58 Chapter 53.5

Before climbing into the portal, he summoned a dozen succubus, and sealed them, they will suddenly come in handy. Time set ten days, there was no desire to marinate in another unknown world for a year or more, and ten days is quite enough for a quest, and see the sights, and if anything, pocket something valuable and useful.

Habitual disorientation, and ended up in a forest with huge trees. First of all, I checked the surroundings, and spotted several people moving in my direction, from whom chakra was felt .

He disappeared in the shadow of one of the trees and began to watch. A group of three people swept past the place where I was - two guys and a girl. Judging by the hidden rain protectors. A few seconds later, a team from Konoha flew out after them . I recognized one of the guys, he came to me for treatment, but now he looked a little older.

Well, now it is approximately clear where and when I am. Another reflection of the world of Narik , the time of the chuunin exam .

Now you need to check the plan of the shadows, and agree with the inhabitants there, then set up a beacon seal and send a volunteer. I hope that the printing lighthouse version number one hundred and two will be more successful.

Now, having settled all the matters, you can look at the quest issued by the system.

Param pam pam .

Congratulations !!!

Received the quest: "Beginner Botanist part 1."

Find and collect ten daisies in the Forest of Death in the allotted time .

Reward: 500,000 experience, 5 skill points. 5 scales of the rainbow Cergen Serpent.

The penalty for failure is no.

- WHOOO ?!

As many as five scales, this is lucky, a terribly rare ingredient, and the nastiest thing is not found at the auction. All the recipes that use the scales of this serpent were obtained from books brought by LiLi . Even through demons it is very difficult to get them, simply because these reptiles are extremely few, and they can shift their existence to another layer of reality, well, Toby is direct, and demons that can grab them there are quite few, and they are not weaklings and from -the little things will not strain.

And for so long I wanted to brew a potion to strengthen the undead, and for this it was the scales of the ki of this snake that was missing , and here as many as five.

- Daisies, I'm coming to you!

As the Botanists turned out to be quite tough guys, well, collecting flowers in a forest full of terrible bloodthirsty creatures, and crowds of juvenile killers is no joke. And the nastiest thing these fucking daisies grew one by one in different parts of the forest and always near the lair of a particularly large, dangerous and bloodthirsty creature.

After the seventh of chamomile, which was with the giant tiger den, I had suspected that that the latter will have to be removed from the hat Orochimaru .

On the ninth chamomile, I came across genins , these bastards almost trampled a chamomile on me , barely had time to call out. Only after that they will have to wash their pants and treat their stuttering. Well, why, they jumped into the clearing and then from the bushes the roar of which the Kyuubi would envy "Don't move !!!", and they were covered with a wave of "Yaki" and pressed down with "Spiritual pressure". And then a creature with glowing red eyes with a narrow pupil, four horns on its head and thirty-six tentacles wriggling behind its back emerges from the bushes . He looks them over with a glance from which they feel like victims on the vivisector's table, slowly approaches the numb with fear genin bends down and picks a flower from under the raised, but never lowered leg of one of them and silently leaves the same bushes.

In general, these guys were lucky, so if they trampled on a chamomile, I don't even know what I would do with them. Looking for these flowers is still a crap , because the chamomile is small, and the forest of death is large, and I don't have a byakugan , and I can't turn the trick as Hinata did in the anime when they were looking for a beetle. If it weren't for the perfume, I would have found something in this forest. And then there are these running around trampling, would kill everyone. Hmm ... and this is a thought, although no, they have not done anything to me, so let them live, but the nerves must be treated. Upon my return, I will repeat the investigative experiment, but this time only with Yasuka .

Oddly enough, I collected all ten daisies without any problems. Now you can look around and look for something interesting. And soon I found something interesting, namely Anko , who was not in the best shape now, apparently recently communicated with Orych . If my memory serves me, and she may be a windy lady, then the tigers should try to grab her now , but the ANBU who came to the aid will drive them away. But you ca n't see either one or the other, and Anko doesn't flatten a child. I decided to help, although this is not my Anko , but purely out of solidarity.

He sent a sleep spell on her, and as soon as she passed out, he began to help. The wounds were not particularly serious, the big problem was the cursed seal. So she hurt her very much. I called the Khomyak and together we started to inspect the seal.

