Chapter 52.

Game forum.

Interest group number 258.

The Lord of the Elements ( Roronoa Zoro ) - Hello, people, what's new in my absence?

Greetings from everyone.

Twilight Faerie ( Ginny Weasley ) - Yes, a lot of things, we have a couple of newcomers with interesting news and gossip.

Cleaving the firmament ( Tatsumi ) - Gossip is good, you can get a lot of interesting information from them .

Green Beast ( Ranma Saotome ) - Gossip with gossip, but you should not forget about verified information .

Firbreaker ( Tatsumi ) - Verified? Are you talking about the fact that the Consummate Fucker and the Great bred the most honest and decent merchants? Are these guys really so many people with their scam.

Lady of the Void ( Usagi Tsukino ) - Just don't start again. And so in all groups, the high has been standing for a week. Tired of it! They are poured from empty to empty.

Lord of the Elements ( Roronoa Zoro ) - But admit: they made everyone beautifully.

Twilight Faerie ( Ginny Weasley ) - I saw such beauty in the coffin. KD lost all my sweat and blood. And I don't have the world to go out and put hundreds of pirates, stuffing CD.

Lord of the Elements ( Roronoa Zoro ) - But you do not have monsters that will knock you down despite the system. Have you seen what Whitebeard's stats are ? Not. So don't look, the psyche will be more whole.

Lady of the Void ( Usagi Tsukino ) - Okay, we're done with that. The floor is given to the newcomer, and a killing request not to laugh.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Hello everyone.

- A HA- HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA HA-HA-HA-HA HA-HA-HA-

HA!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - from all of us.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Laugh, laugh, in my last group they also laughed, and then HE came to them.

Ahem . - from all of us.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Isn't it funny anymore?

Lady of the Void ( Us agi Tsukino ) - King, stop.

The Lord of the Elements ( Roronoa Zoro ) - So it is you that you direct HIM?

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - No, not me. Rather, it's just an accident. But you go on, do not hesitate , suddenly we get a match.

Kawaii killer ( Uzumaki Naruko ) - Better not, HE walked around the worlds of Fish Roll for a long time. As RTV among our very much.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Yeah, with two victims twice familiar. Both were in my group, but at that time they were only victims once. And after the incident oklemalis rather quickly and create a closed group of "victims of his" and provide moral support to other bruised for all Joe 's head.

Green Beast ( Ranma Saotome ) - So, what was it with you that HE came to you?

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - And the hell knows, I left on important matters. And when he returned, then everything, HE had already visited them, and made happy.

The Lord of the Elements ( Roronoa Zoro ) - Horror.

Cleaving the firmament ( Tatsumi ) - What do the people say? Are there any suggestions why HE appeared? After all, as I understand it, there were representatives from different fandoms in the group ?

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Yes, there we had that same hodgepodge. But it was not possible to find out much, these bruised for the whole jo ... sorry, in general, injured, are silent in a rag. You see, I don't understand their mental suffering.

The only thing that we managed to draw out was that they were discussing some kind of quest for some unknown crap.

The destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Tom a) - At this point in detail.

Lady of the Void ( Usagi Tsukino ) - Oh! Destroyer, you haven't been seen for a long time , how is life?

The destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze That ma) - Yes, as usual. Bad luck.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Fuck! Hey, mega cheater, what a bad luck? You have a cool chip to multiply any attack of the mystical type by zero.

Delusion Breaker ( Kamidze Toma) - No shit like that, this limb is not a mega cheat , it's a mega debuff . Except for fizukha and identification, nothing works for me , even the inventory and that crap jamming.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - FUCK !!! How do you rock then? And the barriers?

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - I swing on quests , but I can't get into barriers either, they break from this limb of mine. So I get to the hundredth and take the quest for rebirth with the choice of the world, the currency is nafig from here. Fortunately, only a few levels remained.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - FUCK !!! Squared, no, in the third degree. AS? It's not real about taking the hundredth on some quests !

Guardian of Knowledge (Koshi Inuzuka ) - As much as possible, especially on hidden quests . Hello everyone by the way.

Firbreaker ( Tatsumi ) - The Guardian is healthy. Something you I have not been for a long time, what happened?

Guardian knowledge (Kosi Inudzuka ) - Oh, swung to one oborzev Shem Koshak tail unscrew.

Fierce Breaker ( Tatsumi ) - Listen, you know about this couple. Why haven't they been raided yet?

Guardian of Knowledge (Koshi Inuzuka ) - Here is just such a quest, like "fuck 1000 auction users" or fuck for a specific amount. And they won't get out of the ground, for one simple reason, they got this quest, and maybe for some other, their fair trade for so many years could also be a quest , access to a VIP store, and there is a lot of things you can do with buy, for example, a change of nickname .

Just a king ( Pika chu ) -FUCK !!! How do you know?

Lady of the Void ( Usagi Tsukino ) - He just started playing with the Great Perverted !

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Guardian, give an autograph.

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - King, do not be distracted, what's with the unknown crap?

