospital, they were very used to the fact that a fatal outcome happens only if they did not manage to drag the body to me, and the seals also require adjustment, adjustment and charging, and some are still not repaired.
The macaque also realized the depth of the ass, or rather, he was driven there by Danzo and the head guards , who, you see, have been doing all kinds of lewdness with his brain for more than one hour .
Well, and I, just as innocently blinking my eyes, told that, they say, I slept, of course, I realize my guilt, but I was busy with business, repaired the press for the hospital, and made medications. And after all, I was not much late, but here one comrade, and a nod towards Umino , refused to take my exam and, in general, said that I had nothing to do in the village , since I would not become a shinobi .
It was then that everyone remembered Umino , who had almost got to the door. The macaque promised to kill him on E rank missions, and Danzo's kind glance promised that there would be the first accident in history on an E rank mission, and the head chief also promised with a glance that after this accident he would not be pumped out, well, but the elders are unlikely whether to allocate him a place in the cemetery slit Konoha , the dump prikopalis.
After the macaques switched to me, like, so be it, you can pass it. To which I asked: what for ?
They tried to persuade me for a long time, but in the end, when everyone had clearly run out of patience, I still did a favor and agreed to become a shinobi . Having received a protector, a brand new one , not a used one, I went home.
But one had only to go outside and put on a protector , as a message popped up.
Param pampam.
P Congratulations !!!
You have reached the first starting point (less than four thousand years), and as a user of the T.-3000 version, you can choose the changes that occur automatically when you pass the starting point.
Choose two items from the list, the time to choose is limited.
The timer turned on for fifteen minutes, and I climbed into the list. You need to carefully, but quickly look through everything that is and make a choice, because the changes will affect my whole future life.
Opening the list ok, I got fucked up , and it was from what.
Select two items from the list:
Change the system Player Player version T.-3000 to Player (+) version.
Change the system Player Player version T.-3000 to Player standard version.
Change system Player Player version T.-3000 to version The Gamer .
Connect Cheat to increase experience a hundred times from quests and from mobs in barriers.
Change system Player Player version T.-3000 to ...
Scrolling through the seemingly endless list, I just went nuts , it's how many different versions of the system.
997) Change system Player Player version T.-3000 to version Cheater (+)
998) Connect epic dungeon .
999) Remove the restriction on portals to worlds known from a past life, except for the Naruto universe .
1000 ) Activate self-destruction.
We definitely don't take the last point, so you need to choose from four more or less normal points, all the other nine hundred and ninety-six are just options for changing the version of the system to some other.
I will definitely not change the system.
(NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE ETTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
This leaves three options, of which only two need to be selected. You need to make a choice that turns out to be successful!