So what? When you still have such a chance , you will persuade your own Anko to inspect the seal, it will be easier to dilute it for group sex . The raccoon told me that he repeatedly proposed to her, but every time she excused herself. Of course, I decided to find out what was the matter, and if it is in the Raccoon, then his life will be short but very eventful.

Therefore, he poured a potion of talkativeness into Anko's tea and simply asked why she did not accept the Raccoon's offer. In short, she was simply afraid of how the print would affect the child, for her marriage is not just living together and changing the name, it is also children, and she wanted children, but because of the press she was terribly afraid.

I can understand her, you give birth to a child, you look at him, and from the bundle of diapers little Orochimaru looks at you with his snake eyes . Brrrr .

Then, of course, they drove me around the village for a long time, and when they caught me beaten with all the diligence and ingenuity inherent in Anko , they did not take her to the inquiry department for her beautiful eyes, it was checked on her own skin, she did not stand on ceremony because she was aware of my vitality and regeneration, well Yes, this is not the first time I bring her to white heat.

And now I have the opportunity to research the seal, and perhaps find a way to remove it.

The hamster collected all the data quite quickly, and dumped back to rake the information received and promised to report on the means of eliminating the seal in the next month. And he put a blocker on Anko , he will not remove the seal, but any influence will be impossible.

So I was left alone in the middle of the forest with completely healthy, but paralyzed Anko , when the Hamster put the seal I had to paralyze so that I would not accidentally twitch and not knock down, because the Hamster made a blocker on the runes, and they had to be applied like a tattoo, I am waiting for help, which is in no hurry ...

But if I hadn't translated the tigers, they would definitely have grumbled Anko , although maybe the reinforcements are not coming because of the noise I made? But what's the difference, I'll wait until he lets go and dump her.

That's just because of the hormones that play strongly in the blood and stress, and just as a payment for the treatment, I decided to pump Anko's breasts a little .

And here I sit, wrinkle my chest, I see the Raccoon, and then I hear a voice.

- HEY! What little biju are you doing ? - Hissed no worse than the viper Anko , who has already regained consciousness , but the paralysis has not yet let go.

- Hmm. Checking the work of the heart. - My face is bricked , and we continue our occupation.

- Heart on the other side. - Bloodlust from Anko flowed like a deep river.

- Hmm. Now it is clear why the heart rate is felt so badly. - And with an imperturbable face, I shift my hand to my other chest, and continue my work.

From such impudence, Anko had a stupor, well, she woke up after a battle with a former sensei, and some kid pawed her insolently, and even blatantly lies, and does not even think to stop, and even being caught in a lie did not stop.

A minute later, Anko came out of her stupor, and she blazed with a thirst for blood three-tenths from the fox, a promise was read in her eyes to ditch me in the most cruel and painful way she knows.

And apparently the paralysis has already begun to release, so you can drape ... that is, go away from here on very important and urgent matters.

- Hmm. With my heart, too, everything is in order, get well, but I have to take leave, there are things that require my immediate presence. - And fell on ka Anko digesting said.

- UROUYU GADYONYSH, JUST GET ME !!!

They say the truth, not a single good deed goes unpunished, here you see, just such a case . I can only say to this:

- Forgive months pleasing Narik , and ... rest in peace.

Then I straight ... studied the local ecosystem, mainly burrows, caves, and tree hollows. Until I came across team number seven. Apparently with Orychem they've met, Narik and nipple lay in the cut at the cave, and Sakura build from a physician, her hands would pootryvat for such first aid. This alternatively gifted woman checked Sasuke's temperature with her hand to the PROTECTOR, and that was the end of the medical treatment. She just unloaded them in a cave between the roots, she didn't even organize any kind of bedding, but she just didn't put a rag under her head. And finally, a complete finish, she fell asleep, it is in a forest full of all sorts of critters and hostile shinobi . The sound team probably had the same opinion, they spent the whole night in the neighboring bushes, and this one did not even notice them. If these shots had not come out to kill her at dawn, then I would have nailed her by lunchtime, with particular cruelty, simply unable to withstand the medical procedures to which she would subject her comrades.

After that, I specifically started to respect Tsunade , to make a doctor out of THIS, it needs talent, and just unrealistic patience, so as not to strangle in the learning process.