Green Beast ( Ranma Saotome ) - Fuck this shit! Destroyer, you better tell me how you are doing, how is your life, what quests do you complete?

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - Eh, apparently, I have bad karma, I shouldn't have taken this one at one time ...

Kawaii Killer ( Uzumaki Naruko ) - Oh no! Op ive! Beast are you on purpose?

The Lord of the Elements ( Roronoa Zoro ) - People, I'll turn off for a minute, on a very important matter, you can say , a matter of life and death.

Lady of the Void ( Usagi Tsu movie ) - What happened?

The Lord of the Elements ( Roronoa Zoro ) - Kep has been sitting for ten minutes and thinking, and this is fraught with big problems, do not bring the Player, some bright thought will come to his head, and I have n't gotten better from the last time.

Kawaii killer ( Uzumaki Naruko ) - Well then, yes, go, anyway, the next hour there will be nothing but moaning about bad karma and a hard lot.

An hour and tons of nerves later.

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - ... and now I again had a difficult test in the form of a quest . If I do, then nothing will remain for me to my goal, because I have almost ninety-eighth, and for this quest they immediately give plus two levels, and a whole chain of quests is opened .

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Sorry to interrupt, but WHERE did I go? People, who are you? I already ohrenevayu with you I can not.

Twilight Faerie ( Ginny Weasley ) - As I understand you. Itself for a long time fucking with this company. As you already understood, the Guardian is a walking encyclopedia, or rather a whole library, and is familiar with, I'm not afraid of this word, with legendary personalities. A maddened swordsman who dissects us, who recognizes nothing but a sword. The Master of the Elements is also a veteran swordsman, but uses elemental techniques like those in the worlds of Fish Roll, now using the three-sword style: one sword charges with lightning, the second with fire, and the third with wind. And both fundamentally don't use anything else.

The beast is also one of those bruised, he is already in the fifth game and all for the martial arts masters, from the nick it can be concluded that he started playing for Guy, but who was there next and in what sequence you can find out from him if interested. Kawaii Hit-Girl is the seventh game is not climbs from fandom fish roll. She has already played for Hinata, Sakura, Ten Ten , Tsunade , Karin, Ino , now, as you can see, for Naruko , and is already completing the quest for the next reincarnation in Sasuke fem . The destroyer, as you understand, is a quest-maniac, well, don't feed him with honey, let me complain about life. Well, the founder of the group, Lady of the Void, who has the first game, is already the second millennium. This relict fossil has already killed all enemies in the entire solar system and is already sharpening its teeth for the eighth alien civilization.

Lady of the Void ( Usagi Tsukino ) - You will answer for the fossil, I'm only eighteen and a half.

Green Beast ( Ranma Saotome ) - Ages?

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - 0_0 ...

Kawaii Killer ( Uzumaki Naruko ) - Stop hurting the newcomer's psyche. Destroyer, so what's your quest?

It's just a king ( Pikachu ) - Uh, um ... Yes, for sure, I also do not mind knowing why you can take as many as two levels.

Delusion Breaker ( Kamidze Toma) - Real such an epic - to sleep with about all the clones of Misaki Mikoto .

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - 0_0 ...

Guardian of Knowledge (Koshi Inuzuka ) - Destroyer, you broke our newbie. And you have enough health for such a quest? After all, there were them there, Memory Player, twenty thousand and one piece.

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - Yes, okay , Axel put more sexes , and not all at once.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 10. Everything, I am calm. Can't you be confused?

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - No, my recognition works, so that everyone has a serial number over their heads , and I don't complain about memory.

Lady of the Void ( Usagi Tsukino ) - Aren't you confused by the fact that twenty thousand is still very small?

Guardian of Knowledge (Koshi Inuzuka ) - Yes, and the rest of her are not much older, by a month or a little more. If you look at a third from this side , they are still babies.

Delusion Breaker ( Kamidze Toma) - Worried, but more confused by what Axel will do to me if the quest is completed . He's worse than Father Sun will be. Such news will jump over the awakening and the sixth level, immediately to the seventh, and do not care that this does not exist. So you will have to stay in this world for another month. And in general, I wanted to find out about the unknown crap, and you keep me knocking all the time. King, inject.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Yes, there is nothing to inject. I say: I left earlier, I heard about crap in fits and starts, but I can give the contacts of the person to whom the quest was given . And if it's not a secret, why do you need it?

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - Yes, it's not a secret, one friend somewhere caught the curse of "Bright from the moonlight" from the Unknown crap.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Gee !

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - Believe me , it's nothing funny, when the moon is shining, you get severe diarrhea.

Guardian of Knowledge (Koshi Inuzuka ) - I haven't heard of that. Have you asked a friend where he picked up this dirty trick?

Delusion Breaker ( Kamidze Toma) - Yes, but without much detail, he was a bit incapable of communication.

Lady of the Void ( Usagi Tsukino ) - Can't wait for the morning?

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - He is Vasto Lord.

