A Normal day in a Disastrous Life

'My name is Saiki Kusuo and I have Psychic Powers'

'This is something I have been trying to get rid off but it seems no matter the what I do, some sort of force will force me to retain them'

'Just like the sudden meteor in the show Saiki K Re Awakened'

'Or the plot given by the writer'

'Yare Yare what a drag'

'No one understands because of them, I have lost many things normal people realize was there, happiness, surprise, nervousness'.

'If there was anyone to understand me at all beside my parents'

'Don't Misunderstand there are Psychic Medium like Toritsuka and Aiura but they cannot phantom the sheer scale of the power I possess'

'If I wanted, I can pop the moon like a balloon'

'Thank God there aren't other people like'

'No wonder what they would do with these powers'

'Anyhow I also see the beautiful sceneries that others can't see in their lives, experience some things that other might find strange and spend time everyday in solving troubles caused by themselves or being involved in troubles caused by others'

'So, it's hard to define my preferences for them and there is no secret behind me hiding my strength, I just do it because I don't like trouble'

'Even though humanity has their imperfection, there is a charm solving their problems together with them'

'It makes me feel human'

'Don't misunderstand if you think I don't identify myself as human'

'Humanity is more than flesh and bones'

'It is the will and passion that drives them'

'Yare Yare enough with my monologue'

'Today I narrowly escaped by surrounded by my dilemmas'

'Nendou, Teruhasi , Kaido, Saiko, Hairo and Aren'

'Hmm those names almost rhymes toghether'

'For trouble that is'

'I am not even talking about Toritsuka'

'Always talking about panties'

'Give me a break'

'Luckily for some reason I have a major headache'

'My precognition is acting up but cannot pinpoint the source of the problem'

'I tried to sense anything dangerous nearby but nothing came up, I'll go home and take out my limiters to check the problem'

'I gave an excuse to all of them with mainly the headache issue'

'I feel guilty for being the person that breaks up the get together for the Karaoke'

'I have already visited it three times with me rewinding time for the future volcano troubles, I repeated high school on top of that'

'Speaking of Headache, I may have to ask my brother to create and amplifier for my powers to stop this future catastrophe'

'If you watched Disastrous life of Saiki K then you know what I am talking about'

'Sorry for breaking the fourth wall'

'Now I just want go to sleep and leave yesterday's problem to yesterday's me'

'I hope this time I can stop the volcano of Okinawa from exploding and my powers growing enough to stop it'

'I can blow up the planet but stopping it from blowing up is on a different scale'

'If only I had something to push-

Saiki stopped in his tracks.

Not because he forgot something like sometimes.

But he felt being threatened right now.

Like being toppled from the highest food chain.

His senses are screaming that something close to his house nearby has the capability to do it.

Saiki's precognition has never been so haywire before and the reason just might me in his house doing God knows what.

'Is it an Alien'

'A mugger'

'A burglar'

'Nothing such as them gives these levels of energy in their surroundings, even though it is being dormant'

'This means only one thing'

'There is another Psychic on his level close to his house or has his parents' hostage'

'Or it might be a greeting like Toritsuka when that jerk first visited his house'

'That person must want something from him, whoever he is with intentions unknown'

'It's no time to contemplate, gotta move fast'

Saiki Instantly teleporting infront of his house. He doesn't know what's going inside so he didn't teleport there, not knowing what traps lays inside but he just prays nothing of his horrific thoughts come true.

He Prays to God to at least grant this wish.

He might have to go all out with his powers today not caring about the consequences of blowing up the planet.

That bastard better not harm his mom or capture her, because he is going to lose it.

Saiki burst opens the door and uses his telekinesis to increase his speed.

For any upcoming confrontation he takes off his limiter just in case so that he can have edge in power if his experience falls short.

What he sees just throws any expectation thrown out of his window.

A child with white hair with shades of red wearing black T-Shirt and grey pants is sitting in his living room with a glass of milk and cookies. Looks can be deceiving as the energy he is reading from that child is subatomic or nuclear. He is not even sure that he can tank something of nuclear level. Best he can do is run away with his mother by teleporting.

Kurumi: KUSUO! MIND YOUR MANNERS WE HAVE A GUEST!

