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My life as a futa in a world I don't understand.

Yeah....... so, basically just this random orphaned weeb died due to a heart attack after seeing a clip of how sasuke lost his Rinnegan in Boruto. Next thing he knows he wakes up in the arms of a blond midget, with a brigh pink glowing screen in front of hi- her. [Welcome player!!] . . . . . . . . . . . (Yeah, I have no idea why I'm doing this, I clearly can't stay committed to a story. plus i hasn't even seen the cartoon this fanfic is gonna be about.) (The fanfic is about the absolute dumbster fire this is high guardian spice btw, so expect a little Yuri, a bit of Trap and an all around trash story that makes no sense. you have been warned.) English ain't my first language btw, hell, isn't even my second.

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Sh*t

"Congratulations, it's a girl!" Were the first things I heard after coming to.

Opening my eyes, with an unreasonable amount of difficulty, I look at the giant that's holding me- wait....

Snapping my eyes wide open, making a shocking realization.

' I've read enough fanfic's to know were this is going. ' I thought, already assuming the most outlandish and impossible theories.

As if to confirm my doubts, a loud dinging sound was heard and a bright pink screen appeared in front of me.

[Welcome Player!!]

[Would you like to activate the perks that have been given to you as a Player?]

[Yes] [No]

looking at the screen in excitement, I immediately start thinking of all the op powers I can get from my starter pack, like all those MC's that got a Sharingan or an overpowered breathing technique.

'YES!! Obviously I choose yes!' I yelled out internally. Not paying attention to the concerned giant's that saw my unusual behavior as a sighn of me having a problem.

[The option 'YES' has been chosen, perks activating....]

Looking at the screen in anticipation, not being able to wait for my op powers.

[Perks activated]

[1.Gender changing from: Female to: Futanari]

My minds shuts off for a second after reading the first perk.

'Wait Wha-!!!!' I couldn't finish my thought before a sharp pain travels through my entire body, originating from my butt and croch area.

'Sh*t!!!!!' Profanities were the only things going through my mind as i cried.

...

Pov: Angelica

Looking at the doctor in relief as I finally hear my baby cry.

"As I was saying, Congratulations Ms. Angelica, Mr. Zorro, it a healthy baby girl. Everything seems to be fine except that momentary lack of crying, which usually indicate a blockage in the airflow through the lunges, but luckily that doesn't seem to be the case." The doctor said after softly rubbing the recently slapped butt of my baby.

Handing the baby over to me, the doctor moves to the side, allowing me and my husband some alone time with our child.

Looking at the tiny newborn in my hand, a name pops up in my head. " Parsley.." I said, looking at Zoro to my side for confirmation. Looking at Parsley for a second, he turns so me, flashing me a goofy smile and nods.

"Couldn't have thought of a better name myself." He said, in a sincere tone of voice.

"Oh, you're going to do great things one day my little sapling, I just know it." I said, looking at the now sleeping child.

Not knowing how true my words at that moment were.

...

*Ding*

'....hmnn....'

*Ding*Ding*

'...ugh...'

*Ding*Ding*Ding*

'Agh....Huh?'

Opening my eyes groggily, expecting to see my dark room lit up by the light of my phone. Suffice to say I was surprised to be greeted by a bright pink light a few inches from my face.

Blinking my eyes in confusion, my eyes slowly adjust my eyes to the brightness of the light. Taking a couple of seconds, I finally see what's disturbing my sleep.

[Player has slept on a bed for 8 hours, Stamina has been fully recovered.]

'....Oh sh*t...' I thought, realizing that last night wasn't a dream. ' No way, right? Yeah... I must still be dreaming, wouldn't be the first time I thought I woke up but was actually still asleep.'

*Ding*

Focusing back on the screen, I try to remember the last thing I did before I went to sleep last night.

[Would the Player like to continue the process of activating perks?]

[YES] [NO]

Hesitating for a second, feeling phantom pains from what happened last time. ' *Sigh* That pain was to real to have been a dream.' I thought in resignation, contemplating about how I died in the first place.

'.....'YES'....' I chose yes, praying that it isn't something that will hurt this time.

*Ding*

[Perks activated]

[1.Gender changing from: Female to: Futanari]

[2. Skill 'Perfect recall' has been added to skills]

[3. Skill 'Ambidextrous' has been added to skills]

[4. Willpower has gained a permanent stat boost of 10]

* Ding*

[ Displaying status screen ]

『 Name: Parsley

Age: 0

Lvl: 1

Gender: Futanari

Race: Dwarf

Titles: Reincarnator, Player

[Stats] [Skills] [Quest] [Help] 』

A warm sensation passed through my head, making me light headed for a while, before everything clears up, like a mist I didn't even know was there disappeared.

Perfectly remembering my last moments on earth, I couldn't help but cringe at the stupid way i died. Basically Boruto was so bad it killed me.

Along with clear head I also notice something I subconsciously have been ignoring.

' I was reincarnated as a girl...' No offense to girls everywhere, but I'd honestly contemplate killing myself and trying my luck in my next life. Getting genderbent just ain't my thing.

Feeling a new sense a relief wash over me for the fact that at least I still have my 'little brother'.

'I'm way to calm, I'm usually not this calm.' I thought, before checking the skills tab, to see if I have what I think I have.

[ Skills ]

Players Mind Lvl: 10

Players Body Lvl: MAX

Intermediate Drawing Lvl: 4

Beginner Writer lvl: 3

Beginner Polyglot Lvl: 4

Beginner cook Lvl: 1

Beginner Laido Lvl: 1

Beginner Taekwondo Lvl: 2 (Regressed)

Prefect Recall Lvl: 1

Ambidextrous Lvl: 1

*Ding*

[ Past life skills that have been deemed useful have been added to the skill list]

Feeling conflicted about how to feel about my situation and skills, sigh again. ' On one hand this a dream come true for any weeb, the whole dying, and leaving everything behind thing is what I'm not a fan of. Also due to 'Perfect recall' I remember the face of the woman that dropped me of at the orphanage all those years ago.' shaking myself from my depressing train of thought, I was about to ask the system to give me a description of the skills, before I was interrupted by a system notification.

*Ding*

[As it seems that the player has calmed down, and accepted her situation, the tutorial A.I. will now inform the Player of the world that you find yourself in.]

Looking at the screen intently waiting to see what world I found myself in. ' I hope its an anime world, like Fairy tail or that one slime anime.'

[This is the 'Anime' world of High Guardian spice-]

Not even bothering to read the rest, my mind blanks. Blinking once, than twice, and finally a third time, I re read that sentence a total of five times, hoping I read that wrong.

'WHAT THE SH*T!!?? WHAT TYPE OF SH*t IS THIS!!!! ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME!!!??'

[Players Mind has increased by 1 Lvl]

[Players Mind has increased by 1 Lvl]

[Players Mind has increased by 1 Lvl]

[Players Mind has increased by 1 Lvl]

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