He's No Ordinary

'What the heck is this human telling you, Priestess?!'

I froze while Luna ranted. She's mad at my boss, and it does appear he was her best enemy now.

"Zelena."

Shane called me out once again. But there's no way I will ride the elevator with him when everyone witnesses this scene.

However, someone pushed me forward.

'Mona! This girl!'

And nothing I could do but keep walking because Mr. Jang was behind me. He is also going toward the lift, and I would bump into him if I stopped.

Now I am forced to step inside the elevator.

Why is this happening to me first thing in the morning? Is it because I committed white lies yesterday?

"Good morning, Shane."

Manager Jang greeted the boss, then glanced at me, who stood in the middle of the lift; the door closed behind him.

"Good morning, Miss Henderson."

"Go- good morning, Manager Jang." Shot. I stutter. And I wouldn't say I like this setting. I rode the elevator with my two bosses!

'Mona, why did you do that!'

That girl is silly. Maybe I will speed up this lift to climb faster and show that it malfunctioned. However, I can't do that. So, I sighed hopelessly.

'There is one solution, Priestess. Let me out here, and I will beat these humans!'

'Forget it, Luna.'

"Xander, there is something I want to discuss with you."

"All right."

'Xander? Oh, Manager Jang's nickname? But only Shane, I heard, calls him with this name. This only meant that they were very close friends.'

But it does make me restless being with these two bosses. So once the lift arrives at our floor, I step outside hasty. But I noticed that Shane was also taking a stop on our floor. I watched them walk toward Manager Jang's office.

"Oh, Zelena. Make sure the coffee has no sugar."

"Huh?" It dumbfounded me. I tried to recall everything in my memory when this boss instructed me, but I remember nothing.

'Ehhhhh!!!' This boss never requested me to make him a coffee.

'That's it, Priestess! Let me out here to punish this despicable human! How dare he enslave you!'

'I'm trying to process my head, Luna.' I reached my forehead.

I rewind the whole scenario.

Shane steps inside the elevator. He called me and said he would drop me on the floor; then he saw Manager Jang, who was about to ride the lift.

Wait, that's not it. Shane stepped inside the elevator and saw Manager Jang, so he invited me to ride the elevator with them because he would drop by on our floor to talk to Manager Jang.

This is the whole point and his plan...

'I was here to make him coffee! That's the whole reason!' This boss is something! He draws me in so that someone will serve him. I can't believe this!

In the end, I made two cups of black coffee. As in, super black coffee.

'How about let's add a drop of magic in that coffee, Priestess?'

'I know what you were thinking. You want them to upset their stomach?'

'Heh. To make them fart every 5 minutes? It was satisfying!'

I sighed. 'We can't do that, and we have too much work today. Besides, Vice President Shane Smith's official first day as our new VP is today. It is scheduled to meet the company executives later.'

'That was perfect! I want to witness when he keeps farting in front of everyone! Wahahaha!'

'That's way too naughty, Luna.'

'Let me do the honor, Priestess!'

'Quit it. Let's bring this coffee. I need to complete my report. We have plans for the weekend.' I reminded her.

"Humph!' she sulks.

I smiled. I know it has bored Luna being imprisoned inside me the whole time we lived on this planet.

Holding a tray with two cups of coffee, I balanced it on my left hand; then, I used my right to knock on the door before entering Manager Jang's office.

I placed the cup in front of these two men staring at me, and I wondered why.

Can't they stop doing that? I mumbled in my head.

But then I realized. It must be because when I leaned over, my cleavage showed up.

'Should I give each of them a perfect black eye?' I asked my familiar, which was a bad idea, to ask her opinion.

'Go, do it!' Luna cheers.

'Never mind.' I changed my mind.

'Heh.' And Luna was disappointed.

Anyway, I don't want to stay longer with these two beasts. A wolf and a lion are too much for me to be in the same room. So I bowed at my bosses and then left in a hurry.

Now that I was outside, I heaved a long sigh. Then glanced at the two men before walking back to my table.

I noticed one thing when I was in the same room as them. Manager Jang and Vice President Smith have a strong aura, and I wonder if this is normal for a human.

"Zel! How was it?" asked Mona when I reached my table. There is a smile on her face.

"You silly, girl! Why did you push me!?" I confronted her, with whom she had just put out her tongue.

"Did you see those social climbers' faces? Their eyeballs wanted to pop out in jealousy and shock! I enjoyed it too much! It pissed them off when you took the elevator with the two hottest bosses in this city!"

"Really? They were the hottest in this entire city?" I asked.

"Of course! I saw many handsome bosses, but they can't compare to our young bosses!"

"Oh. How about Hollywood actors?"

"Who?"

"Christian Grey?"

"Aahh!" She did fangirl.

"Chris Hemsworth?"

"Yum!"

"Chris Pine?"

"Hot!"

"Chris Pratt?"

"Zel!"

"Chris Evans?"

"Stop! It was early in the morning! That's enough, hottie!"

I giggled. Humans quickly make their day brighter—something I enjoyed hanging around with a few individuals.

I am sipping my coffee when Mona asks a shocking question.

"Zel, be honest. Is the Vice President the father of your children?"

I almost spewed the coffee into Mona's face, swallowed the warm liquid, and looked at Mona in shock. Glad we're the only people in the office since most of our Co-team is still falling in line to use the elevator.

"How did you come up with those facts?" I blurt out.

"I just guessed. Hehe… Maybe you and the VP have a secret Romance, or he is your ex-boyfriend? And after ten years you will meet again! Then he will find out and ask you, 'Woman! Where are my children!?'— ahh, that's cool!"

"It's not." I snapped the balloons above her head. She imagines things as similar to those comics. "You were reading too much Webnovel CEO Romance."

"Teehee..."

I slapped my forehead. "Those not happening in real life, especially my life."

"Eh? So there is nothing like that?"

"No. Nothing like that. Yesterday was our first meeting, and I had never met him."

"Maybe you were just drunk or lost consciousness when you—?" she smirks.

"No!"

Mona does imagine a lot.

"Ah... how disappointing."

I curled a sad smile.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Zel!"

"Nah. Don't bother about it. Let's finish our reports now."

Yeah. Nothing close to this CEO thing or an Office Romance once we meet again.

My kid's father is neither human nor mortal nor an ordinary immortal.

He's more than that…