webnovel

My Immoral Detective System

After spending years in an isekai world with a stupid system, when Zion's strength powered up to an unimaginable level, his system smirked and asked, "Didn't I say I'll help you?" Zion sneered and refused to speak a word. What help? The system's only help was showing him ways to powering up, but it was Zion who made all the effort! But the system was still unsatisfied. "Why aren't you speaking? Praise me! I made you so powerful!" "Really. Thanks a lot!" Zion spoke through his gritted teeth and decided to endure until he met the system's creator face-to-face to repay the grudge in a friendly, welcoming way! . . . . . . Zion was known for being one of the smartest detectives. Many young people labeled him as a modern Sherlock, but he died a horrible death in an explosion and transmigrated to a mysterious realm. “Oi, servant 52, pour water in my cup.” A female voice echoed in his ears just when he appeared in the new world. Servant 52? He opened his eyes and looked around. Later he found out that as a human, his fate was worse than animals! Humans were all slaves who were meant to be controlled by wealthy masters! Then he turned his gaze toward his own 'master' who was carrying a sword and charging at the enemy. A bloodthirsty aura surrounded her that made her seem invincible. Why did his master have to be so powerful?! Just when he was thinking how he would survive in this world, a system appeared in front of his eyes. Hope returned to him in the form of a system as he sighed in relief, but to his dismay, the latter slowly revealed his perverted nature. It turns out that he got a bizarre, twisted system that had a thing for girls of all races! How would he live in a society full of people who despised humans with a mediocre system that was the polar opposite of 'smart'? *** Disclaimer: This novel includes the topic of human slavery. Just warning you guys. (Nope, not sexual slavery, but the kind of slavery where you would humiliate them verbally, blame the humans for everything even when it's not their mistake, and basically abusing humans, but I promise, it'll get better) Update schedule: One chapter a day at GMT +8 5:30 am. Join my discord server to receive the latest updates about this novel: https://discord.gg/TfV4YN4KyH PS: I don't own the cover pic. If you're the owner, contact me on discord, and I'll take it down.

Pinkyprincess · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
156 Chs

System 007 Is Online

When Zion opened his eyes, his body was already breathing. He felt dizzy for a moment, and then he moved his limbs.

But before he could get a grasp of the situation, a soft female voice attracted his attention.

"What kind of person did you choose?! He doesn't even know how to serve well!" Even though the voice was soft, the rude tone made it harder for Zion to appreciate the girl.

"Ignore him," another female voice said in a helpless tone. "Oi, servant 52, pour water in my cup."

Servant 52? Zion finally opened his eyes and observed his surroundings.

The room had multiple red-colored objects. Everything, including carpet, curtains, bedsheets, couch covers, pillows, and practically everything related to clothes, was red. But the room seemed to have an ancient touch, giving out the vibe of a medieval European setting.

On his right, two ladies wearing an ancient gown of pink and light green color sat on a dining table. The girl in pink suddenly reminded him of the floating Methu man he met earlier, and the feeling of nausea returned, making him feel sick in the pit of his stomach.

He still didn't know what his situation was! So he lowered his head and acted like a docile servant, pouring tea in the cups kept before those women. But in his mind, he thought of what happened to him until now.

First, he died just because he failed to find the second bomb, which he suspected was planted inside that criminal's body. And second, he met a strange Methu man wearing those weird furry clothes.

His nose wrinkled as he recalled that view.

Third, that man forced a system on him.

Speaking of the system, why didn't he feel anything in his mind? Hadn't that furry man said that they would attach it to his 'subtle body'?

Then… where was this system?

*System 007 is online*

This word flashed in front of his eyes on a transparent screen, and before it could surprise him, he heard a voice.

"Did you just call me?" A transparent screen flashed before his eyes, with a familiar figure grinning on the screen. When Zion saw this figure, he blurted out, "Methu man?!" 

That's right. The person who appeared on the transparent screen before was the same man wearing those furry clothes.

So the furry man was his system…

He couldn't help but feel a wave of a headache coming at this point.

That man was stupid!

At first, he had thought that he wouldn't have to see that face ever again. But now, looking at this kind of funny virtual image of that man, Zion's expression turned stony.

Perhaps the system understood that he had somehow offended Zion. So the person shook his head instantly and said, "If you're talking about Methuselah, I'm not him."

Zion felt relieved after hearing that.

"I'm system 007-"

"Why 007?" Zion was curious about this.

"Isn't it a famous number because of James Bond?"

