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My Touch Corpse System

The big villain, Ye Sato, acquired a system that allows him to travel around anime worlds. He will travel from one anime world to another. And during his travels, he will bring chaos. He is a highly-qualified villain. As a villain, he needs to confront the protagonist. That means beating, discredit, stealing, and killing the protagonist is exactly what he will do. But that’s, of course, not all! This story is not only about villain vs protagonist, it’s about villain vs the world. To make it short: He will change the plot he doesn't like. He will plot against people he doesn’t like. He will get what he wants. He will do bad things. He will do a lot of bad things. _____________________________ *Don’t expect perfect grammar or story. I am studying at university and have a part-time job. So the only time I write is during my breaks. *I will upload on Sunday if no accident occurs. Like me getting run over by a car. :D *This novel contains vulgar words, dark themes, and very dirty and dark humor. Read it at your own risk! *Everyone is welcome to throw critique at me. But don’t be offensive. *I claim no ownership or credit regarding the existence of pre-existing characters, contents, or the cover. (Warning: Contain spoiler!) _____________________________ Some have asked me to make a discord, so I made one. But I have to warn you that, I have like, no idea, how discord works. xD Discord: https://discord.gg/UuTABmM8j5

InJustThis · Anime & Comics
Not enough ratings
39 Chs

Dinner

When Maresato's parents saw the house they were going to, they were given a sense of safety. Those tall and strong fences looked to be very safe.

He entered the house carefree and heard voices from the living room.

"I am back. Did anything happen while I was gone?" Sato called out loudly.

All the members who heard him greeted back, "Welcome back."

As for why they weren't alert when he opened the door?

He took the key with him, so the one who entered could only be him.

Someone kills him and then steals the key?

Please, how would they know the key is for this house?

And the question is, is there someone stronger than Ye Sato?

The group members haven't seen anyone with greater fighting power than Ye Sato. Their trust in him is over the top.

Everyone walked to the hall and saw him with bags and three unknown people.

All the girls were wearing ordinary clothes.

What?

Did you expect revealing clothes?

Did you expect the naked apron?

Sorry to disappoint you.

The girls had picked clothes from the convenience store, so there won't be any fanservice.

I have to apologize for making you lose this opportunity.

"Everything was normal. Who are those three?" Saya looked at the family of three.

It's my—

Oh god, he almost thought about something which one shouldn't be thinking about.

Luckily, he realized what was going on and stopped himself.

"Oh, this little girl is Maresato Alice, this is her mother, Maresato Reiko, and this is her dad, just call him Old man." He pointed at the family of three.

Why didn't Alice's father get a name?

In his opinion, Alice's father is dead, so he doesn't deserve him remembering the name. And the only reason he remembers her mother's name is that she is hot.

"I meet them roaming around here with no goal. Seriously, what idiots would go outside with no preparation. And it looked like they were in trouble, so I invited them to join." Sato shrugged his shoulder.

What is this?

Should you really call us idiots right in front of our face?

Isn't that something you do in private?

As the man in the family, the old man greeted, "Hello, I am sorry for bothering you during our stay."

The man in the family?

Bullshit.

He would rather believe the one holding the family together is the mother than belief in this unreliable old man.

"Just act like this old man is a background. If our life is an anime, then this old man would get less than three minute screen time before he is killed," Sato said like it was a fact.

Well, what he said is actually true.

In the anime, the first moment the viewer saw the old man to the moment the old man died was less than three minutes…

Marcato Alice and Maresato Reiko giggled, "Hehehe."

The old man felt deep sorrow.

What is this?

Why was he shot for no reason?

"Just leave this old man alone. Little girl, go and play around." Sato patted Alice's head.

Alice nodded and dragged her mom to walk around. She is still a little nervous meeting so many strangers and needed her mom to keep her in accompaniment.

"I didn't find anything in the police box, so I went to the convenience store and picked some stuff." He showed them the bags in his hand.

Takagi Saya looked curiously inside.

What did this Ye guy bring?

Pads, tampons, underwear, etc.

Her face slowly turned red.

"Don't you have any shame?" She was agitated.

Shame?

What's that?

Can you eat it?

How much is it worth?

Do you want to buy it?

I can sell it to you.

"What do you mean? I took them for your sake. Is that how you repay me? By insulting me?" He looked at her like she was someone who would bite the hand feeding her—an ungrateful bastard.

"I-I-I…" She was speechless.

She didn't know what to say.

What can she even say?

But just because she didn't know what to say doesn't mean she will take it on.

"Baka." She turned around and ran to a bedroom to hide.

Sato shrugged while looking at the closed bedroom door.

Getting embarrassed just from this.