Saiki was bough out of though by his mothers scream and he quickly checks over his mother's mental state for any hypnosis but finds none.

Though he is staying on guard whoever this kid or whatever this being is.

He is keeping is limiter of just in case and floats in a sitting position showing supremacy.

Not before he put up a barrier Infront of his mom and him being Infront if things turn hostile. He tries to read that beings mind but to his mild surprise, that power coursing through that being's body is causing friction.

Now he is going to get some answers from this unexpected guest.

Saiki: WHO OR WHAT ARE YOU?

Shirou: Haa! I knew you would act like this, as you are the only being in the world with supernatural powers.

Saiki: Seeing how you are aware of my powers and pointing out my existence as only superpowered being in the world.

'YOU MUST HAVE BEEN SPYING ON ME. ANYHOW ANSWER THE QUESTION'

Shirou: Sigh my name is Shirou Fujimura a being from a separate universe of earth just like your own.

Saiki: Hold on! You are telling me you are from a different universe. You're telling me multiverse is real!

Shirou: Yes, and I am in dire need of your help.

Saiki: …..

Shirou: The moment I can control my powers, I promise I will leave immediately.

Saiki: But the main question lies, how did you know of me or even find my universe.

Shirou: God.

Saiki: …..

Saiki: This is some kind of joke right.

Shirou: No this is not and I am in this situation only because of him.

Saiki: ....

Saiki: How many people know of me.

Shirou: I am not sure but you were recommended by God to help me.

Saiki: What makes you think I will help.

Shirou: I am ticking time bomb you know.

Saiki: Great we have a nuke in our house, but mostly are you radioactive.

Shirou: I don't think so. Mostly I don't know.

Saiki teleported a Nuclear Detection Scanner in his hand and hovered it close to Shirou.

There were no readings meaning that this being power is not nuclear.

Kurumi: Now now there is no need to be hostile. He demonstrated his power to me opening a golden disk of some kind. He did not harm me or bully me. Is it not exciting Kuu-Chan having a person someone like you?

Saiki: We don't know his motives. Also, can't he go to others if he wants to control his powers.

Shirou: Sorry I don't want to be a guinea pig in a lab. I am pretty sure you also don't want to be one. A Mad scientists lab rat.

Saiki: ...

Saiki: Well, played but I am keeping my eye on you.

Saiki: By the way if you know my power is then what is yours?

Shirou: For now I can access none of my power you are feeling. But only a portion like Kether crown and Magic.

Saiki: Hold on! You know magic!

Kurumi: Oh magic! Like Uryoku Chono.

Saiki: That's not magic mom.

Without further ado Shirou activated gate of Babylon catching Saiki off-guard. Kurumi had sparkling eyes watching something new. Her son is amazing but this little bunny has lots of tricks.

Saiki has done several things with his powers but this is different.

Shirou: I can use some runes and projection which are my only gimmicks. I am a third-rate magus but it will soon change.

Saiki: What the hell is that? I can sense spatial warping but golden circles?

Shirou: This power is called Gate of Babylon. A treasury that holds all the worlds luxuries.

Saiki: Babylon? Like Mesopotamian tale. The tale of Enuma Elish and Epic of Gilgamesh?

Shirou: Yes, speaking of Gilgamesh this is his power. A treasury of weapons, riches and delights.

Saiki: Weapons? What kind of weapons?

Shirou: If you think of King Aurthur what comes into mind.

Kurumi/Saiki: Excalibur!

Saiki: You have weapons of myths and legends!

Shirou: Yes, here let me show you and example.

Shirou reached into the gate trying to find a particular weapon.

The Weapon Marduk.

He bought out Marduk and showed the brilliance of the sword of selection.

Saiki was wide eyes pulling out his eyes and rubbing it and Kurumi having sparkling eyes.

Kurumi: Can I touch it.

Shirou: I don't think that is wise.

Saiki: He is right mom and don't take stuff from unknown people or business person. Remember the scammer who guilt tripped you buying stuff.

Kurumi: Hmm but it looks so beautiful. Can I hold it please!

Saiki: I am reading energy I cannot identify. That sword feels somewhat holy. Also, you were telling about delights? Don't tell me you even have food in there and how does it not rot.

