44 Chapter 44: {The Beach Episode pt. 1}

Jugyeong is absolutely ecstatic today. We are going to the beach.

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Pain.

I hate the beach with a burning passion.

Not because I feel uncomfortable there, but

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I just hate the ocean.

The ocean is the antigen of me. It burns, it's not fun to play in, also because the beach we're going to is kinda dirty.

I do like playing in the sand, and I don't HATE volleyball.

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The problem is that it's just me and her, so we're not gonna be playing volleyball, or doing anything remotely interesting.

I don't wanna spoil her fun, but she's REALLY been wanting to go for a while, and I've REALLY never wanted to go. ESPECIALLY since a bunch of guys are gonna be staring at her, which is gonna piss me off, most guys she can beat up just fine, but if a buff h*rndog comes up to her, I'm gonna have to be there. I hate asserting my dominance, but what the hell can I do besides do that in that situation?

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Despite being Italian, my skin is pale, so I can't tan like Jugyeong.

At most, walk the boardwalk and build a sandcastle is what I could do WILLINGLY, besides be the slightly overprotective boyfriend that I am. Everything else she's gonna have to drag me to do practically.

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Knowing Jugyeong, she's gonna want me to play in the water with her.

I'm gonna be annoyed and salty, just like the sea.

{Stop being a complaining little wombat.}

"Okay..."

{You're girlfriend just wants to go to the beach, be a good boyfriend and don't be cringe.}

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Jugyeong picks me up like always.

"When will you let me get a car w i t h m y o w n m o n e y?" I ask her.

"Never. I'm your Oober driver and don't you forget it."

"You're the only person I know that likes driving to that degree."

"It's liberating. Can't wait to go to the beach right now. How about you?"

"I'm looking forward to walking the boardwalk with you and messing with sand."

"I can't wait to tan more, and beat you in beach volleyball, and going in the water."

Oh, so we are gonna play beach RNGball.

<RNGball is what I call volleyball since unskilled players that don't play volleyball normally hit it in a way that is pure RNG.

-salty author that can't play volleyball.>

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We make it to the dreaded beach.

"What do you wanna do first?" I ask her.

"I feel like getting in the water first so it could dry after going to the shower looking thing to rinse off the salt and sand and stuff."

"Ok, let's get it over with."

The sand feels weird on my feet. Even though my body is significantly slimmer than it was, I still feel insecure about walking around with my shirt off.

"Oh come on, you're really that insecure about it? You're not even big anymore, you're relatively well-built, show off! Show em what 5 months of pumping iron and doing HIIT can do." Jugyeong says. She heard.

"Okay..."

I take the shirt off and leave it underneath the towel we left there. We didn't bring anything but a towel, an umbrella, and a volleyball, oh, and an ice chest filled with only water and the volleyball that is fingerprint locked. Good ol' modern technology.

"Let's go!"

She grabs my hand and with those strong legs of hers she's able to pull my body into the sea.

SHWISH! SPLASH!

Jugyeong pushes the water at me.

"Let's go swim out there." she demands.

We swim around, since I'm behind her to the side a bit, I get an AMAZING view.

"Catch up! You can stare at my half-naked body later!"

"Pfffft. Kay."

While we're out there, I really need to pee.

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Yes I'm THAT guy that pees in the sea.

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We swim for a bit longer, I get bored and she does too.

"Swimming is a workout! Wooh!" Jugyeong says.

"Lets just relax for a bit before we play volleyball." I say.

"Yeah, I'm getting my tan on!"

"I wish I could tan."

"Well you can stare at me getting tanned. Come on, I need some lotion, will you put it on for me?"

Now if this was an anime, I'd be the overexcited protagonist who gets off <in the head> when the female lead tells you to untie the bikini for her so you can apply it to her back.

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This isn't the first time I've done this for her and I'm not one of those overexcited protagonists who gets off like that, now if per say, this were in the future, in pri-

{TMI, this isn't ecchi, it's supposed to be a slight tad more vulgar than PG.}

What the hell is DPHM talking about?

{Sorry about that, but yeah, stay PG you dimwit.}

Whatever.

I apply the lotion on her back and legs, did them too to get the load off her, then retreat under the umbrella.

"I'm having fun! How about you?" she asks.

"I hate swimming in the ocean, but it wasn't bad going in with you." I reply.

We chat for a while and no one really thought about it, no guys were hitting on her which I was GRATEFUL for.

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Then she turned over to her front.

Weee wooo! "Look at that mighty fine woman." a few guys said.

Then a large, burly, extremely handsome foreign man (like no homo, man was fine) comes up to us and says in English,

"This your brother? Why don't you ditch him for me ah? We could grab a bite and have a nice-"

"No." Jugyeong and I say synchronized.

"I'm her boyfriend bucko." I say.

"Let the lady talk." he says.

"I'm taken and underage dude, can't you see that I'm with my man right now? Get the hell out of my sight before I destroy your "precious jewels"'" she replies in English.

"I like to see you try-"

Krqqqt!

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That even hurt me.

"Oh ****!"<censored for children to read>

Yeah sorry not sorry dude, Jugyeong was on the Taekwondo team and hits really hard.

{Man got what he deserved}

"I'm happy I'm not handsome enough to get hit on." I say.

"Believe me, in a few months when you get buffer, we're gonna have to handcuff ourselves to each other." Jugyeong replies.

"I kinda like that idea, we're gonna have the same classes, we'd just have to uncuff ourselves after school."

"That was a joke, but that actually does sound fun, at least for a day."

"Yeah."

"Now that I think about it, after January when we're both truly 18, we can keep the cuffs on for days."

"At that point let's get hitched."

"That's what I meant,... and what comes with it!"

We both get beet red, even though she's tanning, she's so red that it still goes through it.

Now most people probably wouldn't discuss this until the guy pops the question, but Jugyeong hates surprises and doesn't even want me to go down on one knee in front everyone, she just wants me to show her A ring, as long as it's pure metal, she could care less what it is as long as it's not like lead or something, she literally plans on us getting hitched. For most that may seem like the one of the reddest flags on Earth, but I don't really care, I love her, and by the time we can legally get hitched we'd already be dating for more than a year. Also wanna know something I find cool? They switched the birthstones back a month a couple years ago that makes mine amethyst, my favorite color. Enough about that.

{You talk to me in your head like I actually care. It's so cringy}

Eesh...

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"Would I be cute with glasses?" Jugyeong asks.

"That's a random question."

"They're in right now in fashion, and I've always wondered."

"You'd look good in anything, who's the insecure one now?"

"Shut up! Hahaha. But seriously?"

"Babe, you'd be hot with my ugly sweatpants on! XD. Of course you'd look good with glasses on."

She gets even redder.

"I can keep complimenting you, but that would be boring would it? Let me out on some sunscreen and-"

"Let me rub in on your back."

"If you want."

She practically massages me.

I make "Oh" noises a few times.

"If you wanted me to massage you, I could have when I applied the sun tan lotion on you."

"I want one after we get back~"

"My heart can't take some of the things you say in the ways you say it without going into overdrive."

She comes up to my ear,

"There's more where that came from today, we still have 4 hours left."

Oh sheesh.