Really, this Takagi Saya has too much pride, and her skin is too thin.

"Here, take it and see what you can use." He gave bags that contained female personal items to Shizuka.

"Is it a present?" She took the bags with her face full of smiles.

Really, so innocent.

"All of you can do what you want. I will make us dinner." He walked to the kitchen with bags of ingredients.

"I will help." Saeko followed him to the kitchen.

As Sato and Saeko walked to the kitchen, everyone else also dispersed, leaving only Alice's dad alone.

Now, some may wonder, why would he save the family of three, right?

With his nature, he will definitely kill them when he sees them. So that he can touch their corpse.

Let him ask a question.

What is the most hateful thing in anime?

Some may say it's the main character being dull.

Some may say characters in anime act like idiots or have no personality.

Some may say there is no plot in the anime.

But no, that's not the answer.

Well, maybe, it is.

Let's just put aside what others think and listen to his opinion.

The answer is a forced plot.

He saved them because he wants to see how much and what he can change the plot. Another reason is that he wants to see how much the anime plot can recover.

Did you actually think for a second that he was a good guy?

What made you think so?

Because he saved Takuzo and Naomi?

Do you really think he saved them with no hidden intention?

So simple.

So naive.

So gullible.

It's really amusing playing with the readers' minds.

Now, it's time to eat.

"Dinner is ready. Come and eat," Sato called out.

Everyone showed up in the kitchen.

When Saya saw him, she humped and turned her face away.

It's really amusing teasing her.

"There's not enough space, so you can sit wherever you want," Saeko explained.

The dinner is curry and rice.

To be honest, the only things he can cook are rice, boiled meat, and boiled vegetables.

As for those fancy foods?

Hehe, never eaten them before, so how could he make it.

When he got the ability [Cooking], he only knew how to handle ingredients.

As for the recipe?

He knew none.

The reason he can make curry is that he found a magazine with a curry recipe. That magazine was among the lot he found in the store.

There you got the answer.

Everyone took their food and found a place to sit.

He took his food and went to sit beside Marikawa Shizuka.

"Nurse, since we are staying in your friend's house, maybe you should give her a call." He looked at her.

Shizuka looked like she just remembered something, "That's right, I should give her a call."

Is it even possible to forget your friend?

Such a fun mascot.

As she was about to call her friend, a problem emerged, "Umm, where did I leave my phone?"

He can already see where this is going.

When she finds her phone, she will ask for her friend's phone number. And when she calls her friend, she will ask who is the person on the other side.

But this probably won't happen, right?

He shook his head, "Eat your meal first. Call her when you are done."

She nodded and then tasted the curry, "Delicious!"

So cute.

He really wants to pet her.

He turned his face to his own plate and tasted it.

It's good, this is as expected of me.

What about Busujima Saeko credit?

Didn't she assist in making the dinner?

She only cut the ingredients.

I cooked, I mixed, and I made it.

But since I am forced by you guys, then I have no choice.

It's good, as expected of me and my side chick.

Feeling happy?

I would also be happy if the readers could do a tiny favor.

If Komuro Takashi ever did anything excellent, then don't forget to put the credit on him. But he doesn't really expect Takashi to ever do something great, so let's change the favor.

If any main character does something great, don't forget to put the credit on him.

Since he has free time, he decided to look at his rewards.

A total of 376 zombies were killed!

Ye Sato total drop: [Taiho Jutsu: Lv3], [Marksmanship: Lv3], [Welder: Lv3], [Integrated circuit: Lv2], [Right Punch: Lv4], [Power]+124, [Defense]+124, [Energy]+124, [Corpse Coin]+376.

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[Power]: 263

[Defense]: 259

[Energy]: 263

[Sensory]: 25

[Ability]: [Taiho Jutsu: Lv3], [Marksmanship: Lv3], [Welder: Lv3], [Integrated circuit: Lv2], [Right Punch: Lv4]...

[Corpse Coin]: 378

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Some of his stat is now twice as strong as that, what he called?

Captain Bromance?

It's the guy who lost his girl and lay his love on his best friend.

Never mind that.

Anyway, Sato is now one step closer to being omnipotent.

It's lonely being invincible.

Nope, he feels great.

It's amazing.

Just hope the system won't nerf him.

With the incredible feeling, he felt enlightenment, 'Thinking back on it, the way in which I changed was surprising. At that time, I didn't stay on the bus. In order to completely take down the main character, I quit abusing him and started making my evil plan. And none could have stopped my evil plan. I have changed… I have changed too much in just a day.'

The above lines are, of course, Ye Sato trying to sound poetic. In fact, the above is nothing more than his bullshit.