5 sh*t X it's X Nanika

3RD PERSON

Somewhere on Kukuroo Mountain-

The current head of the Zoldycks, Silva Zoldyck could be seen sitting on a throne-like sofa with a big wolfhound lying next to it. Currently, he seemed to be monitoring a camera feed featuring his kids, Killua, Amon and Alluka at a sand pit.

*step* *step* Silva turned his head towards the door, stood up and opened it, revealing an old man with medium height and a hunched back. His mustache and white hair stood out the most, along with the 'A Kill A Day' sign attached to the front of his garbs.

"Father," said Silva as he moved aside and welcomed him in. Silva and Zeno's relationship could easily be summarized in a few words 'Give and Take'. There was no familial love between the two and they could almost be seen as business partners.

After noticing the screen. Zeno flashed a look of interest in his eyes. "How are they?" He asked Silva.

"Still too naïve and young. Amon tried to finish off the dog, he seems more suited for jobs, but then again they are both too young, only 3. They need to be at least 5 years of age until they can start their first assassination. Both are incredibly talented, Killua is the more talented of the two, he easily learns skills that took me months to learn in weeks. While Amon is just a day or two late."

Zeno after hearing those words started laughing out loudly. "HAHA, it seems our family is blessed and destined to grow stronger!"

Silva, even though he never usually agrees with Zeno, could not help but nod. Father and son, one stroking his long mustache, the other standing still with a stoic face, were both watching the camera feed with Amon, Killua and Alluka.

"Alluka though," Silva proceeded, "Is a bit strange, he acts feminine and doesn't flinch when he sees blood or wounds."

"Hmm, interesting." Zeno responded while stroking his mustache.

MC POV

"Onii-chan! Look what I made!" Alluka shouted at us.

"Wow… haha�� good job!" I said after looking at the mix of a male private part and tentacles that seemed to sprout from underneath. Me, Kil and Alluka were playing in the sandpit. Alluka was really amazing at making things. Weird things. Me and Kil could only make the basic sandcastles. While Alluka looked like she was making Cthulu or something similar.

"WOW, that's so cool!" Killua sounded genuinely amazed though. And started patting her head.

"Heehee!" She gave a sly smile and laughed after hearing that. In my previous life, I was not a lolicon and found lolicons super weird. But now after seeing Alluka, I might be converted to shoutaconism. After all she is a dude. I also started patting her soft hair.

"More! Pat me more!" She is super cute. But why do I have a bad feeling all of a sudden… EH whatever, right now, patting comes first.

Me and Killua complied to her request and started patting her more. Wait, 'request'. I gulped. F*ck, is it time already, even if Nanika isn't coming out, in case she does, I need to get her away from the surveillance cameras. After playing around in the front yard, I had already found a few blind spots away from cameras.

"Hey Alluka, do you want to play tag?" I asked her. She replied with a confused head tilt. After briefly explaining tag to her. I told Killua he was the one chasing us.

"One, two …" After Killua started counting, I told Alluka to get on my back while I ran, after all, I doubt Alluka, who only trains with minimal weights, could outrun Killua.

After ninja jumping from branch to branch and reaching the closest surveillance blind spot. I put down Alluka on a branch while I sat next to her. I stayed quiet and gestured for Alluka to keep quiet. She immediately nodded. I patted her head again.

After a minute or so, Killua, out of nowhere, landed in the clearing beside us. He stood there looking around, just as he was about to leave. Alluka, surprising me, jumped at his back. Killua alerted and scared from the noise, turned around to see a smiling Alluka falling on his chest.

"Haha! I scared Killua onii-chan!" Alluka laughed on top of Killua's chest. With a wry smile, I jumped down. Killua, embarrassed, grabbed Alluka by the armpits and lifted her up.

"You cheeky little brat," then Killua proceeded to spin her around at high speeds.

After he stopped, and tried to put her down, she clung on and told him "Spin me more." My heart pulsed, that is two, one more and Nanika might come.

After another spin, Alluka finally hopped off Killua, she seemed to be a bit dizzy, as after a few steps, she sprawled onto the ground. A trace of drool, coming out of the corner of her mouth, if I didn't know better, I would have thought she had been poisoned.

"Alluka has to chase us now!" Killua shouted

I walk up to her and pat her back. She looks at me and shouts, "Onii-chan! Make me go higher!"

I smiled and nod, after I lift her up, which looks kind off awkward as she is only a bit shorter than, than I throw her high up. She gleefuly laughs as I throw her and catch her. After I'm done, as soon as I let go of her and drop her to the ground, her eyes suddenly turn black, her skin turns into a pasty white and her mouth opens. Killua, a distance away, after seeing the transformation, runs in and looks shocked and bewildered.

"Ahh, Alluka what happened!" Killua placed his hands on her cheeks. Alluka, currently Nanika looks at Killua.

"Killua!" Her monotone voice creeped me out. If in the anime, I got creeped out by seeing her. Right now in real life, I am terrified. But thankfully, her nose doesn't magically disappear. Because if it did, the laundry washers would definitely be smelling something in my pants.

Then she looked at me, "Amon!" I try to shake off my fear and reassure Killua that Alluka is fine. Now for my wish, I could wish for a stronger nen, or maybe a book on nen, but for now, I need to see if this Nanika is the same as the one in the anime and manga.

I look at Nanika, "How do you go back to being Alluka?" After listening to the answer, I feel relieved, it seems she is the same as the canon one. As soon as Nanika finished explaining, Alluka appeared.

Her eyes back to the bright blue and mouth no longer pitch black and wide open, my tense heart finally relaxed. I start patting her soft hair to try and get rid of the excess stress… or maybe to just to feel her soft hair again.

"Killua onii-chan, Amon onii-chan, what's wrong?" Alluka asks.

Killua still confused, looks at me to confirm if everything is alright.

"Of course Alluka, we just talked to a new friend, that's all." Killua and Alluka's relationship was really sweet in the show, so I also want to be part of it and make it into a threesome. [AN: This is a wholesome threesome, if you thought of something else, then… also MC is straight, not that there is going to be any romance in this anyway]

"Ehhhh, new friend, I also want to talk to them," Alluka said sadly. It seems Nanika and Alluka haven't talked yet. I pinch her cheeks, "Don't worry, I am sure they will talk to you and like you."

Alluka in joy grabbed mine and Killua's hand and then started to skipping towards the house with us in tow. My next wish from Nanika is going to be that she can only come out, when she is alone with Killua or me. I don't want her to experience the isolation she did in the anime.