259 Family feud, happily spewed

Sitting on his bed, Ben read over his new monthly challenge, a quest he found very sexciting...

[Monthly Challenge: Keep It in the Family - Seduce a woman who is at least a 7 in looks, and a legal or blood relative of a woman you've slept with]

Reading this, Ben nodded. "You've gotta keep your family close…" After though, he looked around in confusion. "But, shouldn't you also keep your enemies close?"

Then, he scratched his head. "Your sex friends should be close too..."

After a few seconds of staring into space, he gave up. "Damn it. I guess I need to keep every woman close…"

He'd made all the "close" sayings redundant…

So, he moved on as he read the rest of the challenge.

[Remaining time: 30/30 days]

[Completion status: 0/1]

[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

[Punishment: Plus or minus one testicle…depending]

…

Ben gawked. "Depending? Depending on what?!?"