6 Chapter 5.

I woke up closer to dinner. Having pierced my eyes and having completed my morning exercise, I was about to proceed to further analysis of the received abilities and capabilities of the system, but then my stomach reminded of itself very loudly. Well, yes, I haven't eaten anything since yesterday: I was too absorbed in analyzing all the information that fell on me. An audit of food supplies showed their complete absence as a class. I had to give up on everything, take the allowance given to me, lifting allowances, and go to solve the problem of lack of food, and at the same time buy everything I needed for the house.

The weather was wonderful: sunny, but at the same time not hot, and clouds are floating in the sky, the grass turns green, the birds are singing. Idyll, but this whole beautiful picture is spoiled by people: they look at me as an enemy of the people, and so they strive to spoil or insult. But I haven't done anything bad to anyone yet, okay, I have done something to someone, but this has not been proven at all, so it does not count. True, with such an attitude, they will achieve that the key word will be "bye." No, I, of course, am going to arrange genocide for the locals, but I am not a maniac, I will not destroy absolutely everyone, because I still have to recruit a harem, so I will selectively destroy those who have distinguished themselves especially . And there are surprisingly many of them.

Probably, the locals completely lack the instinct of self-preservation, well, or the brain, otherwise I just don't know how else to explain their actions. Well, here's how you can not understand such a simple thing that children grow up. Yes, now you have kicked the little demon , but not so much time will pass and he will grow into a healthy strong demon: and then what? And in general, how does every dog ​​in the village know me by sight, like leaflets with my face and the inscription "there is a nine-tailed in it", pasted x on every corner, I did not notice.

Oh, I sense that all this is not without reason. Information has leaked to the masses too selectively. Every dog ​​knows that I am the embodiment of a fox, but that the son of the hero of the village, it seems, no one knows. Conveniently it turns out, however.

On the way to the nearest cafe, I managed to get four kicks, six cuffs, and how many times I was pushed, I did not even count, and all this was under the views of the residents full of hatred and contempt. Yes, I am beginning to respect local mentalists , the same how many and what kind of bookmarks had to be poked into Naruto's head so that after the first such walk in the village he would not let the fox go for a walk, but on the contrary, wanted to gain their respect and recognition, and even sought out for them with my life.

But I think the bookmarks were not enough here: subtle psychological processing and attachment to certain people are visible. With him, the proverb: "Take everything from a person, and then return it as it was, and he will be grateful to you" - works one hundred percent. After all, if it was not known that there was a demon in him, and he was treated like an ordinary orphan, most of the inhabitants did not pay attention to him at all.

I didn't manage to devour, as they drove me out of all the eateries and cafes. The ingenious idea to buy groceries and cook it yourself failed. In all the shops and shops they either refused to sell me, or they overstated the price several times, and at the same time they slipped in an obviously low-quality product. The only store where there was no such thing belonged to the Sarutobi clan , and then only because it was made according to the principle of our supermarkets, a price was attached to each product, but the assortment there was small. Rice in bags, custard noodles, milk in bags and canned food, spices, but there were no vegetables or meat. They didn't drive me here, they didn't overstate the price, they just cheated me. An attempt to be indignant did not bring any results, but they swore at me well, learned a lot about myself, and replenished my already considerable vocabulary with several very original expressions.

The purchase of utensils and other household items went in about the same spirit. Towards the end of the day, I began to think about the need to visit a stationery store in order to purchase a blank scroll or book. My memory, of course, is good, but not perfect, and just today thirty-seven people have been added to my black list. If it goes like this, I can forget someone, but it's impossible. Etc. There is also splurge on it.

- Eh, where to get a notebook for free? - The heavens were silent on my question, and the system unexpectedly answered.

The request was accepted.

Processing request ...

Param pampam.

You have acquired the skill of a virtual free notebook for writing down the names of enemies.

Oh, cool, and I still complained about the system, but the excellent system, and the fact that sometimes glitches is nothing, we will survive, but here's a freebie. It's only strange that no quests were given today. Well, there: "get devour and get a hundred thousand experience" sorry no, but it's not bad either. Maybe due to the fact that I have not yet fully figured out the settings.

Hmmm, the system took the request too literally, since it is impossible to write anything besides the names of enemies in this book, and since I do not know most of the names, and I cannot attribute any additional information to those that I know, so the usefulness of such a notebook under a big question.

I crawled home, set the noodles to brew and started counting the remaining finances. The results seriously upset me: almost nothing was left from the lifting, and not everything was bought, and the allowance, which I live for two weeks, was completely spent on buying food, which will not last for two weeks. But I bought nothing at all: a bag of rice weighing two kilograms, two dozen eggs, a liter of milk and fifteen packs of boiled noodles.

By the way, the noodles turned out to be very good, but to eat them three times a day, seven days a week, for eight years, is clearly too much. I think Narik ate noodles not only from a great love for this dish, but from the lack of choice. Apparently, faced with the same problem, he simply raked in noodles for all the allowance, as the cheapest, most satisfying and long-lasting product, and then he just got used to it.

