Start of my embarassing days

After passing out after crying I slept for most of the day, next time I woke up after my stomach signalling that I am hungry. And I did every reasonable newborn does crying to show that they are hungry, and it very humiliating, I am a century-old man for god sake.

"whaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!"

10 minute earlier

Two people are sitting in the courtyard in front of a pond with koi fishes swimming around.

The woman has a baby in her arms and the man was drinking tea while chatting.

"Hina you have not let him down since you regained some energy, were you not cursing me during labour that I was the cause of your misery?" asked the man named Kaito Hideyoshi with a frown on his face as his wife had not let him hold their son even once.

Hina Hideyoshi gave her husband an annoyed look and said: "I am her mother, he is my son so when he will wake up he must first see my face, then I will let you hold him."

"He is fine you don't need to be worried anymore he is fine you know, he is strong, he will grow healthy you know, and why can't I hold him," the husband asked.

"Let you hold him, so your strict face can scare him, no thank you, he first has to see his beautiful mother the everyone else," Hina answered. At the stubbornness of his wife, he can only shake his head in resignation.

The baby chose this time to cry his lungs out finally signalling the world he was here. the cry bought a smile to the father's stoic face, while the mother also ecstatic quickly comforted the child.

"shh, shhhh it's okay I am here no need to be afraid" That did little to quiet the crying baby if anything it made it cry louder.

"Hahaha now that's a good pair of lungs he got on him, told you he is fine" Kaito's smiling face looking down on him, "told you everything will be fine just need a second to prepare himself"

Hina just gave her husband light humph before the swaying the crying baby and giving him calming words of reassurance.

Kaito took his time attending to other matters he left behind due to the start of his wife's labour, he kissed the wife and then on the forehead of his and headed out.

30 minutes passed after Kaito left to attend the matters left behind by him, her son was now quite after breastfeeding, and now all quiet and softly breathing in her arms. Dr Eijji took his time to walk back to the room after the strenuous delivery of the baby to check on his patient. He smiled at the scene of how protective Hina was of her son when she was nodding off.

"Hello Hina, how are you feeling, any discomfort?"

"Tired, fulfilled, happy...I am feeling a lot of things right now doctor right now."

"Fair enough, any way you and your child are clean. I see no reason for you to worry besides the blood loss" Eijji gave his diagnoses and gave her okay "Just don't do any hard labour for a month, do take a stroll from time to time its good for health for both you and baby and try to eat fish, green veggies, and meat, and you have to eat more for the share of the baby because he will be getting hungry more often sometimes even irregular times, try to keep it from happening if any problem happens, do contact me. Okay"

Hina nodded to everything Dr Eijji suggested, he was their family doctor after all and supposedly worked at the palace during his younger days, so everyone respects him who comes for treatment to him.

"Name" Hina looked at the elderly doctor with a puzzled face.

"What's his name?" The doctor smiled at the confused mother.

"Oh......" Hina quickly gained a look of realization before saying "Kazuo, Kazuo Hideyoshi "

"It's a nice name"

"I know, after all, I kept it"

Hina turned to her baby boy, now awake blankly staring into space as if in deep thoughts and Hina could not help but ask once more.

"Doctor are you sure there's nothing wrong with my son?"

Eiji stopped to look at the baby once more looking at the unnaturally calm face of the baby how quite the baby was without actually sleeping, It was nothing like other children he had delivered before as if there is intelligence hidden behind those eyes, yet when he saw the worried look on the mother's face all that came out was" your son is fine you should breastfeed him soon he will get regularly hungry from now on"

Seeing him live she laid down with her son beside her slowly let the sleep take over her with the last thought going through her mind being " I wonder what he is thinking so much about". Her mind thinking of ideas of what that could be from regular hazy newborn thoughts to incredibly ridiculous ones.

'what the hell is going on! after regaining consciousness first someone has to spank him then beautiful women breastfeed him and a scary face man smiles at him, I may be going crazy now is this reincarnation then it is a shitty one he did not meet the god who will give him cheat no powerups, this is a violation isekied policy set by writers I tell you? this is nothing like those storey he read in his past life, he does not know where he is how he got here and he is in the body of a baby, with nothing to make sense off. This is very ridiculous I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!' and he can't even control his body.

His situation in one word would be he is: FUCK