1 Prologue

It is a morning like any other ,as 27 year old man woke up from his bed like always went to the windows of his bedroom, opened the curtains and looked outside.

What greets his sight was the small port of Coopertown with the blue sea the seagulls and boat this was one of the best views of the city and perhaps one of the few luxuries of the small apartment left to the young man by his late parents.

Shaken off the sleep thanks to the fresh air coming from the sea the young man went to the bathroom to do the usual, take a piss, shower, brush teeth and shave and come back to his bedroom to dress up for another day at work.

He provides an essential service to industrialized societies by transporting finished goods and raw materials over land, basically he delivers good for the company Amazon.

Carl got out of his apartment and took a bus that stops near his work place then did what he did everyday he checked today orders and went to the parking lot where what greeted his sight was his dark blue truck ready for the delivery.

Carl checks the truck to be sure and then went inside to begin with the delivery not before using the seat belt, doing the cross sing and checking that the road was clear.

What happened different that the other times was that while he was about to stop at the crossroad to let a family with their 8 year old child pass, the brakes of his truck doesn't work anymore and no matter how he tried he wasn't able to make it stop, when he was about to hit the family he decided to step on the accelerator and turn all the way to the left.

Luckily he was able to evade the family, but not the guy that was trying to reach the family probably to push and save them.

But the tragedy does not end here because soon after Carl run over the poor guy in finds the front of a bigger truck speeding closer and closer until.....

CRASH!. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In an infinite white space there is a transparent ball that is of course the soul of our unlucky truck driver Carl.

Carl:"What in the fuck**g Hell! I can't believe that i just isekai'd someone and then I die!"

Yes our Carl isn't a regular deliver for the amazon's company, he is one of the agent of the popular new deity Truck-kun and pass his free time on anime, manga and novels he is a classic Otaku.

While our protagonist was cursing a figure show up behind the poor soul and scream in a deep voice "SURPRISE MOTHREF***R!!"

Evoching a"manly" scream from the soul Carl:"UWEAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Carl soul turn his sight and see the figure of Erik King staring at him with a mean face."What the... are you the mighty Truck-kun?...if so why am I dead?...and why taking this form?"

"No I am GOD. And I am here to fix the mess that young Truck-kun did, you see the boy for an error send two agents to do the same delivery, and your situation is the result. And I just use some form that you are familiar with because in essence I do not have a form. Do you prefer the classic form of Morgan Freeman or some other cliche?"

Carl thought 'And there it goes the "in your image" of the bible but let's be honest the human body is not a beautiful creation, instead I find it curious who'd put a waste disposal near the arcade' then spoke "... just for fun can you take the form I'm thinking about?"

And just as Carl talked God form started to change and it became a tall and buff man with blonde spiky hair and red eyes "You thought it was GOD.... But it was me DIO!"

Carl was stunned he never thought the GOD of all was a JoJo fan, God reading is thought answer"Well why do you think I made you with the capacity for imagination, an eternity of always the same thing is boring that's why humanity is my pastime".

'And here is explained the meaning of life ... what next great mystery will it reveal next'thought the now resigned Carl, then ask"So can you please tell me what's going to happen to me??"

"For compensation you are going to be reincarnated but with some Twist...just for a change...first I choose where, when and who, second you'll lose your memory of your previous life but will return to you at the age of three but only as knowledge and I'd put some godly protection on the young mind so that it doesn't break, and at last one wish nothing too complex or that will break the balance of the world you are going"said with a maniacal grin God in Dio shape.

"Hell Yeah I knew that working for Truck-kun was for the best, such welfare policy is awesome. Before the wish can I know where am I going , so that I can think of the best wish possible?" ask Carl trying and failing to make puppy eyes as he is in the form of a ball.

"Nope, where is the fun in that?, you are going in blind" replied God

'Shit...ok think Carl think perhaps something that starts as weak but then grow...got it let's go with my first subbed anime ...' "Is it ok to have an Asauchi from bleach that and that use the energy of the world where I'll be going instead of reiroku if I am not going to the world of bleach and of course that I can use even if I am not a shinigami?" ask Carl.

God thought about it and then said".... Granted.....ok it is time to go, good luck and..." stunned by the change of pace Carl"Wait..." God in Dio form use the famous pose and yell"THE WORLD"the ball/Carl remain fixed in place while God start punching while yelling"MUDA,MUDA,MUDA,MUDA" then stop himself and the time resume.

Carl in all his ball form find himself flung into the nothingness and lose consciousness.

God return in his formless figure and turn his sight to another being that was here the whole time"Thank you for fixing my mess, as you know my domain is only delivery I just send the soul to the various R.O.B. in the omniverse and then get paid in divinity, I can't grant my people gift like you all do"

God then tell"No problem Trukky, my children gave you life and power so you too are my child, now as your punishment for this mess is that you are going to the Transformers Universe and pull a Jesus on the Autobots and Decepticons..." shocked Truck-kun begs "Father please no! All those guys think about is playing with the All-Spark, please something else?"

And in all his fair justice God"Then you will watch Boku no Pico for a week...." And so Truck-kun did not even finish listening and started sprinting at the speed of the light towards the Transformers Universe screaming"Cybertron your Savior is coming!!!".