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My Pick Up Artist System

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

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Epic skill - Divine Line Generator

Ben decided right then and there that he'd stick with traditional publishing. "Please God, if someone publishes my autobiography one day, don't let it be Amazon…" Then, he turned pale. "Or even worse, the 9th circle of hell, a web publisher…"

Cursed or not, when Ben saw it was an epic item, his body relaxed. What's more is it was an epic skill book. Squirtle Hydro Pump was only fine quality, and with that alone, he's been threatening to dominate the entire Pokemon league…

'It seems the flash only happens when the highest possible quality comes out, legendary in this case.' When the mystery box didn't flash before, Ben's heart stopped! His blood only kept pumping through the desperate struggle of his backup testihearts…

With his troll-level vitality, Ben's body could no longer be considered human. If an enemy wanted to kill him, they'd have to eliminate both brains or all three hearts...

He believed that given enough time, he'd reach the stage where he could regenerate from one drop of blood—the stage of c*ck cell rebirth...

Where each of his cells would be equivalent to a microscopic c*ck...

Ben's survivability would skyrocket! Whether stuck floating in space or the cold vacuum of a NTR relationship, if an enemy wanted to kill him, they couldn't leave a single drop of blood! They'd have to commit c*ckslaughter!

Ben stared at the book's description in consideration. "A very slow demon…" The curse didn't seem like a trifling matter, but whether the slow demon was a white demon class imp or Lucifer with a hangover, Ben knew he needed to risk it. From the name of the skill, he already guessed that it would be something of great help to him now.

[Divine Line Generator(Skill, Epic) - Generates a Divine Pick Up Line once per day]

It was as Ben expected. The Divine Pick Up Line was an item he received when he first obtained the system. This was the description of the original item:

[Divine Pick Up Line(Consumable, Fine) x1 - Use on any woman to quickly raise her attraction to you by a significant amount]

This time, the system clarified a few more details for Ben since he'd unlocked the attraction favorability sub-system. The divine line the ability would generate wouldn't be the same as the one he used a month ago. Its effect would be more specific; the generated divine line would raise any woman's attraction level to curious. That might not seem like much since it was only one level above indifferent. Yet, Ben understood the key point—it applied to any woman!

That meant he could approach someone with the worst attraction level of mortal enemy, and still raise it to curious! It meant he could approach any woman out of his league! It meant he could approach celebrities!

Even if was limited to one use per day, Ben's eyes flared at the possibilities. He knew the hardest part of an approach was the opening line. Often, even if it went well, it didn't elevate attraction to curious right away, and only kept him in the conversation. With the guarantee of the divine line, everything would change. Curiosity was a girl's fatal weakness. You might even say, curiosity was the first step to love!

However, as Ben threatened to become happy, the system piped his dreams with extra clauses.

First, unlike the first time Ben used the line when it was like a spirit took over his body, Ben would have to deliver the line himself. There wouldn't be an autoc*ck function…

"Why do I feel like a used Toyota?"

Second, when he used the ability, it would give Ben three options of lines: one divine and two trash. It would tell him which was best only after he delivered it. Ben shrugged. 'It shouldn't be that hard to tell the difference.'

Last but a beast, the biggest catch of all, if he learned the skill, it might summon the demon, but Ben was willing to accept the risk. Having made his decision, he picked up the tiny skill book.

[Would you like to learn Divine Line Generator(Skill Book, Cursed, Epic)?]

[Warning, choosing yes may attract a very slow demon]

Ben eyes became firm, and he clenched his asshole… "Learn!"

As the book turned into a ball of energy light, Ben's hands covered his backside, making sure there was a general stationed at every gate…

Soon, the ball circled around him a few times. A while later, as if disappointed, it floated a few seconds. Ben got the impression it was complaining about him, something along the lines of "tease…"

Then, the ball shot into the middle of Ben's eyebrows, entering his consciousness.

Instead of thinking about the skill, Ben worried about the demon. He braced himself as he scanned the room, but there was nothing unusual in sight. "Well, it did say may summon…" Yet, when he asked the system for confirmation of whether there was a demon or not, she didn't answer. "Women are always playing games…"

Since he couldn't know for sure, he'd have to put it off and hope for the best. Instead, Ben focused on present matters. He closed his eyes to understand the new information in his mind, but there wasn't much. The only difference was he was now aware he possessed an active ability that was usable once a day with a mental command. 'It's like a hotkey…'

Ben's configs were all set up…and not that noob qwerty bullsh*t…

The new ability gave Ben a boost of confidence. He hoped it would be the difference between life or death within the next few days. 'I'll test this skill today.'

He'd have an excellent opportunity to do so because today he'd be meeting his old pals Antonio and Beluga. They'd go out to do daygame!