1 Chapter 1|Arc 1.0 -Lascivious Life System
"Ah~"
"Ngh~ n-not there"
"No more, please, I can't take it... Ah~!"
"No!"
"Stop, stop it hurts!"
"AH!!!"
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.......
"W-what... just happened?"
A young-looking teenage boy was laying naked on the very colorful floor, some of the boy's long white hair was on his face and his silvery blue looked around in confusion.
"Where am I?" asked the confused boy as he got up and sat in a sitting kneeling position.
As soon as the boy said that a cute little human appeared out of nowhere, he was wearing a fluffy bear jacket, his cheeks were like freshly made buns (yum).
[Hello Host! I'm your hope, you're my hope, I'm J-hope!]
'What the fvck' was the only thing that the teenage boy thought when he heard that.
[Cursing isn't good host!] said the little human
"O.M.G!!!!" this sudden outburst caused the little human to jump in fright!
"Kim Namjoon!" he said with great enthusiasm realizing that this little human was also one of him.
[Kim Seokjin!] After recovering from his fright the little human followed after the teenage boy.
"Min Yoongi!"
[Jung Ho-seok]
"Park Jimin"
[Kim Taehyung]
"Jeon Jungkook"
["BTS!!!!"]
"OMFG! ARMY!??" the teenage boy was so excited his eyes sparkled.
[If not then what else!] said the as equally excited little human.
"Hehehe, as you should" Even though this was fun there was a problem.
"I'd very much like to continue this but, where the fvck am I? and Who the fvck are you?" asked the teenage boy.
[I.Said.No.Cursing!! Anyway, you're in the system space, as you can see you died (in the middle of S3x). As for who I am, well, you're my host, I'm your system, I'm The Lascivious Life System!]
I like where this is going!" The teenage boy said excitedly, "so, are going to show me how things work yes or no?" he asked.
[Why of course host] the system said as he opened up a blue screen with all of the teenage boy's information.
Name: Zhao Bao
Gender: Intersex
Age:16
Hight: 4'11
Level: 0
Exp: 0/50
SP (semen points): 679,849
AP (attribute points):
Beauty: 89/100 (world-class)
Charm: 80/100 (what a fox)
Flexibility: 79/100 (can do some complicated poses)
Strength: 15/100 (even my grandma is stronger than you, and she's Dead)
||Talents||
None
||Skills||
None
||Body Upgrades||
Pink Nipples: 25% (10sp for 5%)
Breast Size: A cup (10sp per cup)
Pink Flower: 30% (10sp for 5%)
Perfect Skin: 59% (10sp for 5%)
Cute Toes: 59% (10sp for 5%)
Height: 15% (5sp for 2%)
[Let this almighty system explain how some of these things work! (In the fastest way possible)]
[Ahem! You gain Exp by completing worlds which in turn raises your level. SP/semen points are gained by the amount of semen you collect via your 3 holes which can be used in the system store. AP/Attribute Points can be allocated between beauty, charm, etc... Talents and Skills can be bought with SP, you can also use it to upgrade your body.]
"I like your way of explaining" Zhao Bao commented while nodding his head.
[I'm glad you like it host!]
Zhao Bao squinted his eyes trying to remember the question he wanted to ask, "oh, what should I call you from now on?" he asked.
[Host can call me Niagara Pho pho, or pho pho for short]
"Damn, ok,"
"So what am I to do now? Just stand/sit here all day?" Zhao Bao asked, he looked around him at the distasteful color of the place he was in, "Whoever worked on these walls and floors has terrible taste"
Pho Pho had an embarrassed look on his face [Um... I-I was the one who worked on this place]
Zhao Bao looked Pho Pho dead in the eyes and said, "Well, you have a terrible taste" without even blinking.
After being told that he has terrible taste Pho Pho burst into tears [Why is host so mean! I tried my absolute best you know!]