I feel that if I don't find a way to get normal foods, I will also have to switch to such a diet. When I finished eating, I went to research the system.

- Status - and a window appeared before my eyes.

Status

Name: Naruto Uzumaki

Race: Unknown evil crap

Level: 4 (Exp: 400/1600)

Class: Shinobi Larva

Subclass: - (unlocked from level 100)

HP: 650 / 5.22 rpm

CP: 780/6, 2 per min.

CP Bijuu : 1,000,000 (locked)

MR: Locked.

Specifications:

Strength: 3

Dexterity: 2

Speed: 1

Stamina: 6

Intelligence: 16

Wisdom: 12

Intuition: 5

Fortitude: 25

Will: 12

Charisma: 2

Control: - 150

Chakra : 4

Luck: 1

Body structure

Free stat points: 20

Free Skill Points: 2

Additional characteristics:

Elemental Affinity:

Fire - 0.8%

Wind - 1.3%

Lightning - 0.01%

Land - 0.01%

Water - 0.01%

Life - 0.05%

Death - 1.1%

Light - 0.001%

Darkness - 0.95%

Order - locked

Chaos - 0.67%

Achievements: "Little Asshole", "Fumitox".

Active skills: "Evil laughter of the dark lord" level MAX, "Laughter of the mad scientist vivisector" level MAX, "Face of Shinigami", "Yaki" level 1, Meditation level 1.

Passive Skills: Player Body, Player Mind, Regeneration.

Features: Player, Jinchūriki , Demon, Blood of Uzumaki .

" Jinchuuriki ":

The Nine-Tailed Fox is sealed in your body.

Effect: Chakra Control -100. Attitude of local residents (faction "Residents of Konohagakure , no sato ") - 3000.

Endurance +3. Strength +2. Life +200. Chakra reserve +500. Chakra Regeneration x2, Health Regeneration x2.

"Daemon":

You are considered the incarnation of the fox demon and are named accordingly. But they say "As you name the ship, so it will float" and for good reason.

Effects:

-2000 reputation with the "People of Konohagakure but Sato " faction .

Neutral relations with the inhabitants of the dark planes (they take you for their own).

"Blood of Uzumaki ":

You are a half-breed Uzumaki .

Effect: stamina +2, life +150, 200 chakra reserve + 50 health points each level, +2 chakra points each level. Chakra control -50. A penchant for fuin techniques.

Reputation:

Faction "Residents of Konohagakure , but Sato : - 5000 (intense hatred)

Faction Clan Aburame : - 1000

Personal:

Hiruzen Sarutobi : - 500 (disbelief)

Danz Shimura : 500 (interest)

Inoichi Yamanaka : - 2000

Orochimaru : 100

This Th for crap, damn you, this race, I'm the man in Posted in General something. The system is buggy again.

- Hey system, I'm human, not Unknown evil crap. I am not in agreement, put the normal race.

In your body there is a Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, in your head there is a colony of xenomorph cockroaches , and you are a spirit from another world that has absorbed the soul of an innocent baby, and whom the inhabitants of the dark planes recognize as their own. Still insisting that you are human?

- Blyayaya , Lina Invers is my mother-in-law - and you can't argue, because with such and such lodgers and origin I do not pull on a person. The truth is why the demons consider me their own, maybe because of the fox or because I swallowed Naruto's soul . And how he was honored to crank this and not notice, hell knows.

Well, nothing, race is not the main thing, you think, Unknown evil crap, it could be worse, probably. We look further. The fourth level is pretty good. And what's that? Shinobi Larva ? No, what the hell, why not a chrysalis, from which a butterfly will appear, and even a caterpillar at worst. Why a larva? I feel like a maggot in a pile of shit. But it is better not to ask, otherwise it will justify.

Intelligence +1.

There is something that does not make me happy with such an increase, it seems that I should be glad that I have become smarter, but at the same time I feel like an idiot. Okay, let's look further. Yeah, that's clear. Oh, and where does MP come from, because there is chakra , and besides, it is blocked, like the Biju chakra . What follows from this? And the fact that if it is blocked, then you can somehow unblock it. It'll be cool. In addition to cool techniques, I will also use spells to shoot, but I'm incredibly cool. That's just how to unlock it , but we'll figure it out.

Well, well, characteristics. Everything is clear here, control is in the red, as expected, luck is one, not enough, but not fatal, I hope. Oops , body structure. What kind of beast is this? And, of course, the appearance editor. Corrects the appearance for glasses, the changes are not instantaneous, but gradual, the more the change, the longer time and more points are required. But the possibilities are enormous: from changing hair color to growing extra limbs and organs.

I will also deal with this later, we will hold the points of skills and characteristics for now. Kinship with the elements, oh yes, there are quite a few different ones, I thought there would be five main ones, and with all except order there is kinship, albeit scanty.

Achievements follow. Better my eyes would not see them. Skills, I already know that. Features. Well, let's see. Well, now I understand but where the relationship with the demons comes from.

Now it remains to see what kind of forum, store and auction are there. But we'll leave that for tomorrow.