Meanwhile, Sakura's beating began with a sound command. I made myself comfortable and took popcorn out of my inventory. After I put the first zhmenya in my mouth, I felt the look on me. He turned in the direction from which he felt it, and almost choked.

Orych sat half a meter away from me and looked at me extremely surprised. Fucking , but I didn't even smell it, and it seems to me too, at least until I started crunching popcorn. We sit and look at each other.

- How interesting. Ku-ku -ku-ku!

- I completely agree with you. KU-KU -KU-KU !!

- Wow! KU-KU -KU-KU !!!

- Popcorn?

- I will not refuse.

We sit watching the show, chewing popcorn, discussing how to open the test subject more conveniently. Orych insisted that the subject should be paralyzed, but I argued that a well-fixed patient does not need anesthesia, it is not necessary to transfer to any expensive drugs .

In the course of the conversation, he asked what for, the scout gave up to him , I know, but you never know suddenly there is some wrong Orych , and he needs Sasuke's body for other purposes.

But nothing happened, he pushed me to talk about that how to use the Sharingan he will be able to learn all the techniques. Well, I broke it off by telling that the owner of Mangeku quickly goes blind. Here Orych became very interested and began to pry out where the infa came from, and until he switched from words to piercing-cutting, I began to leak information that I had found a very interesting journal of one researcher who got to the bottom of the truth in the study of Sharingan . And Orych was stunned by the fact that the Sharingan had six stages of development, he naively believed that there were only four of them.

We conspired to exchange knowledge, and agreed to meet for the qualifying round in the tower. In exchange for everything about Sharingan and the methods of achieving immortality, Orych's jaw dropped when he found out that I know several such methods, but the fact that I was over seven hundred years old finished him off, and I didn't lie to him, but he could smell the most interesting thing, that I'm telling the truth. From him I demanded scrolls with some techniques, and his developments on the engraftment of the genome, and so in between things like an EdoTensei technique .

Why did n't Orych attack and pry everything out of me, but tried to negotiate? Everything is simple, at first he was curious and he thought that I would not go anywhere. Then he was alerted that I was too relaxed and shared information for which they kill. And then he was careful not to contact someone who knows a lot about him, and he, in turn, nothing.

Well, I left pathetically, immateriality, invisibility, hiding chakra , smells, heat radiation, the last two were carried out with the help of spells, and as the final plunged into shadow. For Orych, I just disappeared into thin air without leaving any trace. But the fact that I can run away from him and hide does not make me stronger than him, even an ambush attack is unlikely to have any effect. And why should I fight him? It's easier to come to an agreement, and he, being that paranoid, will wind me up with hell knows what opportunities, because he is one hundred percent sure that I have not shown everything that I can, and I still have a lot of trump cards in my sleeves.

Meanwhile, the epic battle below ended and everyone fled. And I went to the tower, for the remaining time you can think about and correct your plans. First , you need to be more careful with Kabuto , as it turned out Orych looked after Souska, maybe he will look after Kabuto , although it is unlikely, rather he sent him to watch the Uchiha so that he would not be killed by his own stupidity.

But let's figure it out, the main thing very soon I will get a fucking technique, with which I will get rich. I will be like a normal popadanets all bend, stoop or rather will be subordinate to me resurrected, but it's the details, and to enjoy life with his harem. Speaking of the harem, I have this girl on my list, who was in the sound command, although she is listed under a question mark . She seems to be given to Shikamaru in the exam , and after Orych will start up experiments. Maybe take it in addition to the techniques? It's a pity I didn't take care of her photos, but the view from the tree was not the best, and she left quickly, and was busy talking with Orych , so I could not really see her. You will need to look at her up close, otherwise taking a cat, or rather a cat in a bag is not the point.

I will check several theories at the same time. I'm wondering what will happen if she meets her reflection already in my world, although it's probably better not to conduct an experiment in her own, otherwise it will suddenly explode or something not good happens.

It was easy to get into the tower, but problems started inside. A furious Anko was prowling around the tower , generating four tenths of the fox. The participants who passed the test before mothering the host for such a set-up, though very quiet, and when Anko was far away, they definitely did not succeed in getting enough sleep and rest. And I was actively encrypting, Anko in some unknown way constantly found herself next to the place where I was hiding.