ABOUT!!! - from all

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - And how so, the empty ones do not have the necessary organs to get through.

Delusion Breaker ( Kamidze Touma ) - That was the toughness that Reatsu carried him . It gushed out of him like a fountain. He threw back his hooves in a couple of days.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - Yes, a terrible death. You won't wish that to your enemy.

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - So what am I talking about? It is necessary to find what it is removed, and then you never know what. Sentinel, break through your channels, who knows what? And you, Tsar, throw off the contact of your friend, who received the quest for this crap, for me and the Guard, we will find out.

Just a king ( Pikachu ) - I will.

Guardian of Knowledge (Koshi Inuzuka ) - Destroyer, tell me everything you know about your friend, so that I have something to start from.

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - Well, from the significant events there was only a visit to another loki , and so he sat quietly swinging on empty ones, and waited for Aizen to complete the quest on tyren Hougioko . But this bright moment was still far away.

Lady of the Void ( Usagi Tsukino ) - And what kind of world, even if l, maybe there grabbed a curse?

Delusion Breaker ( Kamidze Toma) - Normal fantasy : magical middle ages, many different races. His task was easy, so he managed to run around the world to see what was about.

Guardian of Knowledge (Koshi Inuzuka ) - What is this mission? Off bias towards all, maybe there is a connection.

Destroyer of illusions ( Kamidze Toma) - Yes, I say simple, and is unlikely to have anything to do with this curse. But if you are interested, then he slammed a small demon that made his way into this world and began to crush the power in one of the kingdoms.

Guardian of Knowledge (Koshi Inuzuka ) - Okay, let's work with what we have. And you try to throw in a problem.

The Lord of the Elements ( Roronoa Zoro ) - People, Sori, but I'm disconnected, the cap still has a bright thought about a new adventure, and now it's easier to kill than to dissuade him. And although at first and even at second glance there is nothing dangerous in this, BUT knowing Luffy , I can say with confidence that even the simplest thing with our captain, how buying food can end up in a war with Yonko .

So for now everyone, I hope, see you in this life.

Guardian of Knowledge (Koshi Inuzuka ) - I guess I'll take my leave too.

Queen of the Void ( Usagi Tsukino ) - Me too, my fleet has already approached the planet, so I will go to bear retribution in the name of the moon.

Green Beast ( Ranma Saotome ) - People, or maybe the curse of the moon is the work of our sorceress girl, who has had an easy eighteen ... centuries?

Twilight Faerie ( Ginny Weasley ) - Beast, will you ever figure it out , and you will get a moon wand m on a kumpol .

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The first step was to inspect my new property, which can be said to be a wasteland, a heavily littered wasteland on the outskirts of the village. But the area is quite decent, and it even turned out to be increased due to the adjacent three abandoned landfills. To do this, I just had to look at a few bureaucrats, give it to my paws, while I dressed up, like for lunch at Shikamar's and did not forget to wear the order, plus the eyes of a cat from Shrek , and the question was decided in my favor.

The next point was the construction office, for the sake of solidity, he took Yasuka with him . Otherwise, very few people will talk to a kid who has not graduated from the academy, especially if this kid is me. And now I have a whole chunin here , and no one can doubt the seriousness.

I came to an agreement with the architect pretty quickly, because I was not going to build anything super complicated, as well as to take part in the construction. Other people can do that, their clones are normal, and it's cheaper for me to pay for work.

According to the project, I will have a three-story mansion with an adjacent territory surrounded by a fence, and the entire territory of the quarter will also be surrounded by a fence. Well, the rest of the space will also be cleared. There will be enough space for two dozen more houses, of course, more modest than mine.

I decided to make the arrangement of the basement with the laboratory to a minimum, so, for simple potions. I will cook everything complicated, as before, in secret laboratories oria, otherwise it might explode.

My movements did not go unnoticed, and I was summoned to the Hokage , where I hung ramen on the ears of the monkey. Regarding the fact that there was money in the scroll, he believed and tried to find out what exactly the amount was and what else was there? He offered to put the money into business so that they would not lie, I very politely sent him to hell. And then, I sense, as soon as the money is with him, I will not see it as my ears.

Another interesting fact was that my new status was not known to the general public. Apparently, the heads of clans, elders, and several other people in high positions knew. Glavgad of our hospital was aware of, and constantly reminded of the seals. Well, I fixed it, even improved it a little, but the fact that the seal began to eat five times more chakra is not my problem, that only goners work in the hospital. To all the outraged cries, he replied that if it is fast, then this is the only way, and to reduce costs, you need to approach the process properly, with feeling, with arrangement, without haste and fuss. Gritting his teeth, he lagged behind me.

In the meantime, I felt all the delights of the excess of hormones in the blood. He looked at Yasuka with great interest, and she noticed it. Well, it's hard not to notice if my gaze was constantly moving from her face to the first, then to the second of her ninety.

And apparently, she did not forget to reflect this in the reports. Danz apparently decided to provide me with a whole harem. In more detail, several new tenants appeared in my hostel, Yasuka introduced them to me as her childhood friends.

