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My Pick Up Artist System

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

SamsaraWithWords · Urban
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Unlocking achievements

Ben wasn't feeling great, but Antonio and Beluga encouraged him. They said that in the beginning, it was normal to be rejected, even necessary.

Ben thought about it. 'Whatever. It's only a palm print. It'll come off. Even the shame will wash off with time…' He wasn't ready to quit.

Beluga pointed out another woman and Ben decided he would try again. He approached her.

"Excuse me, miss…"

"Oh, hello. Yes?"

Ben considered how to improve. 'Beluga said I need to show more sincerity…right, sincerity.' He knew what to do.

"I want to marry your tits."

***

Ben walked back to Beluga and Antonio, this time with coffee all over his face.

Ben thought about the outcome. 'Beluga said improvement comes as you collect many approaches, adjusting your method by learning from better results. But was that a better or worse result?'

He pondered. 'Is it better to get slapped or get coffee in the face?'

...

Ben weighed both sides of the argument. 'On one hand, the last woman was willing to waste the coffee she spent money on to express her hatred. On the other hand, there's a tiny chance she thought I looked thirsty...'

Ben felt it was important to look for small positives in bleak situations. Little by little, he was developing an optimistic outlook. So what if a psychologist would label it delusional? What do they know? They don't approach women. Their clients come to them.

He approached more women using the previous lines or modifying them to try something different. Each time he'd return to Beluga with a new "gift."

After the last one, onion rings in his hair, Ben became frustrated. "Damn! What use is this? There's no way I can get any good result from saying these things!"

Beluga snorted. "Is that right? Check this. I'll use the same line I gave you and get a good result. Watch and learn." Beluga approached a woman and said the line.

She frowned. Several seconds later, she got up and left. Beluga watched her walk away as he nodded to himself. Then he turned around and swaggered back to Ben and Antonio with a triumphant smile. "Did you see that?"

Ben responded, "Yea…she just walked away."

Beluga's eyes glimmered, satisfied with Ben's answer. "Good. You understand..."

'What the f*ck do I understand?!?' Ben was confused.

Beluga saw Ben still hadn't grasped it so he clarified. "That was a good result."

...

Beluga continued. "Unlike you, she didn't hit me. She JUST walked away. That's charm," Beluga said with a raised chin.

'I think it's because you look like an insane person though…' Ben had different ideas. He sighed. 'Whatever. I have nothing to lose. Let's keep at it.' Ben continued to approach women. After the 10th one, something happened.

[User has unlocked Achievement system]

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Newbie Opener(common) - Open 10 women]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 100]

[Challenge system unlocked - User will receive a new challenge every week. If a challenge is completed, the challenge for the following week will unlock early]

[Weekly Challenge: It's a numbers game - Open 100 women]

[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

[Completion status: 10/100]

Ben started panting. "Yes!" He screamed in the middle of the mall.

Beluga and Antonio glanced at him, wondering if he was having a breakdown.

'This is it! I've found my way out!' The system appeared again at last. Ben saw hope. He laughed off his outburst, reassuring Antonio and Beluga that he was only hit by a wave of motivation. Eager for more points, he wanted to approach more women. An even thirstier Ben was unleashed on the mall.

With madness and excitement in his eyes, he fired openers at women like a machine gun. His speaking tone became faster and more energetic. He figured being more high energy might improve his outcomes.

The women had a different perspective. A tweaker methhead was coming at them!

***

After a while, Ben heard a sound he had prayed for in his dreams.

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Shameless Assault Victim(uncommon) - Get assaulted by 3 women in one day]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]

Hot coffee dripped down Ben's face as he laughed like a crazy person. 'You can even receive points for that! Amazing!'

This was the path to becoming a masochist!

'150 more points and I can buy another Low Level Mystery Box!' Ben was becoming addicted to this "Game." Another helpless victim of micro-transactions.

All of a sudden, Ben heard another system sound and became even more ecstatic!

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Fugitive of Love (fine) - Get reported by 3 unknown women in one day for harassment]

The smile on Ben's face froze. '…This is bad.'

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

'Nevermind! Way to go Ben! History is told by the winners!'

To Ben, Points were king. Points were god.

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*Author's Note: The system didn't recognize Penelope's interaction because he used a system item.