When the last teams pulled up, she was already generating five-tenths of the fox. And when I saw the local Narika broke into such a smile that the disguised Orych standing nearby turned a little pale. And she, putting on a smile full of understanding and forgiveness, went to Narik , and I once again read a prayer for peace.

- ABOUT! What a meeting, and I've been looking for you for a long time. - At the same time, Anko's face just glowed with kindness and forgiveness, but the thirst for blood did not become weaker. And the people that there was all this time ne repugalsya probably even more.

- True? What for? - Narik, holy simplicity, even Sakura with her one gyrus, and then straight through the whole back, sensed something was wrong, and with a point-sideways retreated away.

- I wanted to express my ALL THANK YOU for what you did in the forest.

- I have n't done anything like that. - Narik was embarrassed.

- NO, no , I did, so you will get in full for it.

- True? Thank you very much! - At the same time, Narik generated such a concentrate of happiness and disbelief and sincere gratitude, well, they recognized him and want to thank him, and with his lack of good attitude, this meant a LOT to him.

This dunce did not understand anything at all, or rather misunderstood, and was now flashing a happy smile of a complete moron. And Anko stood knocked down. She obviously had balls for the rollers in her head. She intimidates here, and the client reacts somehow differently, and the behavior, gestures of movement, and much more are different from what she saw in the forest.

After that, she constantly stared at Narik with studying and interested eyes. Apparently trying to understand - he has a split personality, or is he such a good actor, or does he have a twin brother?

With this behavior, she drove everyone who knew her. Everyone's brains were seething trying to figure out WHAT happened in the forest between her and Narik ?

While this circus was going on, I decided to get close to the room where the sound people were. But very badly I got out of the shadows, and Shikamaru burned me . His eyes were square, and I had to act, if he makes a fuss, my deal with Orych could be covered with a copper basin. So I quickly jumped up to him using Soru and knocked him out. For the sake of reliability, he stuffed him with sleeping pills and stuffed them into one utility room, he hid in it himself, for all the time Anko only looked there once. But in order not to be missed, Shikamaru took his appearance using the face copy technique, the clothes had to be removed from the original, but in return I left him a stylish purple jumpsuit. As soon as I finished with this, Asuma found me and dragged me to the arena, you see, my fight was announced, and here I sit idle.

And now I'm standing in front of Tsuchi Kin , in the background, Ino is yelling at the top of my lungs , cheering me on, and I think and carefully examine the girl. Well, very much even nothing, for the role of a concubine is quite suitable, otherwise the Hamster has already eaten a bald head for spending money in brothels. It was possible, of course, to recruit girls in the world of suckers, but conspiracy, they consider me a female, so it's not an option, the same problem in the valley, but I'm reluctant to succubus, I have a moral trauma.

While pondering, the judge announced the beginning of the fight and the girl did not waste time and threw senbonas . I did not even notice them, or rather the fact of their hit, they are like grain to an elephant. After that, he did not reinvent the wheel and attacked with a shadow, he simply stretched it across the entire arena, thereby catching the kunoichi in the technique, but what, my reserves do not allow that.

Ino shouts even louder, Cheuji joined her , and Narik takes an active part. Well, I have a dilemma, the distance to the wall is too large, so it won't work to pull the trick like the canon Shikamaru did, you can, of course, strangle her a little. But this is already pale , if the first can still be attributed to the fact that I put everything on one attack, then here's another technique that Shikamaru should not know for sure will reveal me. Of course I can get away, but my deal could be closed.

Okay, let's divert the attention of the victim and simply and banally knock it out. At the same time, we will assess the future property.

Continuing to maintain the technique of shadow imitation, he took up his jacket, Keane repeated after me and opened it abruptly. Not wearing underwear? But it's even better, not bad, not bad, I take it.

I canceled the technique and while Keane was frantically tidying up her clothes, I just threw a stone in her forehead. So, unlike the canon, the bump will be on her forehead, and not on the back of her head. Well, it's time for me to skip, Ino is in a hurry to me with obvious intentions of harm.

- simple local athletic Shikamaru and ... RIP.

Before going to Orych, he used a rollback potion in order to regain his appearance, nevertheless the technique of the Kedoin clan has its drawbacks, the most basic is that you cannot instantly regain your previous appearance, the problem is of course solved by potions, but it turns out too expensive, you will need to find what - something simpler.