This couple actively tried to seduce me, but I didn't really care about them. It was also possible to blow off steam in a brothel, and to be honest, I did not see the difference between this couple and the girls working there. The only difference is that in a brothel you have to pay, but here instead of a payment they will make a brain for me, and not because they are so in themselves, it's all about conspiracy.

If I understood correctly, that vague story, then Yasuki's task is to get pregnant, and apparently, these ladies were given the same task. Except I'm not going to get some spinogs just yet . I am still too young, not yet a thousand turned, what kind of children? And if there are, then fuck it with two let me take them.

But I don't see any particular reason to break, either, they still won't be able to get pregnant, I nevertheless received a "B" rank in irendjutsu , and in fuinjutsu I rummage , so also a life magician. So the temporary sterilization is a matter of a few seconds.

But these two will not go ahead of Yasuki , we will not upset the girl, let her think that she is my first, but if you count the succubus, then she will not be the first thousand , but she does not need to know this.

While construction is underway, I decided to take a short break and just enjoy everyday life. No experiments, barriers, or forays outside the village. Only the necessary daily activities, such as working in the hospital, visiting the academy and spending time with Hinata, Yasuka and Momo , had already got used to the presence of the latter, especially against the background of one Orchan , Momo was an example of calmness and complaisance.

Dozing at my desk, I finally heard the long-awaited conversation among my classmates. Two guys and a girl were talking .

-… today is the Thai test?

- Yeah. If only not to fill up.

- Pray that you will not be paired with someone from the clan. Although if Nara, then it will be fine, he surrenders without a fight.

- Well, Uzumaki also surrenders without a boy, so he can be paired.

- Er, no, this is for you Uzumaki surrender without a fight and will fight with us, and again after any or either way charge by the balls.

- Perverts.

- Not no , but you ask any guy , you got everything from Uzumaki .

- Sasuke- kun never got it!

- Well, Uzumaki did not fight with him, but immediately gave up ... But he only does not fight with girls.

- Um, but for sure. So that's what happens, Uchiha devchen ...

- Sasuke- kun GUY !!!

Many people paid attention to this cry from the heart, even the small gloomy avenger himself turned the locators in this direction, continuing to pretend that he did not care at all. Meanwhile, more and more people were drawn into the discussion. The guys were happy to post the Uchiha , although it was clear from the faces of many that they were seriously considering such a possibility. Well, you can understand them, any of them thinks: if so many girls were running after me, I would not be curving my face, and any normal guy would not be cursing, it means that he is either crazy or really a girl.

Shikamaru watched all this from a reclining position, but the gears in his head were also spinning, and that's what he managed to wind up there, I don't want to know.

Meanwhile, the debaters were divided into two camps, in the part that proved that Sasuke was a male, there were all his fans, Sakura screamed loudest of all. Ino , like several other people, took a neutral position. Due to the fact that the Hamster twisted in her head, she no longer saw the crazy coolness in Sasuke , but she noticed his attitude towards others immediately. And without rose-colored glasses, his "you all shit" look was now seen exactly as it is.

Among the opposite camp, there were sane individuals who realized that they would now be beaten and possibly kicked. We decided to turn the arrows on me.

- Hey, Uzumaki .

- What?

- Hey, what t s Uchiha give up on sparring?

- I don't fight with girls ... - Seeing Hinata's full of skepticism and misunderstanding, I decided to get better, otherwise there was a lot of things in our trainings, and the fig knows how female logic will interpret my words - ... at sparring at the academy.

- SASUKE-KUN GUY !!! - All his fans screamed.

I looked at the Uchiha attentively , then turned to the crowd of fans and expressed with my appearance so much skepticism and disappointment in their mental abilities that they even fell silent. So mine is - Hmm. - was heard by the entire audience. And it reads like "believe what you want, but I know the truth". And calmly sat down. Here the Uchiha could not resist , you see, even when I called him a girl at the meeting, when he was with his father, he was thoroughly brought.

- I am a boy! - He was echoed by the harmonious exclamation of the fan club named " Sasuke-kkkuuunnnnaaa "

I turned around and looked closely at Uch ihu . - As you say Sasuke- chan.

- I'm a guy !!! - Already louder and with aggression.

With the air of a man who had already bothered to explain that twice, two, four, he again turned to the Uchiha .

- Okay, show evidence, otherwise there is a lot to say. For example, I am the son of the Fourth Hokage ... - An ANBU welled up from the tree opposite our window. And before he rushes to report to the baboon. - Shikamaru 's half-brother and Ino's cousin . Do you believe?

- NOT!!!

- Here I am about the same. T ak that the evidence to present.

- I have no breast. - Resorting to logical arguments of the Uchiha .

I gave Sakura a very careful look, keeping my gaze where the chest should be.

- Not an argument.

This was evidently the last straw, for Sakura for sure, and they rushed at me with their fists. But it didn't come to mutilation, Umino flew into the classroom , yelled, made me guilty of everything and put me in the corridor with buckets of water to stand. And why did he forget here, this subject is constantly being led by Mizuki ?

