Hemorrhoids ? don't worry

Lin Fan :" Whoa , this sword technique is so cool. With this I can make that bitch suffer something worse than death "

Five Hundred Meters of area around Lin Fan was devastated and a gory scene of splattered blood. Blood was trickling down Lin Fan's face. This scene would make anyone feel chills down their spine.

Lin Fan : " As I guessed this light saber goes well with these moves"

.....

One hour ago.

For the sake of getting basic knowledge of cultivation till the Grandmaster Realm, he bought books from system at a discounted price of 2000 points using his haggling skills beautifully and saving 20 points.

In Diciple Realm , The body of the cultivator is quenched by the help of the Blood energy . Bones, blood vessels, flesh are strengthened. The change comes in the Master realm. In master realm all you have to do is temper your blood, refine it and change it overall quality. The blood is tempers Nine times and each tempering will increase one's grade. Next comes the Grandmaster Realm, In which the entire Body of yhe cultivator is washed with the blood and qi. The energy is allowed to leave the blood vessels and extend outward from the body. Using this phenomenon , the energy is used to wash the entire body of filth and dirt so that the body becomes pure of the mortal filth.

This knowledge was important for Lin Fan. Because Lin Fan never liked baseless boring books , he just bought a small guide book ' Crash Course for cultivation that even piggies can understand'.You ask why this, because Lin Fan's Crook instinct tingled when he read that name. He felt that it was real deal and immediately bought it

Lin Fan:" Now that I know a bit about Cultivation, lets now try out the ' Nine Tribulations Scripture ' "

Lin Fan sat in meditation posture and began to concentrate on moving faint Purple Qi that was originating from the blood in Lin Fan's blood vessels. Making it complete one single revolution was sufficient for Lin Fan's body to flush red and his breathing increased. Lin Fan's body began to exude increased vital fluctuations and black smoke sweat began to come out from his every pore. These were symptoms of blood refining but for Them to show just after running one circulation of ' Nine Tribulations Scripture ' shows us how overbearing this Cultivation technique is . Just one circulation and Lin Fan almost broke through a single grade of the Martial Master Realm.

But Lin Fan immediately suppressed the breakthrough of Grade because of his shaky foundation. As given in the guide ' Crash Course for the Cultivation that even piggies can understand ' that cultivation is the refining of body and elevating the form of existence. Without adapting to the body after evolution and not training it will lead to disharmony between the body and the consciousness which will make the foundation for next evolution shaky. Just like a rushed foundation during construction of a building will lead to it's destruction when more floors are added on top of it.

In Lin Fan's words ' Lady with Adult body is better than a Lady with Loli body, Because the beast will ravage both and only sturdy one will be left '.

Lin Fan:" Now that I have accumulated important knowledge , it's time for training ~~~"

And therefore the Legendary journey of a swordsman unrivaled in the world began. Later when he would have ascended to upper world , these sentences would be recorded to describe him

' He was the one who trained in the way of the Sword and reached the peak .....The Sword Demon '

Even the enemies said ' I don't fear Lin Fan but his sword , it's piercing power was unheard of and the speed of chop so fast ..... Down there I still feel cold whenever I remember that sword style. That was not a work of a sane human but a demon '

.........

Lin Fan began to test the sword moves he received from the sword point.

"

One ray of cold light piercing ten thousand Chrysanthemums.

What harm is there in castrating the entire world?

A sharp Tongue will not change.

One who gather Slut and Bitches, becomes the pimp.

"

Lin Fan first took a stance for the first move by slightly lowering his body's centre and holding sword in his hand. Main focus of these moves is to adjust the state of mind and make the emotions supplement the Purple Qi to creat a fearsome attack. For example the first move ' One ray of cold light pierces ten thousand chrysanthemums' . Imagine the target to be a big Chrysanthemum and while driving the Qi in a specific manner throughout the blood vessels.

Lin Fan opened his eyes and charged towards a boulder. Lin Fan disappeared from his position and pierced the tree. Immediately after that the tree was blown away along with the area in the front of the sword.

Lin Fan : " Fuck , this move is amazing ..... but it also consumed seventy perceny my entire Qi reserve. Looks like I need to use it carefully, it will become my signature move , Muhahahaha .... Looks like Zhang clan would not have to worry about getting hemorrhoids ever again "

But even then Lin just knew how to swing the sword haphazardly , He neither has any innate battle sense and neither any innate talent . He was just a normal person 7 days ago and now when he was thrown into a dog eat dog world he didn't knew what he has to do. The only silver lining was that he had system and undead body .

Despite having Nine Tribulations Sword moves Lin Fan was still currently unable to fight enemies yet because almost everyone in this continent was a cultivator. Common Knockoff cultivation techniques could be found dime a dozen at any commoner's home.

Lin Fan felt the need of having more methods and techniques for the sake of conserving stamina. He opened shop function and bought books of basic sword wielding for 100 points. The information along with experience transmits into Lin Fan's body and suddenly he feels that holding the Light saber becomes much more comfortable and right now he could feel that something has been added to his head but he can't tell what it is. It felt as that thing was naturally a part of his own brain.

Lin Fan was stunned and thought that if he could buy things such as cultivated knowledge so he could also buy something like innate talent . Looking in the shop he found out that many talents were for sale

Yin Yang eyes - 10,00,000 points

Allows you to see directly through the essence of universe . Can be used as X-RAY vision also. Hurry up and buy and fulfill your fantasy of seeing naked women eyery day even if you can't eat them.

Lin Fan : "...."

The Magical pole - 10,00,000 points

Inspired by The Monkey King's Magic pole. If ashamed of your pole size , buy this and then you can control your pole size. Satisfying your life partner is our job 👌.

Lin Fan: "....."

My pole size is already enough. I don't want it for fuck's sake.

Innate Battle sense ( Mortal ) - 10,000 points

The Battle sense cultivated by a cultivator at the peak stage of Grandmaster Realm . This is The innate talent which will evolve along with body and can be upgraded by experiencing combat. More combat the possessor faces during lifetime, more will this talent grow.

Lin Fan :" This talent seems much more practical and easy to use , let's buy it"