Orych showed up in a separate medical unit with Kabuto , Keen , and with that as his well, another type of sound team. The last two were paralyzed and lay in coffins, while they were conscious, but they could not do anything, as if they were madly rolling their eyes.

- Hello Orochimaru-dono .

- Hello um? ... - Orych clearly addressed the question m not. Well, I didn't introduce myself.

But this is worth thinking about, to be called Uzumaki Naruto ? Not an option, Orych will decide that I'm scoffing at him, it's not an option at all to be called my nickname, Orych is certainly not a demonologist , and I'm not a demon either, but I was already pulled by my real name, so nafig. But you need to figure it out for yourself.

- Call me Oturan . - Yes, I'm a genius with a rich imagination, and nothing better than turning the name inside out l.

- Well, Oturan -san, let 's start fulfilling our contract. - Orochimaru laid scrolls and books on the table and, as well as several test tubes.

I also handed over to him the scrolls in which there was information on the sharingan : all its stages, features and capabilities of each, and the methods and conditions for the transition to each subsequent stage of evolution. All this information was copied from one article on the forum, one individual played for the Uchiha and was very interested in the Sharingan , so he began research, and then posted his works. Unfortunately, the people did not appreciate it, everyone had enough of what works and okay, and the system will cover all the deep processes and impact of garbage.

But Orochimaru appreciated this work at its true worth, and did not skimp on laudatory speeches addressed to the author of this work. Then, with incredible difficulty, he put the papers aside and began to study the techniques of immortality. Here I transferred the rituals already adapted for chakra , or rather supplemented with several fuin converters , so that everything would work. There was a ritual with the help of which I bring my subordinates back to life, also a ritual for obtaining a second body, and finally a ritual of transferring the soul, which I discovered in the books on necromancy. This ritual was painfully similar to what Orych uses , but what difference does it make to me, the terms of the contract are fulfilled, he received several methods of obtaining from word immortality.

- I am 100% sure only in the first of these methods. Since I have used it many times, there is no such certainty about the others, but the second was obtained from the same source as the first, so the probability of success is higher than fifty percent.

- These are pretty interesting methods. But why do you only use the first and not the third for example?

- Oh, everything is simple here, with the first one you can not only preserve abilities, but also get new ones. If a surrogate mother has a unique genome, then there is a high probability that this genome will be in your new repository. - Orych specifically thought so, and I mentally apologized to Guren , although she was ready to become a new body for Orochimaru , so why is it worse to become the mother of his new body?

- And with the subsequent rebirth, the newly acquired abilities are preserved?

- Most likely yes, but here a lot depends on the life span and the development of these abilities. For example , this body has the following unique genomes. - I took off my disguise so that Orych could sense my reserve, this indicated very well the genes of Uzumaki , at the same time I bent my shadow into a spiral, and also used a transformation spell from chimerology to grow claws on my hand, unfortunately this is my limit, due to for the fact that I have a lot of everything mixed up to rebuild my body is fraught.

- Genomes Uzumaki , Nara, and Inuzuka . Pretty impressive, but why exactly these? Wouldn't it be better to get the sharingan ? - Orych is clearly obsessed with Sharingan .

- It's just that these have taken root, like a few more, and I am working on getting the Sharingan , now its carrier is still too young. - And the smile of a maniac-vivisect torus, which Orych mirrored .

" Orochimaru-dono , are you using these two as victims for the impure resurrection technique?

- Yes, would you like to see the technique in action Oturan-san ?

- No, I want to buy this kunoichi from you .

- Is there something special about her? - Orych the new looked at Ki n , from which she became white as chalk.

- Except for a pretty face and a good figure, nothing.

- Then ...

"Yes, Orochimaru- san is for that. Yet my body is young, hormones are seething, and to deprive myself of the little joys of life is stupid.

- And yet why this one? - Orych still didn't believe that everything was so simple.

- Let's just say I go to sparsely populated places and there are no brothels. Namely, I chose this one for the reasons already voiced, plus the fact that she is a kunoichi , although she is weak, but has minimal survival skills in difficult conditions, and she will be more enduring than ordinary girls .

- And what are you ready to offer for her? - Here, one more descendant of the Jews of the populace is on my head, I would not say "I give".

- How about information?

- It depends on what.