{ Zelrecht: I think you should bring out the coffee jelly}

Shirou gets the hint and takes out the coffee jelly making Saiki's Paranoia go up or down.

Shirou: My Gate of Babylon preserves food and regenerates them completely. Also, it comes out with the ability to preserve food by stopping time. So that I have infinite food.

Saiki has never been Jealous except for Satou who has the gifted ability to act average. Unlimited Coffee Jelly's.

Whole life full of Unlimited Coffee Jellies.

This is just down right scam.

Shirou got the hint from the facial expression of Saiki and scrunched his face.

Being the Mater of Unlimited Blade works and being turned into Unlimted Food Works does not sit well with him.

Kurumi: So you can use this ability and become a neet for whole of your life.

Saiki and Shirou became speechless.

She is out of line but she is right.

If Gilgamesh were here, he would have flipped the table being called the Neet of Babylon which he is.

No number of screaming mongrels can make him come out from this burn.

This can only make Shirou burst out in Laughter surprising both Saiki and Kurumi.

Shirou: Oh, Root wheeze! If the original owner was here, he would have thrown a fit at this comment.

Saiki: Original owner?

Shirou: This Power belonged to King Gilgamesh of Uruk. Now I have it due to you know God.

Saiki: What are other capabilities of this? I can figure that it teleports stuff to you but how does it relate to me. Also, what is your other ability Kether Crown? But the main question what is the power you have inside that you want me to help you with?

Shirou: Here let me give a bio of my powers.

Shirou reached out to the gates and got a paper out.

When Shirou first got his powers, he wrote down his power on a paper and kept it in the gate so that he later remembers when he practices with them.

Shirou hands it over and Saiki takes it with is Telekinesis and reads over quickly. Every time he reads about one of the abilities it felt like he is eating shit. If he fights there is no way Saiki can come out of top.

Super Strength, Super Speed, Invulnerability, Photokinesis, Solar Vision, Ressurection, Reality Alter, Energy Control.

Mostly Kether crown that can alter information on a technological level. Also giving stealth in incredible level.

Technomancy is a amazing ability which he would like to have.

Not to mention to travel different universe.

Saiki though that guy is a God when he bought out the ability of infinite coffee jellies.

But this is downright preposterous.

Did God come down to mess with him.

No that can't be it.

This Kid or being of whatever age came from a different universe just to ask for help or spite him.

Also Shirou told him that he needs to control his powers which he knows can be catastrophic, as he clearly said he is a ticking time bomb. But the main question

"WHAT IS YOU PURPOSE WITH THE POWERS YOU POSESS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THEM?"

Shirou: How about I ask a question that will answer all your questions.

Shirou: What will you do when you are living in a world with 80 percent of the population have one of the minor abilities like yours.

Saiki: ...

Saiki: You got to be Joking.

Shirou: Sorry but this is the reality in my world and someone just used time travel to mess everything up. I think you are familiar what happens when one uses it for personal gains.

Saiki: Oh God!

Kurumi: Are you telling me someone used powers for nefarious means in your world and there are dozens of people like you in droves.

Shirou: Not to mention people die in droves because of misuse of abilities. Just Imagine a really powerful being slaughtering millions.

Saiki/Kurumi:….

Kurumi: My Kuu will never do that!

Shirou: Not you child but think about others and humanity itself. Do you think they will just keep their powers on a leash just like your son so no one gets hurt?

Kurumi: But.

Shirou: This is reality in my world. Though there is a system that holds this in place, it is only a matter of time-

Saiki: When someone with a powerful ability screw everything up.

Shirou/Kurumi: ....

Kurumi grabs her skirt thinking about the horrible things people could do if they had her Kuu's power. She might be naïve but she has a sense of what Kuu can do if he wants to. She knew it from day one when her Kuu was born. He was special her special child. That is why she guided him to do the right thing.

Saiki just landed on his feet in shock. A world with abilities like him. Only minor ones but he knows even one of his abilities can cause catastrophic damage. A world full of meta human abilities is asking for a disater to occur. Not to mention this guy who is in front. If a person like that has abilities there may be others.

Saiki: Are there any other ones like you? Or are you the only one with such abilities?