Zion couldn't help but shake his head helplessly—as expected of a system that looked similar to that stupid floating man.

"As I was saying, I'm a virtual version of him!" Then the person paused. "In your words, I'm an artificial intelligence created by taking reference from that person."

"Get to the point!"

Before the system could reply, a female voice suddenly spoke in an icy voice. "Lia, dear, your servant is such a skamelar. Does he need tips?"

"I said, ignore him." The woman dressed in a green gown stressed her words, attempting to gain her attention.

That's when Zion noticed the surrounding women. The pink girl's eyes flashed with a touch of disdain when she glanced at him, but this Lia girl only smiled gently.

What shocked him the most was Lia's eyes. Half of her eyes were red, and the other part was black. Wavy blond hair reached her waist as she averted her eyes and smiled at her friend, chattering with the other person.

The girl was indeed beautiful. If it were one of his colleagues from his previous life, they would have fallen for her right this instant, but Zion was different. He had seen the darkness of beauty that was enough to bring havoc to a family, so he lowered his head and continued thinking about his situation.

First, he died all of a sudden in a blast and was kidnapped by the Methu man before his soul could reincarnate. Then that man sent him to this world under the guise of giving him a second chance at living. Of course, it wasn't like he had any choice. That furry man forcefully attached a system and sent him to this world.

Second, he met a system who seemed a bit dumb. A frown crossed his forehead. Why did he feel like he had been cheated in this area?

Third, he was supposed to solve 'cases' to help the Methu man save this world. Of course, Zion didn't want to be the cause of the destruction of a world just because he refused to solve the cases, but it didn't mean that he would go on agreeing with everything the system and the Methu man said. For now, he had no other choice than to go with the flow and keep an eye out on the system. If he found 007 to be suspicious, he would think of the countermeasures according to the situation.

His shoulders relaxed when he thought of this.

He was so busy thinking that he failed to glance at the system, who was emitting pink bubbles and heart emoji while staring at those women with glistening eyes.

"Forgot to tell you!" The system chirped and jumped in front of Zion that forced the latter to come out of his thoughts and glance at 007. "This race is called Dhampir, and the two women before you are the royals with a half-vampire and half-witch blood in their veins. Both are sisters."

Zion glanced at the screen. "Say, system, why did Methu man choose me?" 

But the smile on the system's face faded as he took upon solemn expression, saying, "I'm not obliged to answer this question."

Zion sneered in his heart. Sure enough. This system was a robot that acted friendly only on the surface.

The system trembled under Zion's icy gaze and quickly explained the rules. "I'm a very user-friendly system. If you want to see your status, think of the word status, and it'll show you your name, occupation, and points. And if you want to use your points to shop for power and other stuff, you just have to say shop! Similarly, if you have some query, you can just say help, and I would get you connected with the superiors."

"You mean Methu man."

"Yes, yes! Him! He's my boss!"

This system was as stupid as his boss. It hadn't told him anything about his purpose in this world! This 007 didn't have the slightest inclination toward work. Zion rolled his eyes at that. "Okay, but what exactly do you do?"

"Oh, my bad! I didn't even tell you why I'm here!" The system face-palmed itself. "I'm a detective system, and I'll help you become the topmost detective in this world!"

And the system would also help the man meet the most beautiful ladies in the topmost races across the world. But this wasn't something 007 wanted the man to know. According to the coding, the word 'immoral' shouldn't be said out loud. So he showed a lecherous smile and glanced at the ladies sitting at the dining table.

Zion, who was already a top detective in the previous world, didn't find this reward even a bit alluring. But as he glanced at the system, he saw that weird lecherous smile directed at the women and raised his brows. This system was indeed odd, and there was probably something hidden within that smile.

For now, he would keep that matter aside until he could gather more evidence. 

The system waiting for some praise got a sharp glance from Zion and shivered in fear. The virtual man coughed awkwardly and opened his mouth.

"I have one more reward." The system paused, and star-shaped emoji flashed in his eyes. "If you can get 500,000 points, you can get rid of me permanently! Just solve as many cases as you can and earn these points!"

Zion raised his brows. This was the only thing that seemed interesting, but he knew there would be a downside to this path. The system might have dug a pit for him secretly, waiting for him to fall automatically under the guise of 500,000 points.

So he didn't believe his system's words and decided to follow his original plan: investigate the cases and keep an eye out on this virtual person more. His eyes narrowed for a moment before lowering. "What's my first case?"

Skamelar is actually a curse word that medieval people would often use.

PS: I've edited this chapter

Pinkyprincesscreators' thoughts