158 The art of double-speak

Sitting in the interview room, Bob furrowed his brows at Ben's "survivalist achievements," and his "modesty."

However, Jacob was Bob's senior so he didn't dwell on it. "Okay… Benjamin, then perhaps you could clarify these other achievements:

Dropping off the kids,

Carpooling the kids…"

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Jacob answered for him. "Dropping off and carpooling children… Great! That shows he was trusted in the community!"

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'Those were both jizz related...' Ben scratched his face. 'I guess I was trusted in the cum-unity...'

Bob continued. "Then, how about:

Green-Hat Delivery Service,

Gullet…Inspector?"

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Jacob was blinking over and over as he stared at the paper…

Then, he spoke. "Bob, isn't it clear? This young man is an entrepreneur! He was too modest to put his own projects as work experience!"

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