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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Eastern
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More Rewards!!

*Wiener!*

Sigh, of course…

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Mission completed!

Mission Rewards:

Daily quests >

Shoppee >

30 Pee points >

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With the details in front of me, I decided that I should check the description of my system's new features. I'm making my way home right now, and there's nothing else to do. So, why not?

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Mission completed!

Mission Rewards:

Daily quests >

[Host no longer needs to go to the mountain of Fortune and Opportunity to select a quest. Opportunistic quests are automatically available inside the "Daily quests" tab, and are no longer quests, but missions that the system selects in order to reward the host the number of Pee points that is exactly as the number of PP crystals a quest gives]

Shoppee >

[Host has the option to buy the gained taxes from the system. *Disclaimer* System does not rob an item that is insignificant to a world, but is simply taking the taxes that it deserves]

[Item that host wishes to buy is always available and stays true to its price]

[Currency: Pee points]

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'Oh my~ Those are quite some good features… Pshh! Taxes, yeah right!' Was what I thought while I read every word within the descriptions of the system's new features.

With a quick thought, I told the Shoppee to display itself, as I was excited about the items that the shop had in store already. I'd still check the daily quests of course, obviously to see how it really works… Everything was a mess when I opened the shop, but luckily, there was a search bar on the top right of the display. Oh! Is that a mic icon?! Nice, I mean like…how else would I search for something? An invisible keyboard?

'Show items under the price of a thousand Pee points.' I spoke inside of my head, which luckily, the system could hear as well. It makes me wonder honestly… Can the thing behind this system, or perhaps even this system, read my mind? Well, not that I can do anything about it right now… It's helping me, and I haven't heard any terms that I have to accept for its help yet. Hey, maybe the system is just glad that I bought it, kekeke…

Anyway, back to where I was. Yeah… Obviously, I wanted to see everything close to a thousand points. I mean like… Why would I waste my points on something that might be useless because it's cheap? A starter item basically. Why should I waste my points on that, when clearly, I'm already in a better starting point than the other recruit disciples. I'm not in danger at the moment, and buying something that would be useless within a short time… It is basically a waste. That's right! I know how to spend my earnings, Cough Cough.

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[Ultra virgin oil(Epic)] > 69Pp

[Diagra pills S (Common)] > 3Pp

[Weet XS (Rare)] > 21Pp

[Yin Yang M-plus pills (Common)] > 10Pp

[Sun glasses S (common)] > 1Pp

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Damn… This system is kind of like the internet. It knows exactly what I want. What about the items above a hundred Pee points though… Where are they? I guess the system figures that I don't need them… Let's see. Maybe it's on the next page. If that sign is the indicator towards the next page, of course. Oh! It is…

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[Raising the flags (Cultivation manual) (rare)] > 250Pp

[PP shaped sword (Epic)] > 999Pp

[Dying heart (Rare)] > 768Pp

[Seven deadly balls (common) (Broken)] > 987Pp

[Helicopter (Common)] 541 Pp

1<<2>>3

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Now that! That is expensive! I guess I can either get that cultivation manual or one above a thousand. The others don't seem that important yet. Those deadly balls though… Why is it broken? Is it because there are seven of them? Hmm… Well, let's not ponder about that, because right now, I need to check on the few unfamiliar items on the first page. Since most of them are useful, the unfamiliar names might be too. To get the amount of Pee points though… Looks like I'll have to do a few quests first before I pay a visit to Shaolai.

Anyway… 'Can you show me the description of the items please.'

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[Ultra virgin oil(Epic)] > 69Pp

{Good as a lubricant! Stays slippery, and can easily be washed off with water!}

[Diagra pills S (Common)] > 3Pp

{1 Pill Increases endurance by 1 hour!}

[Weet XS (Rare)] > 21Pp

{Once ignited, a fragrant smoke will be released, which increases the sense of pleasure}

[Yin Yang M-plus pills (Common)] > 40Pp

{Pills to boost cultivation when dual cultivating. Both partners need to consume one pill before dual cultivating. Effects duration, 1 hour. (Dual cultivation is when the PP energies of two people mixes together to create a strong energy that can be easily absorbed by breathing its scent alone}

[Sun glasses S (common)] > 1Pp

{Glasses that can automatically select the right brightness for the user's eyes}

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"Holy moly! Those are some amazing items!"

Oh no… Why did I just yell? Damn, I hope nobody heard me…