She's completely fine she says!

SAKURA ARC PART 2

The first thing I thought when I saw Sakura was: that's not her.

* * *

It had been a few days since our parents wedding had ended, bringing close to our dramatic relationships on the subject. Hanako was adjusting to life in our house; many times she had walked in on someone in the bathroom (mostly me), but it seemed like she was fine. Rio was not fine. All she did was complain about how her time with me was being cut down due to all the 'competition'.

I guess that's how she always is.

Strangely though, Kazu-nee was starting to get cozy to me and would hardly leave my side. She even escorted me to school! Honestly, I have no idea how the minds of maidens work.

Our new father would head off to work early in the morning but come home before us, welcoming us with a genuine smile. He was a very ordinary sort of man. Though I have to admit, he did have a sort of charm about him.

I was getting ready at the door when Rio jumped onto my back, letting it make a ferocious snapping sound.

That can't have been good.

Ignoring my injuries inflicted by herself, Rio questioned: "Why are you going out? It's Saturday?"

I froze.

What do you mean Saturday? If this is a joke it's not very funny. I remember checking my phone when I woke up, which displayed Thursday.

I slowly picked my phone from my pocket curiously checking the day.

What.

"You son of a bitch!! Don't scare me like that, you asshole!!" I continued to hurl insults and slurs at Rio for tricking me. "Come on, we gotta go now anyway."

"Wait, let me get changed. I wore casually to trick you," Rio replied, scurrying over to her room.

* * *

"Yato!!!!" Yoohooo!!! I haven't seen you in ages, man!!" Meiwaku ran up to us shouting and waving his arms. Passers-by glanced awkwardly, while I hid my face with embarrassment.

"How have you been? Wow you're looking good today Rio," he said, casually hitting on my girlfriend.

Luckily for me, she's a Yandere.

"Sorry. Not interested." she responded coldly.

"Ouch. Way to hit me where it hurts."

I'm glad those two were getting along, because it is essential for plan in creating the most peaceful school environment imaginable. Soon everything will be going my wa-

"Dar~ling....."

That voice..... fills me with dread.

"Dar~ling. I hope you dump that stinky, rotten hag~"

Nami, huh. I better get out of here.

And with that, I grabbed Rio's arm and ditched Meiwaku.

"Where're you two goin' so quickly~" Meiwaku said.

Away from you.

* * *

I collapsed, completely exhausted. All this running away from my own harem tires me out, but it was neccessary to keep my peace that I have sought for, for so long. I can't abandon hope now!

Rio looked at me and asked, "why are we up here?"

I quickly took in our surroundings: we'd somehow made it to the roof.

"I guess my legs just brought us up here."

"Boo!"

"Wargh!" I jumped out of my skin for a moment as Fubuki surprised me. "You asshole!"

I was infuriated but she just stood there, laughing.

"Ara~ What brings you two to the roof?" Fubuki asked, completely ignoring my barage of insults.

"We just happened to arrive here when Darling was runing from the other girls," Rio replied.

"Since you are here, Yato-san would you like for me to read your fortune?" Fubuki was already taking Tarot cards from her pocket and placing them on an oddly conviently placed table.

I reluctantly took a seat and urged Fubuki to hurry up, "homeroom starts in ten minutes so make it quick."

"Ara ara~"

She sat down as her breasts bounced with her.

Wow! That's one amazingly powerful rack! It defied the laws of gravity; no breasts shake like that when their owner moves! Busy analysing her breasts, I failed to notice Fubuki glaring at me, waitng patiently for me to take a card.

I'm sorry I'm like this. But it's to be expected from a healthy teenage boy brimming with libido.

I plucked out a card which displayed a tower bursting with flames from a lighting strike.

"The Tower XVI, huh? That's not good." I heard Fubuki mumble to herself. "It would seem you are in for an unexpected change, Yato dear. You are in danger."

* * *

Throughout the rest of the day, the fortune was constantly on my mind leading to mutiple times where the girls found me absent minded.

