Prologue

It was dark...

Very dark..

I couldn't see any light..

I couldn't see the end...

The beginning nor the edge..

It was utter darkness..

It was black, devoid of other colours.

The blackness seem to swallow up all colours and my entire self..

But I was calm..

I was not at all bothered by the infinite blackness and eternal darkness...

My mind was clear..

Like I had just taken a cold bath

A really cold one..

It was like my mind was finally free from mortal chains..Like it was reaching enlightenment and ready to accend to godhood..

My mind was free from mortal desires..Mortal limitation

How could I describe this indescribable feeling that I feel for your mortal comprehension?

How could I explain this inexplicable experience that I am experiencing right at this moment so that your feeble mind can undersrand?

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It was like post nut clarity..

Get it...Fetch

But instead of climax I just had a brainmax or a mindgasm..

Yeah I was in the ZONE..

Everything seem so primitive and meaningless...

I questioned reality

Whats the meaning of 'life'?

Whats the point of living?

Is live truly worth living?

Have you ever asked yourself these questions?

Is Life=Pain?

No...Wrong

Life=√Pain × πBullshit ÷ Horny° + Other stuff%

You want a life without pain?

then follow my advice

Care but do not love

Want but do no need

Like but do not crave

Expect but do not hope

Lend but do not share

Take but do not steal

Prepare but do not plan

Rest but do not stop

Serve but do not slave

Fail but do not lose

Try but d-*crunch*

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Try bu-*crunch*

T-*crunch*

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*crunch*

"Will you stop that?" I asked in a serene and calm tone. My voice carrying a gentle touch like the winds of spring brushing against your skin, softly caressing your being.It sounds a liitle childish too.

There was light in the eternal darkness.So bright it was that it nearly bilnded me.

The blackness was gone like it had vommited all the other colours it swallowed..

The void was gone, destroyed by the blinding light.

Guess whats happening?

Yes thats right...

I opend my eyes..

I see a fat kid sitting about few foot away

Eating Crisps. The name on the packet 'LAYS.. under the moonlight'

About the age of 7 with below average looks.

eh...

But I guess he might be slightly above average for normal people..

My standard is quite high considering I have to look into the mirror everyday..

hehehe

"No." he said with annoyance

"Didn't you hear the Doc? He said to do something that calms your mind" he huffed

Yes, he must have also said to lose some weight " Yes I heard him but can't you do that without disturbing others? " My voice was still calm.

He slowly pulled another piece and put it inside his mouth holding eye contact with me the entire time.

That mothefu-

"You are just sitting there" He raised an eyebrow

"Its called meditating." He looked confused, a child like him doesn't know what that is I guess

"Meditation is a practice in which an individual uses a technique – such as mindfulness, or focusing the mind on a particular object, thought, or activity – to train attention and awareness, and achieve a mentally clear and emotionally calm and stable state" I answered in a calm manner, I was a bit smug about my clearly above normal intelligence

"Who.." Oh maybe that was still a bit tough for him to understand

" Well , you see what I meant was..-"He cut off my sentence

"Asked?" He finished and a little smirk hung on his fat fucking face!

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My blood boil and and my mind was not so clear anymore..That pulled me down hard from my ascension to Godhood..

Okay..Fuck the anger management programme this bitch begged for a beating...

"YOU LITTLE TWERB!!" I'm not quite sure what that meant but it sounded right

I jumped and crash at the boy..He was bigger than me but he falled on the gorund with me on top..

I grab him by the neck and shake his big ass head..

"HELP!!" he shouted and the other people inside the room also panicked.

But I couldn't give a poop..

"WHO ASKEDD!!??" I yelled in his face, he was scared shitless

Yeah this guy pissed me off hard..

I pulled my hand back and sparks of explosion began forming on my palm and the boy paled

"DIE!!!?" I shouted with rage but before I could do anything the door crashes opened, I looked over and a familiar face revealed itself.

"BAKUGOOO!!??" Her face distorted in anger..

Danm...I don't want to admit it but judging from her expression, her wrath completely eclipse mine.

I dropped the kid and turn towards my new foe. "HE STARTED IT!!"

Yeah Im not backing down you demon!?