On this issue, I turned to Ino , she is definitely aware of all the gossip and knows something for sure. As it turned out, Mizuki had a nervous breakdown, and a specific one. So with a diagnosis of a leaking roof, he was locked in a hospital in the ward for the violent madmen.

As I later found out through Momo , Mizuki has a persecution mania and obsessions. At first, they even thought that someone had immersed him in genjutsu , they checked this and that, but they did not find anything. Well, they locked me up like a nutcase. Although, as for me, this is not a village, but a mental hospital, I alone am normal.

Here is Mizuki bastard, could not tolerate a little. Who will organize the event for the theft of the scroll for me now ? But I had such plans for this event. I specially bought at the auction pictures of the wife of a macaque in her youth. He was going to have a sexy jutsu , with which his Narik in the canon made a little change to the image of his wife in his youth and in underwear like in a scroll that he got from Kushina .

I trained the spirit to put poison on a huge shureken , under which Iruka will have to substitute, and I will easily put a trap of souls on him, because he will cover me. Flowers for his grave have already been prepared, as well as the farewell speech. Probably, this world is still different from the canon one . But the feeling that I have forgotten something does not leave me, well, okay, since I have forgotten, then nothing is particularly important.

In the next visit to the inner world, the Hamster pulled me. He threatened to show me his new development.

I found the hamster in his office, he looked original. In a black three-piece suit, and in fact sits on it like a glove, the picture was completed by black sunglasses.

- So, what did you call? And why is he dressed up like that?

- All on the occasion of my new ingenious invention , created at the junction of magic and ...

- Okay, okay, do it already, all the lectures later.

The hamster pulled out a silver rod about thirty centimeters long from an inner jacket pocket. The entire wand was covered with patterns and runes, the upper part was rounded, and in it on one side of the looking at me there were two stones - below a ruby ​​two carats in size, and just above a diamond five carats.

- This artifact contains a number of spells that affect ... - two hours of boring scientific terms and concepts, and self-praise later - ... and all this is combined into a system that comprehensively affects the goal, and thanks to my genius, the degree of influence can be controlled, for this there were knowledge of artifactory , fuinjutsu and some of the techniques of the Yamanaka clan were combined, and all this was fixed and combined with the help of runes. And all this was very difficult, but ... - another three hours of self-praise, and a little bit of terminology later - ... this artifact works according to these principles .

"I don't understand a damn thing , demonstrate better.

- Yes, not a question.

Tuvvsh .

- So, what did you call? And why is he dressed up like that?

The hamster is an infection, though ingenious, but an infection. Lecture me eight times about his ingenious invention. But the fact that he screwed the restorer of the erased to the memory eraser is really ingenious, but after the demonstration, an intolerable desire cries out to shake him ... neck harder. Although slightly incorrect, this artifact worked in several modes. The first is not erasing, but sealing a piece of memory, and later it can be returned quite easily. The second mode just erased the memory, in fact the artifact reproduced the Obliviyate spell , only erased all memories for a certain period. There was a mode in which one more " Confundus " spell was cast . In this case, the target not only forgets a certain period of time, but gets a slight clouding, which makes it more difficult to determine that there was some kind of impact.

There were two regulators of exposure time: minute and hour. The minute measured a period of time from one minute to fifty-nine minutes, an hour - from an hour to twelve. So the maximum erasure time is twelve hours fifty-nine minutes. There was also a complete erase mode. With him, all memory was erased, leaving the carcass completely cleared of all memories, but after that the artifact could be thrown away, there would have burned out all the schemes.

As a reward for achievement, I gave Hamster permission to use the memory eraser . After all, he so wants to forget those hours of close communication with face-hunters . And let him not say that I do not understand jokes. I appreciated the joke, that's why I let him use the device ... for the eighth time, and I will laugh when he takes a closer look at the device and realizes that it was working in the sealing mode. I wonder which will win : sanity or curiosity?

It's a pity that such a device will appear in reality very soon, and here it's not a matter of what I 'm doing, you can always strain the Hamster. The fact is that in real life there is no suitable equipment, too delicate work is to be done, too many very small runes and signs need to be engraved. I simply do not have a suitable tool, it is in the inner world that you can create almost anything by the effort of thought, but here it will not work. So we will wait for the technically advanced world or go to the auction in search of suitable equipment.

It's good that Hamster invented this device, if not for this, then bald horseradish, I would have climbed into the auction in the next few weeks. And at the auction there was a real bedlam, the first part of which I safely missed. And it all consisted in the fact that one individual put up for auction several hundred lots of the complete collection of books on alchemy from the world of the fullmetal alchemist. The people raised a very large kipesh , to see nothing of the kind had been laid out before. The starting price was such that I got sick , a whole million, and that's just the starting price. When the auction was over, the buyers raised a buch, they didn't work. The seller wrote - see the circles need to be powered, and posted a recipe for creating a philosopher's stone on sale, at a modest price of half a lem . And the most interesting thing is that people started buying. Well, how so? After all, you can see with the naked eye that the divorce, and the seller's nickname is "Unsurpassed naibator ", that's how you can buy something from a person with such a nickname, is it like a poster on the store "Weigh and cheat customers"? No one in their right mind will go there, and if they do, they will definitely not take anything expensive.

