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My Plot-Hole System

Long Tian is your everyday average person who just wants to lead a normal & peaceful life. But things just don't tend to go our way in life, suddenly receiving a System that seems to be a shameless combination of all the systems from the various overrated System Novels that he hates, his peaceful life is now a pipe dream. Let us follow Long Tian in this refreshing journey and see what fate has in store for him. If you'd like to support me, feel free. https://ko-fi.com/narcissistimmortal STRICTLY URBAN, NO FANTASY ELEMENTS. The Chapter Lengths will be adjusted eventually. *Picture in the cover does not belong to me.*

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The Storm.

Ye Chen is a music enthusiast, he thinks of himself as a classical music lover. Even though he was a product of the era of technology, a Gen Z, according to him, music has lost meaning in this day and age. With lyrics being random and meaningless, music being the same but a little revised. He thinks that today's music audience is limited to pubescent teenage girls who drool over pretty boys.

"Huh? Critic Lao made a new review, let's check it." He was prepared to note down how Critic Lao was going to point out the mistakes as future references. But he was surprised to see the review.

"Just three words? An Absolute Masterpiece?"

Ye Chen was ready to listen to the song. He opened iTunes and started to play the song, his face froze. Just like Critic Lao, he started to listen the song on repeat. After two hours of listening, he let out a sigh.

"Sigh.. life is short and love is fickle, I must reconcile with my girlfriend!"

But before he attended to his personal matters, he shared to link to the song on their group, this was a group formed by various internet critics.

Group Member 1: Oh, Ye Chen, 'Moving On', is it good.

Group Member 2: Above person knows nothing, Critic Lao just praised it!

Group Member 3: What? Old Lao did? I must listen then.

Group Member 4: Guys, my wife and I have decided to rethink about our divorce.

Group Member 5: Wow.. above person, congrats! Hope you work it out.

In this manner, the song started to make rounds in music circles.

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Grand Central was the most watched television channel in Country Z. Just like all the other channels, they too have a live news broadcast. The male and female host were talking about a light hearted topic, suddenly;

"The plum blossoms bloom just to wither away" This music started to play.

Everybody on the scene was surprised. The Cameraman, Producer, Lighting, Touch Up crew all were surprised. Where is this music coming from?

"Oh! sorry! I forgot to put my phone on silent! my bad!" The female host hurried and put her phone on silent.

"Wait, what was that song. What's the name of your ringtone?" The male host asked.

"Its Fu Shiyi's new single 'Moving On' I heard this song for an hour this morning." said the female host.

The live news suddenly took a turn and the two hosts were now reviewing the song.

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While the storm had already started in the music industry and all over the country. Long Tian was in his home, inside the bathroom.

[Ding! Butt Washing has reached Professional Level.]

Long Tian: "Dammit, shitstem"

Well, I owe you guys an explanation. There reason I was not able to allocate time for the novel was because....... College T_T, those are tears of blood.

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