"Hello Darling~ It seems you have been running away from me, why?" Nami found my hiding place under a table in the art room during lunch break.

"Yeah, I wonder why..." I laughed dryly. "Anyway, I think I'm going to get lunch now..."

As I went to stand, Nami pushed me bck, flipping the table onto its side, while she straddled me like a horse. Her breathing started to increase sporadically, her face inching ever closer to mine.

"I have you now Dar-ling~" Nami sang chipperly.

I have severely underestimated the situation I was in.

Our faces were now centimeters apart, our breathing entangled. As our lips were about to touch, the classroom door swung open at an incredibly fast speed, revealing Aina, whose face was a deeper red than crimson.

Aina, Rio's younger sister, looked like she walked in on a crime scene.

"W-w-w-w-what are you two d-d-d-doing!?!?!" She gasped in livid embarassment. "You c-c-c-can't be doing s-s-such a thing in a s-s-ssschool!"

Apparently Aina was more innocent than I thought.

"'Sup Aina and thanks. You just saved my ass there," I answered throwing Nami off of me effortlessly.

I would be lying to say I wasn't looking forward to that kiss.

"Sure, no problem-no wait! As I said before: no indecent relationships at school!" Aina went from calm to mad at the drop of a hat.

"You can't deny love, bitch!" Nami screemed, her face distorted with rage.

Without saying anything I got up and left, not wanting anything to do with the arguement that was about to ensue. To my surprise, I was flung backwards onto the ground by a somehow even more flustered Aina, who was gripping my shirt with all the force of a shark's crushing jaw.

"Don't even try to leave! The... things you were about to do is against the school rules!"

What a day. Never did I suspect that a delinquent would be lecturing me on school rules.

"I'm sorry but I really need to eat. You see, I haven't had any lunch at all and break is about to end and I won't have enough nutrients to last me the rest of the day. So will you please let me go?" I asked giving a convincing, and mostly true, excuse.

It was half true about me not having eaten yet today: I didn't have time for breakfast and I only had one half of bread before finding fortitude in the art room. I could easily live the rest of the day on half a sandwich, though.

"I don't care!" shouted Aina stubbornly. "Now just to be sure could you please reenact what you just tried, Nami."

!!!

"Sure," Nami obediently responded, while bringing her lips up to mine.

I grabbed Nami's mouth and rejected Aina's proposal. "No way. Why the hell should I listen to you? Not only that but why are you ordering us to do the thing you stopped us from doing!?!"

"B-b-b-b-because i-it's for research!"

"Sorry to break it to you, but I doubt any sane guy would want kiss you. Just like how no sane woman would want to kiss me." I pulled my hand from Nami's mouth only to find it covered in saliva.

At that moment, she retracted her tongue and whistled, pretending not to notice my disgusted gaze.

Okay asshole, now you've done it! I screamed internally

I forcefully grabbed Nami's chin and pulled her into an aggressive kiss, I slipped my tongue into her mouth as she spasmed at my sudden assertiveness. Aina was squirming in the corner of my eye and beet red with embarassment.

Whatever happened now should be kept from Rio at all costs.

"Let me do t-t-that too!" Aina declared suddenly, moving closer.

I pushed Nami to the ground, who still spasmed in pure exctasy and proceeded to pounce on my girlfriend's little sister.

Aina looked up at me with scared, innocent eyes, trembling at the sight of my body looming over hers. She pursed her lips.

Only then, it dawned on me as I was about to cross the line with Aina.

"Am I stupid!?!?!?!" I shouted then ditched like my father before I. "I almost did that!"

Lust had corrupted me!

I hid myself in a bathroom stall as a familiar tune began to excape my pocket.

BRIIIING BRIIIING.... BRIIIING BRIIING.

My phone suddenly started ringing. I reached into the depth of my pocket, slowly pulling it out. I answered.

"Hello?"

"Darling! It's Sakura!....

...She's dead!" Rio yelled through the phone.

"S-Sa...kura..."