- The third one possesses one very dangerous technique of the last blow. Let's just say, if it is applied, then it will not be possible to leave whole, and all your healing techniques will be powerless , only a change of body will help.

- Well, this is quite an acceptable price in May. Now for the details.

The very object of trade, despite the paralysis, exhaled with relief. Of course, being a bed heating pad is clearly not the limit of her dreams, but as they say, everything is learned in comparison, and between the above and the role of the victim in an incomprehensible technique, the first looks very good. But her friend cursed fate for not being born a girl with a pretty face and a good figure.

- The Hokage knows the technique of summoning Shinigami , with the help of this technique you can seal the soul of the enemy, but the price for this is your own soul, which will also be in the stomach of the Shinigami . But he can seal a part of the soul, thereby causing wounds that are very difficult to heal.

- The Shinigami himself ?

"Rather, his avatar , or clone. But even with part of it, I would prefer not to meet again.

- Yet?

- Yes, there was a case, at our last meeting I hit him in the face and ran away , but I sense that he harbored a grudge against me, so I'd rather be a little further from the place where he will be called.

Orych's face stretched out from such revelations , Kabuto dropped his glasses altogether, Keane was no longer happy that she was bought from Orych . While they digested the information ZAP Catal Keane , and walked to the exit.

- Perhaps I will leave you, successful attack on Liszt.

- Your knowledge of my plans amazes me Oturan-san .

- Live with mine and you will not know so much Orochimaru-dono .

- I really hope for it. I will also be glad to communicate and exchange knowledge.

- Me too, but not earlier than two hundred years later and some cases need to be resolved.

- I will look forward to our next meeting.

I left the tower terribly pleased, this trip brought me so much profit. The technique of unclean resurrection alone is worth what, the Hamster is already rattling with bills and calculating how much profit we will get. And Orochimaru's technologies for engraftment of the genome are very interesting to me. With their help, you can specifically strengthen my subordinates, they will not be able to die, it is extremely difficult to do this on the table of the magician of life and death . So the high mortality rate, which is the main problem of this method, is not a problem for me. Of course, it is better to select suitable candidates for the genome, the same mockuton should not try to engraft a person whose elements are fire and lightning. But if the patient has water and land, then the chances of success will increase significantly and it will be used much more efficiently.

A potion that I will brew from scales is also very useful . Potion of enhancing undead, with its help you can enhance both already created undead and prepare the material from which the undead will be raised. With this potion, skeletal mages, lesser lychees will not be a problem for me.

But it is worth thinking about your own strengthening in the magical plane, and in the spiritual too. I'll do this after the housewarming. In addition, you need to place Keene somewhere , do not carry it constantly in a scroll and print it only when you want to have some fun.

The only question is where? In the valley, not an option, as in the world of suckers, you can, of course, hide in a new house, but this is somehow not solid. Okay, when the small one was hiding obscene magazines under the bed, but now hide the girl? No, I'm a man, well, in the very dawn of strength, so it's not solid. You can stir up another secret base or some kind of mansion. Okay, let him stay in the loop for now, then I'll figure it out.

The time remaining before departure I spent watching the people from the shadows, and there was something to see. Narik, after being sent by Kakashkin , began to harass Anko , but unfortunately not in that sense, but in terms of his studies. She would be glad to send him, but she herself blurted out about expressing gratitude, and Narik can be very persistent.

Generally Anko somehow quickly surrendered, and suspicious rubbed the place with the cursed seal while being Narik her divorce to "teach a cool technology." Maybe he wants to find out who put the blocker on her, and use Narik as bait. This is not good, Narik is used by all and sundry . We will restore justice and punish bad girl Anko .

I will send one special spirit to her, she will penetrate her dreams at night and remake them in the manner of the films "young teacher and student" with amendments to local realities. In the role of teacher Anko , and student Naruto .

The day after sending the spirit, Anko looked a little knocked down. On the third day after training, I went and got drunk until a pig squeal. She was transported to the house by a faithful student, oh, it brings back memories, I, too, dragged the drunken Anko home like that.

I wanted to look where he would drag her, but then I was pulled back. Damn, I didn't keep track of time again. So I have a feeling that I have forgotten about something, but yes, definitely housewarming, or not, but okay, housewarming first, and then we'll figure it out.