And....where am I
As Arthur slowly drifts in an endless black ocean....he starts to see and feel memories...from birth till death. he recalls growing up with Jane as the two runs through a lush green field.....looking at her sister grow up.....her long black hair and taste for red fashion reminds him of a female Npc in Skyrim....but cant remember the name.
then while drifting...he sees bright light in the distance illuminating this dark place...urging him to grab it....his hands weakly extends taking hold of this light and not letting go....then he soon awakes.
Arthur:**GASP**
Arthur awakes despearately gasping for air....
Arthur:"uhhhhhh.....shit.....why do I feel like I got stabbed by a dude trying to rape my sister...."
he says with a blurry eyesight...which soon adjusted to his sorroundings, upon regaining his sense of sight he sees numerous trees, and a running river. he restores his memories recalling his death.
Arthur:"huh....Im pretty sure our kitchen didnt have trees."
he says scratching his head, his eyes widen and immediatelt examines his wounds...only to see that they are all completely gone...with the only mark being a tear in his tank top shirt.
Arthur:"Oh No....Oh No...Please dont let it be"
he says in disbelief
Arthur:"I FUCKING SWEAR IF I JUST GOT TRANSPORTED INTO ANOTHER WORLD LIKE ALL THOSE CRAZY UBSURD FANFICS OR ANIMES I WILL FUCKING STAB MYSELF!!! AFTER I KILLED WHAT SHIT PUT ME IN HERE!!!"
He yells to the skies after coming to the realization.
Arthur:"AND I FUCKING BETTER NOT HAVE PLOT ARMOR YOU HEAR ME!!!"
he continously yells at nothing...*Snap*a sound of a twig breaks enters his ears, as he quickly looks behind him...seeing an Imperial soldier.
Arthur:"...sup"
imperial soldier:"Halt! filthy Storm Cloack, you losed!"
the soldier exclaims
Arthur:"Say...thats a nice piece of Cosplay costume you got there...did you bought it at Walmart"
he chuckles...which made the soldier angry and confused
Imperial Soldier:"SURRENDER NOW!!"
the soldier says with a sword drawn....Arthur immediately notices the sword and its design...seeing it Familiar with Skyrim 's imperial weaponry
Arthur:"OH!...I get it now"
he says finaly understanding what world he is in
Arthur:"You know your Boss...is a dumb fucking asshole, who is probably a virgin...I dont realy give shit....but he is a shit cause he trusts the Aldmeri Dominion who are basicaly King Joffrey from Game Of Thrones...and deserves to have a spear digged deep on his Butt..."
he insulted throwing in GOT Refference. The soldier blinks twice not understanding on who this Joffrey is...but is pissed seeing this man insult his General
Imperial Soldier:"YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
He charges throwing in two strong slashes randomly. Arthur ducks the first slash and dodges the second, before throwing a punch at the Soldier's dick. the soldier kneels to the ground as the pain climbs his spine all the way to the back of his skull.
Arthur:"OOF....sorry...cheap tactic...but effective. I gues the Battle skirt is completely useless"
he says before punching the Soldier in the face knocking him out. Arthur shakes his hands in pain
Arthur:"Ow Ow Ow...the dude had weak legs...but have a REALY thick skull"
he says...before hearing countless footsteps approaching...and soon he is sorrounded by 10 Imperial soldiers.
Arthur:"Ok...I swear I found him like that"
he points to the soldier he knocked out.
Soldier1:"YOUR UNDERARREST FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM!!!"
Arthur:"...shit"
raises his hands in surrender