But these kind of experienced people, inexperienced do not have so much CD, bought it. And it would be fine on this it all ended. After that, the people raised the hi again, again nothing worked for them, which is not surprising. The seller unsubscribed that even a circle for creating a stone needs to be powered from a stone, but he does not have stones yet, but as soon as he can do it, he will immediately lay it out. And literally an hour later, another lot appeared, this time from "The Great Divorcee ", with a recipe for how to make a philosopher's stone from CD. And these fuckers began to buy this, and there the price was also with six zeros.

But I wanted to kiss these two. And all because the people seem to have run out of free funds, and to get the required amount, they began to sell stocks. Ingredients that have not been laid out before, or the volume of some very rare ones has increased. And how many weapons, armor, artifacts, books, abilities, skills were exhibited. Yes, there were four pairs of Rinnegans sold there in a day , and the starting price was half what I saw the first time, and there was the possibility of instant redemption, and it was equal to the last starting price.

I bought it specifically, I lowered half of everything I had for rare ingredients, I lowered half of what was left on the spheres, they were also laid out in large quantities, and in general I bought a Sharingan with three tomoe on the cheap - twenty pairs, three pairs of mangeke , and four more pairs of byakugan , also scrolls with techniques attached capitally. But the most interesting acquisition was the purchase of areas with CP9 agents skills from the universe of Van Peace - Rokusiki .

These skills are very suitable for me, besides, their activation is not very expensive, since they work perfectly on the chakra , and there are analogues in the shinobi world .

The first Rankyaku is a technique that allows you to send sharp blades of compressed air with high speed and precision by moving a limb. Many people know how to send air blades, and if you charge these blades with wind chakra , then lethality should greatly increase.

Second, Tekkai allows the user's muscles to become harder than iron in order to minimize attack damage. However, it may not work if the blow was very strong. While using Tekkai, the user cannot move their body. Something similar is used by stone shinobi - the iron skin technique. The use of the Dotona chakra should also increase the protective properties of the technique.

Third, Soru allows the user to move at a very high speed to avoid enemy attacks or to attack with greater speed and power. Accelerate with the lightning chakra in the legs.

Fourth - Shigan is a melee technique. The meaning of this technique is literally poking with your finger, only at a very high speed. The technique inflicts deep stab wounds. Again, drink lightning chakra for acceleration and penetration. Something similar is used by the Hyuuga in their technique when knocking out tenketsu - they strike very quickly with their fingers.

Fifth - Geppo allows you to literally push off from the air. It is used to quickly traverse large distances, to take advantage of air attacks, air battles, and avoid these battles. You can jump pushing off the air using the gate opening technique. Lee did this in his battle with Gaara . But as for me, the same thing can be done by emitting the wind chakra from the feet, but you will need to control it there .

Sixth - Kami- e allows the user to make his body so dodgy that when he tries to avoid attacks, it resembles a waving sheet of paper. Orochimaru had a similar resourcefulness , although no, he was much cooler. He could tie his own body in a knot.

These techniques are what I need, Tekkai and Kami- e will solve the problem of defense after an unsuccessful first strike, Soru and Geppo will help break the distance. Segan and Rankyaku too bad fit with my style, especially if you learn to use them with the tentacles .

We failed to buy anything more interesting, they laid out a few dozen more devil fruits, but the logias sold out very quickly and for huge sums, and all the garbage that few people are interested in is still lying there.

But the funny thing is that the divorce did not end there, after a while this one returned and laid out the philosophical stones, again for a huge amount of CD. Needless to say, no one began to work for anything. This then unsubscribed type for the release of energy, the gates of truth are needed, but I cannot sell them, since this is not a skill, but a feature, and after that I fell into the fog. But I bought the complete collection and the recipe for the philosopher's stone, but for a hundred CD along with another album of photos. He threw everything to the Hamster, let him study t, maybe he subtracts useful things.

Returning to worldly affairs, he decided to keep his promise and give the promised gift for Momo . To be honest, I racked my head for a very long time, but in the end I decided to give a couple of scrolls with techniques, including chidori and several of its varieties. But that was not all, I finally managed to catch and stuff the spirit into the object. He stuffed it into a sword, the captured spirit was from the developed circle and belonged to the spirits of lightning.

After settling, the sword began to channel lightning chakra with an efficiency of one hundred and twenty percent, and the lightning techniques doubled. Obviously, he imposed a standard set of spells: lightening the weight, binding to the owner, increasing strength.

