Morning bliss... or not

I grabbed something squishy. In the morning fatigue I was unable to distinguish what it was so I caressed it more.

Nyaaaa

What was that? I opened my eyes to find a pretty face wrapped in scarlet hair. My hand moved again.

Nyaaaa

The object was a breast. Such a smooth breast. I don't think I ever felt something so smooth before. The texture was just per-

Fuck.

I pulled back my hand as if I burned it and stared in disbelief. Rio was happily sleeping in my bed. Naked. This is great! Who wouldn't want to sleep with a pretty high school girl? Especially if she's nude! Wait, this kind of stuff only happens in Anime. Also, when did she get my key!? Who let her inside the house!? While in my state of confusion Rio shuffled then twisted her and the blanket away from me...

Where are my clothes!? I swear I put them on last night! In the panic I knocked into Rio, which awoke her. Just as I was about to ask why she was in my bed the damn girl pushed my head into her chest.

"Darling!" Rio exclaimed as she smiled brightly.

"Arghhhhhhh!" The screamed was stifled as she pulled me tighter. In a wild panic I let out flailing punch, which surprisingly was met with Rio's hand.

"Silly Darling, you might have hit me," she said in a teasing tone. "But you can go as rough as you like!"

It was at that moment when I looked up to the heavens and finally thanked the gods for giving me this pitiful life. THANK YOU! My happiness was quickly extinguished by another problem that just happened to walk in as I was about to make my move.

"Yo mum! Yato has a girl over and she's naked!" My older sister looked at me with a dark grin that twisted her usually good looks.

"Oh my Yato you're such a naughty boy!"

"What the hell are talking like that for!" My mum stood outside the door in her underwear. "And why the hell are you not wearing anything decent!"

"I thought it was a bit hot."

"Hello mother-in-law! It's so good to meet you. I'm Rio Takanashi, your son's soon to be wife!" She said with a smile that seemed to emit sparkles. Her smile was so intense, the room lit up like the sun. Suddenly Mum took hold of Rio's hands and exclaimed: "you'll marry this loser for real?"

My features scrunched up in anger as I shook my fist at the woman who chose to have me. Eyes narrowed, Rio looked back.

"Yes! I will!" Now she was excited again.

I can't deal with this mess. Quickly I got up from my bed and started to change, not caring about the optimistic voices screaming with joy at each other. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a mountain of girls clothes and things piled up. Rio had brought all her things from her house into my room. I had only now just noticed to massive pile of clothes, since I was only focused on the commotion around me. What was I going to do? Rio can't live with us; we only have three rooms! And theres no way my mum would let her, right?

"Hey... Mum? Your not going to let Rio stay here are you?" I asked as I pointed to the clothes.

"Do you want to move in my daughter-in-law?" Rio nodded vigorously. "Ok then! From now on, Rio will sleep in here with you!" Mum declared.

Rio couldn't be happier.

"You hear that Darling? We're going to live together! Yay!"

I gulped as Rio wrapped herself around me as I stood there like an idiot. My sister was just as shocked by the news. Looking down at the girl who was sticking to me like glue, I remembered she was still naked and panicked, flailing my arms wildly.

"Alright let's get some breakfast," Rio sang.

"Put some freaking clothes on!"

"Aww but I thought you would like me if I didn't wear anything! You're so unfair." She pouted.

I shooed Mum and Sis out the room then exited myself. Sighing, I walked down to the kitchen as if nothing had happened while my family just stood next to the door. I looked at my mum, who I was still mad at and she caught my eye and returned the glare. She stomped over to me with determination.

"Yato. You have yourself a beautiful bride-to-be, don't screw this up," she said giving me the thumbs up.

"This is so stupid," said Yazuki Kazuma then left for school without taking breakfast. Although Sis acts mean most of the time I know on the inside she is kind and also she has nothing to worry about her appearance on the outside. I gave it a 7/10. Kind of weird that I'm giving ratings to my siblings but that's just the kind of guy I am; I give all girls ratings. Like my mum, Haruma Kazuma, who I gave a 9/10 on appearance but a 3/10 on personality. If you're wandering about Rio, her rating is similar to Haruma's, a 10/10 on looks but a measly 4/10 on the inside. I know I shouldn't be doing this rating but my perverted self won't take no for an answer.

Rio wandered in wearing her school uniform but something had changed. Either her body got bigger or her uniform shrank. As I debated which one it was, smoke began to billow from the kitchen. Haruma was in a battle with the burning food. Fed up on waiting I just grabbed my bag and Rio's then dragged her outside.

"Bye mum! We're leaving!" As I hurried out the door Haruma skidded to the hallway.

"What about breakfast!?" She exclaimed in a panic.

"We'll pick something up on the way to school. See you later!"

Breathing a sigh of relief I handed Rio her bag then began our walk to school.