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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway. Okay, one of those three didn't sound right... I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way. Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday. A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it. I must be a pretty weird guy, then. Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires? Better not jinx it. Discord Link Here - https://discord.gg/yhDAk9bjdU

Brendanjoke · Fantasy
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978 Chs

Icebreakers

WHY?!

The more sensible side of me screamed in anguish.

HAVE YOU FINALLY LOST IT? WHY WOULD YOU SO DELIBERATELY BRING THE EPITOME OF INFURIATING UNTO OUR DOORSTEP?

YOU'VE CURSED US. CURSED US!

Who knew the sensible side of me could be so sensitive?

So why'd I do it? Why did I say yes, when every part of me screamed no? Did the allure of wealth finally corrupt my soul so pure?

No. Money's got nothing to do with. Ok, maybe its got a little to do with it - but it's hardly the reason why I ultimately decided to let this narcissistic narcissist into the building.

I don't got a good sensisble reason though to explain my decision, it's a really petty decision, you'll find I'll be the first to admit.

Simply put, I'm dying from nothing. This recovery period has gotten me earnestly yearning for even the smallest inkling of stimulation.