But there was a small flaw in my whole plan. I think I said that I came across a defective Uchiha , and so, now I am sure of this by all two hundred percent. And it's okay that she simply did not have a predisposition to the second element. This is nothing, but the fact that the first fire she had killed me. After all, all Uchiha have fire? And this one has water. But that's not all, I gave her fire techniques, and she said that she could learn and use them.

The interrogation showed that she did not lie, she was simply embarrassed that she mastered these techniques for a very long time, and they did not come out as they should, and she ate a lot of chakras . I asked for a demonstration, and she demonstrated: she blew a fireball into the target, and everything would be fine, the ball with a speed normal for such a technique flew to the target and burned it, as expected. But only the fireball was salad-colored.

As it turned out, this, this in general Momo , could not transform the chakra into the fire chakra , no wonder, she has a predisposition to the opposing elements. And everything would have ended in a complete lack of result, if not for her donkey stubbornness and training as a medic, and not my lessons, where I more showed the principles of using spells. And she somehow managed to contrive with her chakra such that my hair stands on end. Completely isolate the spiritual component, then mix it with the already transformed into a medical chakra , and then convince all this explosive mixture with the help of the Sharingan to behave like fire. That is, burn the target. But this fire burned exactly what was asked, completely ignoring everything else. I checked this right away: I put my hand into the fire if I was growing something new , and so I learned a lot of new things.

After a very long time he explained to Momo that she had invented a new technique, and a very dangerous technique. He gave her some of the simplest methods of using it: you can send a ball to the enemy that will not burn anything, seeing its action, the enemy will decide that this is just an illusion, and will not dodge the next one. And this is the simplest application, its fire can selectively burn. If she pumps it well, she will be able to burn weapons, equipment, or the enemy, without causing damage to the equipment. And if you pump her eyes to mangekyo , then maybe the insides will selectively burn, or even the chakra-system . She pleased her in general, otherwise she had a complex, because she fought over the techniques of fire for a very long time and only recently was able to perform them.

But the gift in store turned out to be useless, I had to urgently raise everything that I have using the water techniques. It turned out that not so much: the technique of a water bullet in several variations, more precisely in two, in one case they shoot a clot of water from the finger, in the second they spit it out of the mouth, there were still water blades, water clones, the water wall technique was not given, as for me, too expensive if there is no river or some other source of water nearby.

Having given out all this, he left Momo to comprehend new techniques and improve old ones, he himself also went into the barriers to do self-improvement, and mountains of new ingredients and a couple of captured spirits are just waiting for me to conduct an experiment.

For a change I decided to try not to make a weapon, in the past several interesting things turned out, take at least the "dream of an alcoholic". So this time I riveted all the trash. The most special feature is the cosplay sphere , a seemingly cloudy glass ball about the size of a tennis ball.

Tests have shown the following properties: when smashed, smoke is released, as when a smoke bomb is detonated, everyone who gets into this smoke gets a costume from some anime. I learned about this property when I threw the first ball at the subject, and also got into the affected area. In this area, there was a cosplay on the anime Naruto , my voluntary test subject, and the chains are so, for insurance, got a Sakura costume. It looked scary on a hefty bearded man. I got the orange horror.

And when I tried to take it off, I found out the second property, the costumes were not removed. But to cope with natural needs, you can unbutton the fly, as well as lower the pants to sit the fifth point on the toilet. It was also possible to completely take off the suit in the bathroom, but if you did not start washing within a minute, then this dirty trick returned, and it is useless to run away, just like putting on something else, wearing clothes, even on top, turned into the original version.

In an attempt to get rid of the suit, I found out one more property - it cannot be destroyed, at all! Four volleys of my gray, and the suit did not even crumple, although after the first volley all the parts of the body that were not covered by the suit turned to dust in the subject, but the suit itself turned out to be intact.

Another unpleasant property of the suit turned out to be valid for a whole month, and the most disgusting thing about the barrier is not to sit out, this rubbish time scolds the place where it was put on. Put it on in the outside world, after a month of wearing it in the outside world, the suit will disappear, put it on in the barrier, then only if you spend a month in the barrier it will disappear.

I had to drag around the village for a month in this squalor. People reacted differently to my change of image. Hinata was a little surprised, like Yasuka , Momo tried to joke, but my look, full of kindness and understanding, was enough for her to lose any desire to be interested in this, and even more so to joke. The third glowed with contentment, well, yes, he gave me the same squalor for my birthday , but this gift was solemnly devoted to fire from the jaws of the bone dragon.

But most of all, I was finished off by the conclusions drawn by Chоji and Shikamaru . The two were discussing the reasons for changing my image, and Chалсяji came up with the idea that I started wearing such a suit because my breasts had grown, and it was no longer possible to hide them in ordinary clothes.

I also found out that each sphere does cosplay for a different anime, ten tests, and not a single repetition, by the way, until one costume comes off the other will not get dressed, but the wearing time of the first will increase. Another month of humiliation.