Shirou: There are few but I don't know the rest. There is one that can control time, a little girl who is not born yet. Also, a Guy who can steal abilities. Also, I failed to mention that in my world people have only one ability.

Saiki: Wait you're telling me a single person has only one ability and there is someone who can steal them. Also how the things are looking there might be more. I can't imagine the disastrous consequences that this will cause. Moreover, there might be more out there.

Shirou: That's what I am thinking about. Not to mention Inhuman experiment-

Kurumi: THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU TWO. WE WILL DISCUSS THIS LATER. I AM GOING TO MAKE DINNER. SHIROU YOU CAN STAY FOR DINNER AS YOU JUST ARRIVED AND MAYBE STAY FOR THE DUARTION OF YOUR TRAINING.

Shirou and Saiki were startled with the screaming and with the demon mask behind her with Shirou questioning the logic of it.

Saiki: R-ight wait! He is staying!

Kurumi: No but's! there is someone like you out there and not to mention a world full of people like you. It's hard to digest all of this as a Alien is sitting Infront of us. Please fix the door before your father gets worried.

Kurumi walked away without turning around in fast speed.

Saiki can only sigh and it looks like it was another disastrous day, no scratch that this was an Armageddon. If this child is saying the truth there may be others crossing over her and he doesn't want that. First, he needs proof.

Saiki: I can get a read that you are not lying as I am operating my power at full capacity. It seems your mental barriers is not up to that level I trained. This means you are speaking the truth about you not having control. Also, it was foolish of you to mention Inhuman experiments Infront of my mom.

Shirou: Sorry about that but you see I am pressed on time. God set a time limit in my mindscape. It shows that things will get rumbly if I do not meet the deadline.

Saiki: I need proof.

Shirou: …..

Shirou: I figured as much.

Shirou bought out bottle with hair samples and pictures along with it.

Even if his new teacher doesn't believe the picture, the DNA sample containing quirk factors won't lie.

Shirou: Here are the Evidence, burn it after you have scanned it.

Saiki took it and scanned it over. If he said he was surprise was an understatement.

Detailed explanation about the type of powers which is Transformation, Mutant and Emission.

Also the most caught his eye is the hair samples and the DNA containing something shouldn't have been possible

Saiki has incredible intellect and studied human biology to scan his DNA and powers.

The Hair contains something that his world and his brother will kill to get. But he needs one last assurance.

Saiki: I need to look at your world with my eyes. You can travel to your world back-to-back is it not right?

Shirou: Now? Or after training.

Saiki: Better we will train in your wild.

Shirou: Are you not afraid I will not strand you in a different world.

Saiki: Don't worry I can leave a trace here so I can brute force my way here. Also if you betray me I can push my powers to the brink to catch up to you.

Shirou: Very well I didn't think of doing something like that. Than this is our negotiation and arrangement.

Saiki: Yes I can't have your powers running amok in my planet. So we will go to yours.

Shirou: Last time I used my powers put a hole in the Pacific Ocean and made it to the International News.

Saiki: .....

Saiki: We need to work on that which is mainly your output.

Shirou: What I would give to do that.

Saiki: Is the currency same there?

Shirou: Unfortunately, yes. Even though it's 2226 we are still printing money.

Saiki: Looks like having supernatural abilities did not increase humanities intellect. Rather it seems it got decreased.

Shirou: There is a space station and a huge floating Idsland that moves.

Saiki: Now that I want to see.

Shirou: About our arrangement. What do you want from this Teacher and Pupil relationship?

Saiki: ….

Saiki: Hmm smart you already thought I would ask something in return from my tutoring.

Saiki: Hmm how about magic? You addressed. Runes or something.

Shirou: I may be able to make a mystic code for you.

Saiki: Mystic Code?

Shirou: Magic has formula you know to rewrite reality.

Saiki: Interesting.

Saiki: Also I need your power to stop an erupting volcano in Okinawa Island.

Shirou: Volcano in Okinawa?

Saiki: An hidden volcano that will sink part of Japan,

Shirou: Looks like we have a long journey ahead.

Saiki: Yes a vacation that will be exciting for me that is.

Shirou: Haa looks like I keep attracting trouble.

Saiki: I should say the same for me.

Like this a disastrous journey awaits. A friendship sealed along the way.