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My Pick Up Artist System

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

SamsaraWithWords · Urban
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Points-digger

'Don't get friend-zoned. Don't get friend-zoned. Don't get friend-zoned.' Ben repeated the mantra in his head as he listened to Annabelle speak.

It was time to build comfort, but Beluga told him the attraction needed to be high enough. Her current attraction level was interested. He hoped that was sufficient. The reason he spent so long chatting before was to build the attraction. Of course, he also guessed he could continue building attraction along with comfort, but this was his first time doing it so he wasn't sure.

"What do you do for fun besides draw?" Whenever Annabelle stopped talking, Ben asked her something else to get to know her.

"Where do you study?"

"Are you from New York?"

"What places do you like in the city?"

Their conversation continued like this for a while. Whenever she answered him, he followed up with more questions on some detail in her answer. Then he'd drink his coffee while she talked.

While Ben gazed deep into her eyes, Annabelle thought, 'Feels like I can tell him anything. He's such a good listener!'

As she told him about her passion for travel, Ben nodded and wondered, 'Is the new season of Lucifer out yet?'

It wasn't his fault! Building comfort took too long! It was impossible for anyone to maintain concentration listening that long without drifting off. While he could raise attraction within a few minutes or even seconds, her comfort level only increased after 45 minutes!

That was almost a full episode of Breaking Bad!

[Target's current comfort level: acquaintance]

'It took longer to become her acquaintance than for Walter White to become a meth cook!'

It felt like an endurance trial, but at least Ben had something to show for it.

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Desperate Orbiter(common) - Make yourself an acquaintance to one woman]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 100]

He didn't have time to celebrate the points because he discovered a problem—he was getting tired! He must've been crashing from too much coffee. Reminding himself to order tea in the future, Ben had to end it here, or he'd yawn during the story of her volunteer work.

The next move wasn't difficult and he got her number. "Give me your number. I'd like to take you out sometime." This kind of confident, assertive line wasn't something Ben could've said without stuttering a week ago. His higher communication and charisma, as well as his greater experience helped him say it in a seamless manner.

The reason Ben said it like this was Beluga mentioned it was better to make his intentions known. This way, he would spend less time beating around the bush. Most women also preferred men that didn't hide their desires and were direct. Though that only went for attractive men.

Have the same come from someone ugly and a woman won't call him confident. She'll call him a stalker!

Of course, Beluga also mentioned that even without being direct, there existed many ways to maneuver one's way into a woman's bed through the "power of friendship." As a scholar, Ben was also interested in these…

For research purposes of course…just to preserve knowledge…really…

Although he didn't show it, it surprised Ben when Annabelle gave him her number without a second thought. It was much easier this time than all the numbers he got before. He assumed it was due to the higher comfort. That made logical sense; Someone wouldn't give a second thought to giving a number to someone close to them, but with a stranger, they'd at least hesitate.

Out of nowhere, a system alert for stats interrupted Ben's thoughts. His face became serious as he got up, said a quick goodbye to Annabelle, and walked out. Talking to her was great. He'd love to get to know her more, but would she give him stat points? No! Ben was a points-digger and he wasn't ashamed of it!

On his way out, he took a last glance at Annabelle. 'Love isn't enough in this day and age…Daddy likes the fancy things in life.'

The system was Ben's sugar mommy. Annabelle would need to step up her points game if she wanted some of that booty…

'Love was invented by people poor in points…' With a cold face, Ben walked out the door, hardening his soul to survive in this cruel material world.

Ben looked at his changed stat.

[Seduction skills: 2 - Drunk fatties are not completely immune to your abilities]

'…I know baby steps are necessary, but is this supposed to be positive reinforcement?!?' If Ben wasn't certain the stat was a 1 before, he wouldn't be sure if it improved considering this description... 'Forget it. Haters gonna hate.'

A stat point was still a stat point. His hard work paid off! Ben waited for Beluga and Antonio to finish their interactions before saying goodbye to them. He felt dead tired and needed to go home to take a nap.

There was another reason Ben desired to go back. When he checked his stats, something besides the seduction skills boost caught his attention—850 points! It was enough for another Mystery Box!

'No fruits. No fruits. No fruits.' A new mantra for a new occasion.