Also, costumes appeared without any system, no matter what gender the carrier was, cosplay could be for a female character. And if the image demanded it, then cat ears and a tail could grow, or whatever was needed there to complete the image. If you come across a cosplay of a wearer of glasses, then vision deteriorated to the point where not a damn thing could be seen without glasses. Unfortunately, the character's abilities were not transferred. But maybe in the next version there will be, you need to try to add several spheres of copying skills to the boiler and interfere with the armature not clockwise, but counterclockwise.

There were some other interesting artifacts, for example, X-ray glasses, which also passed under the name "Pervert's dream." Seemingly ordinary glasses, except for the wheel on the temple. With its help, it was possible to adjust the degree of transparency, one click when turning the wheel - the outerwear is transparent, another one and the underwear is already visible, another completely naked body, another and transparent skin becomes, this is no longer a sight for the faint of heart.

When I did them, I added a couple of byakugan to the cauldron , I wanted to get glasses with the properties of a byakugan , but I got this, and all would be fine, only they did not show the energy component. So I sent it to the far corner of the inventory. Use them to stare at naked girls? I have nothing more to do, if I want to, I have a lot more and more succubus who will dance a striptease, and not only. Yes, ask the same Yasuka , or which of her colleagues, or even all at once, and I will be happy, and not be perverted.

There were also some interesting glasses with several very useful properties. They gave plus twenty to intelligence and plus thirty to wisdom, but most importantly, they could make pretentious glare with glass, regardless of the angle of incidence of light.

And I have long wanted to show off my glasses pretentiously, since I began to communicate with Kabuto . At first, he was glued to Momo , although in the anime , he was not attracted to loli , although, if you recall, he pawed Hinata during the third round of the chunin exam , masking it with treatment. Only for this he should be buried in the Forest of Death, and for the fact that in a future war there will be a lot of hemorrhoids from him.

In the meantime, I rubbed into his confidence and lured him with cookies , and everything so that he took them and ate them without hesitation, and in the Forest of Death, in theory, he should join the team number seven, then I will treat him with cookies with special filling. If he does not immediately discard his hooves, then at least he will weaken, and then we will finish off and dig in, but before that we will take out the soul, and this is not a matter of greed, but rather of a precaution. Orych, after all, can return him from the other world.

And now, besides the orange horror, I put on glasses. Kabuto appreciated, but everyone else in the hospital was getting cognitive dissonance. And what if our communication now took place in the same vein.

- Good morning, Kabuto-senpai - Blik. - And a kind, friendly smile ala Naruto .

- Good, Naruto- kun. - Glare. - And the same smile performed by Kabuto .

- How was your practice with Akesha- san? - Glare. - Did you have any difficulties?

- It was very informative. - Glare. "You should also ask for some lessons, Naruto- kun. - Glare.

And so we talk all the time and every few words we release glare with glasses. In Momo , who was present at the time of our conversation, half an hour later started a nervous tic. The Glavgad of the All Hospital lasted almost an hour, but he also got a nervous tic. Within two weeks, the twitching eye of the hospital worker became the norm.

In addition to all of the above, there were obtained: a comb that changes hair color, a boiling spoon, for each stirring raised the temperature of the water by one degree, a smoking pipe, which gives plus ten to wisdom, plus a hundred to pathos, and allows you to control the smoke from smoked tobacco. The trick was to soak the smoke with your chakra when it gets into your lungs. It was possible to create any figures from the smoke, and if the room is decently smoked, then you can strangle the enemy, or even crush it, it all depends on the concentration of the smoke and chakra in it.

Another item was just for gags, a cauldron with special effects. The trick was that if something was thrown into the cauldron, it was sealed and did not get into the cauldron itself, then everything could be obtained by applying mana to one of the patterns on the cauldron. Also by applying mana to one of ten other patterns, it was possible to print pre-sealed directly into the cauldron. The special effects were like in old Disney cartoons about witches, after each thrown ingredient one of the special effects arose: clouds of smoke burst out of the cauldron, the color of such a cloud could be any, it was accompanied by a gust of wind, a column of smoke could appear in the form of a nuclear mushroom, the top of which sometimes took the shape of a skull, just smoke in the shape of a laughing skull, and if you stirred, then part of the spoon was also sealed, sometimes a stream of smoke escaped in the form of suffering faces of people, and this was accompanied by a grave howl.

The first zhert ... lucky girl who saw the boiler in action become a friend Yasuko , the two of them to the edge oborzela , they began to bother me do. Always beckoned with them for a walk or something. Well, he invited them to dinner, where he offered to make for them a fruit cocktail with special additives.

They with square eyes and drooping jaws watched the entire cooking process, and I was not shy and had a full blast. In addition to quite ordinary fruits, we went to the cauldron: the tail of a newt, the eyes of a toad, a rat's tail, a bat's wing and further down the list.

Their faces were especially expressive when he poured a quite normal-looking cocktail into glasses from the cauldron. And they became very pale when he offered to try it, and when they very politely refused, he drank it himself, but what a completely normal cocktail was prepared in advance. Before they hurriedly retreated, he demanded from them a promise that next time they would definitely try. For two weeks now, neither one nor the other has been seen.