A smirk formed on Zhao Bao's face, "Well you didn't try hard enough" he was enjoying making this system cry and couldn't stop, the way Pho Pho's cheeks puffed as it turned red was just *chef's kiss*.
[Host is gonna regret this!]
As soon as those words were said Pho Pho snapped his fingers and send his unprepared host into the first world.
[Hmph! That's what you get for bullying me!]
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'Fvck you system!'
[No cursing host~]
"Like I give shit if you like it or not!" Zhao Bao was angry, how could that stupid system just threw him into a random world without any preparation!? And worse of all, what is up with this headache!!
[Would you like the plot host~?]
"Can't you see I have a headache!" he can't believe it! what is up with this system?
Pho Pho didn't care about his angry host, he was just having too much fun taking his revenge [I'll take that as a yes]
A huge load of information was carelessly dumped into poor Zhao Bao's brain causing the already terrible headache to increase by tenfold.
Zhao Bao was in so much pain he couldn't even speak.
||Plot||
This world is called Estryal, a world of swords and magic.
This world consists of the following races: Humans, Elves, Fairy, Mermaids, Orcs, Beast kins, Dwarfs, Dragons, Titans, Demons... Whatever kind of fantasy people or creatures your little brain can think about, it's here.
Each continent in Estryal is Ruled by a different race, for example: Dwarfs [Dwarfs Kingdom], Humans [Human kingdom], Elves [Elven Kingdom], Mermaids [Mer Kingdom], Fairy [Fairy Kingdom], etc, etc...
As mentioned before this is a world of swords and magic, so let's talk about the magic (before we get into the real plot lol). They are four main elements in magic: Water, Fire, Earth, and Air. Some might say that Fire is the strongest element, but, it all depends on how well you hone your skills in your element that determines which element is "stronger".
If Water, Fire, Earth, and Air are the main/most common elements then let's talk about the Rarer and less common ones, we have Lightning, Nature, Healing, Buffer, Ice, Metal, Summoning, Teleportation, etc...
And we have the rarest of rare which are: Time, Space, Light, and Dark. These four are so hard to gain, that if anyone was found with it they'll be exalted above all, the most wanted treasure!
Now swords.
A Swordsman is a person who gave up their humanity to be a sword, which is sad.
Let's be serious, To be a true Swordsman one has to dedicate his or her life to it, it has to be something they are serious about. People who practice the sword aim to be a true Swordsmen, a Sword Master.
In order to be a sword master one has to be one with the sword, they need to understand their sword, treat it as if it's another of their limbs, and NEVER forget their sword even if it means death, and that is the True way of the Sword. [A/N: Tf did I just write ಠ_ಠ]
That was just a "brief" summary of the world, magic, and swords. On to the plot!
The protagonist is an ordinary Japanese civil worker who got Reborn into the world of her favorite Rated R Otom Game as the Duke's daughter, aka the Villain Calliope Diakos, when she choked on her Ramen and died.
In the original game Calliope was to be a cold and heartless child with no emotions, but since her soul was replaced she became a bright curious and lovely child bringing brightness, warmth, and light to the cold mansion of Diakos, taming the heart of her Ice cube father and her also ice cube brother.
Calliope inherited the Ice magic of the Diakos family and much to her surprise light magic as well.
Calliope the now new protagonist captured the hearts of the four capture targets Crown Prince Theodore Filo, The Duke's son Sebastian Diamandis, The genius Mage Atlas Hazi, and Crown Prince of the Beast Kin Kingdome Alexander Leos.
While the original protagonist aka the soon-to-be saintess slept with all of the capture targets and had an orgy with everyone together before making her choice, Calliope befriended them (she didn't even know any of them loved her), In the end, she chose Crown Prince Theodore because she had grown to love him from since childhood, the others she just viewed as friends and they understood and lived their own lives.
||End Of "Plot"||
"Never have I ever been filled with that much information before," Zhao Bao said as he dropped to the floor on his knees OTL 'I'm so done with this life'
