3 I used to be an adventurer like you.

I've made it into a hallway.

I looked around the hallway wasn't really anything special.

The walls were made of wooden planks there were two doors one directly opposite the door I came out of and one slightly more to the right.

The hallway went on to my right but had a dead end and it didn't seem like there was anything there.

To the left was a bit more interesting I could see what I think is the living room. There was a dining table with four chairs which is a bit weird because for as far as I know it's only me and mommy here. But now that I think about it there should also be a daddy right? I mean a baby gets born when a daddy and mommy love each other a lot a stork comes and brings them a baby.

Why do storks do that you ask I don't know. Why does Father Christmas give away all those presents while he could be playing with them himself?

Why can a certain Winnie the Pooh looking man suppress an entire racial group during the 2020s named the Uyghurs even sending them to camps not entirely unlike what a certain angry German man with a mustache did with another racial group witch has gone down to be one of the biggest tragedies.

These are all big mysteries which will probably never be solved.

Now moving on.

I crawled over to the other two doors with the astonishing speed of about five meters per minute. I arrived at the first door and checked if it was open or not. It wasn't. Onto the next door was closed as well.

So that left me with one choice the living room. One problem tough I could hear that devilish woman walking around humming and chopping something on a chopping board.

Now one good point is the fact there is a door there and it had one of those cat hole thingies so the cat could go outside. It looks big enough for me to go through it but I'm to far away to say for certain.

Now what I'm going to do once I'm outside om not completely sure of yet but I'll think of something when I'm there.

Now I'll have to go on an adventure into uncharted territory and slip past the beast called mommy.

I crawled closer to the living room and saw mommy to my right in a kitchen chopping up some vegetables.

Now if there is one thing I know for certain it's that you should at least stay 50 kilometers away from crazy women with knives.

Now the lack of furniture is a big problem.

I have two option I could rush B aka the door. Or I could crawl to the dining table crawl under it and then from there crawl to the bookshelf on the other side of the room and hide beside it. You may think why not just cover your eyes and go to the door? I would do that only I can't walk yet so I need my hands to move.

After a bit of thinking I went with option 2 because rush B was a bit to risky. I would be in the open to long and I wouldn't be able to take a breather. I don't have a lot of a lot of stamina probably because im so fat when I escape I'll do some training.

I took one last glimpse at mommy and saw she still had her back turned. I took this opportunity to crawl as fast as I could which wasn't that fast. I was focused on the dining table I dared not look any other way in case I'd stumble and fall.

After a couple dozens of seconds I finally made it under the table. And I rested there for a sec.

I scoped out the situation again and saw now that mommy was putting a bunch of stuff in a big pot. Way to big for me and her alone. I wouldn't even be able to eat it I could only drink the water. So dad's probably eating too and maybe even a brother judging by the amount she's putting in the pot.

Any way to bad I wouldn't be there for dinner.

Finally she stopped moving around and was keeping an eye on the pot luckily for me this meant she had her back turned to me.

So I saw my chance again and crawled to the bookshelf. This of course went flawlessly I mean what else would you expect from me I'll probably grow up to be the best ninja ever.

Mom still had her back turned towards me so I continued on my journey to the outside world.

I was getting closer and closer I was getting very excited because I was so close.

And then I finally made it to the door after this long and arduous journey of about an hour.

I'd like to thank my friends of witch I have none I wouldn't like to thank my family they were actually quite the hindrance.

But then I heard it one sound and I knew all my hard work was wasted. I had done all this and that sound would set me back to square one.

I heard a knock on the door.