1 I'm in BIG Trouble!

What am I going to do?

My life is over now!

My name is Okichi Impo and yesterday was the worst possible day of my life. It all started well, I woke up, had breakfast and then walked with my girlfriend Kowa Agatta to school. We are both freshmen in the Tokoname Central High School, we have been dating since we started Middle School and have been friends since we were kids, we have been through a lot together and I don't know when it happened, but suddenly I just felt in love with her and wanted to stay by her side.

We are both also in the swimming club, so we spend a lot of time together, however it was the swimming club that has caused all the trouble that I'm going through right now.

As part of our initiation we are forced to eat a "special curry" that is supposed to be extra spicy, so much so that everyone who eats it spends the rest of the day in the bathroom. Yesterday was finally the time my turn came, so I met the captain of the team in the cafeteria.

"Yo Okichi-kun! Your time has finally come!"

"I might not look like it, captain, but I'm quite good with spicy stuff, so you better come at me with everything you got!"

"Ohoho, we have someone with spirit, well, here you go buddy!"

And he put out a bento box from his backpack, he handed it to me alongside a spoon, when I opened it I could smell that it was no ordinary curry, it smelled different than any other curry I have eaten in my life. I felt goosebumps and a chilly sensation went down my spine, but I took a deep breath and took the first spoon.

"Thanks for the food." I said.

It was indeed spicy, more than any other I have ever eaten, but it wasn't anything I couldn't handle, little by little I was managing it and after I took the last spoon I stood up from my seat with a smug over my sweaty face.

He looked at me with a smile and clapped for my victory.

"Thanks for the food!" I said while dropping the spoon on the table.

"Congratulations Okichi Impo-kun, you have proven your worth and I finally recognize you as a member of the Tokoname Central High School Swimming Club! Congratulations!"

"Thank you very much, captain." I said feeling proud of myself. Then with a bit of cokiness I continued: "I gotta say, it was spicy but not THAT spicy, you know what I mean? Maybe I'm just too good for it."

He looked at me with a bigger smile on his face, he definitely knew something I was ignoring completely.

"Well, not everyone is built the same way, but who knows." He said as he stood off his chair. Then he put his hand on my shoulder and talked next to my ear. "Maybe things will get HARDER for you later."

But since I was still in ore with my victory I couldn't care less about what he said, so I just answered:

"Nah, I'll be fine. There's no practice today, right? I'll see you tomorrow, captain."

"Yes, I'll see you tomorrow."

Then I left the cafeteria and went towards my classroom. On my way there I found Agatta. I told her in advance what I was going to do during lunch, so she just asked me how everything went.

"Perfect, you know that I can handle spicy stuff, it was a walk in the park for me."

She laughed a little and replied: "I'm glad of it. I still don't understand why you men do that but glad everything went well anyway."

"Don't worry too much about it, it's a tradition on the men's team, and traditions are important after all. Without traditions we all would-"

But I stopped before I could finish my sentence, I felt strange, something just kicked in on my body, I felt a rush of blood to the head, but not the head above my shoulders, oh no, it was the head between my legs. Viagra. It had to be that, there was no other explanation for the boner I was having. I stopped in the middle of the corridor, right in front of the bathrooms, arched my back as if my stomach hurt and told Agatta:

"Sorry, but could you go to the classroom without me? I need to go to the bathroom."

"Eh? Are you ok?"

"Yes I am, I just need to go real quick."

"Does your stomach hurt? Is that curry really affecting you?"

She sounded more worried by the second, so to try to calm her I just said:

"Might not be the curry, I drank a glass of milk this morning that had been in the fridge since long ago, maybe it's just that. Don't worry about me, I might be just a little late to class but I'll get there."

"Really?"

"Really, just go ahead, I'll be there soon."

As soon as she took the first step forward I rushed to the bathroom and went into the stall. I put my pants and my underwear down since it was hurting to keep it hidden. It looked like a normal erection, but I wasn't aroused at all, so I didn't know how to deal with it. I waited for about 15 minutes after the class started but it had the intention of going away, so I took my phone out and researched how long the effects last. To make matters worse, people on the internet were saying that they last from 4 to 8 hours, so I had a long day ahead of me. I considered going home and resting there, but not only my parents are there, I have to take a train and I can't keep it under my clothes for long because it hurts, so that's impossible.

Then I remembered that nobody had P.E class, and none of the clubs had activities either. So I decided to go to the changing rooms and wait there until it cooled off or school was over.

Whilst there I message Agatta to tell her that I was ok, but that I was going to use the excuse of this stomach ache to get home early, so I would see her until tomorrow, once she saw the message she asked me if it was ok to pay me a visit later at my house, so she could give me today's class notes, but not knowing if this situation would have been solved by then I said that there was no need for it, that I was going to ask another friend from our class for them, she thankfully understood and said goodbye to me.

After that was solved i decided to listen to some music to try to kill some more time, and after waiting for until all the classes were over my situation was the same, so I decided to wait for just another hour and if it nothing changed then I would have made my way home, but for my bad luck it was at that time that a group of third graders were doing a stream showing everybody all the areas of the school, since there was no club activities it was perfect for them to show all the school without interruptions.

"Now we are about to enter the boys' changing room!" Said the girl that was in front of the cameras. "Normally a girl would not be allowed to enter here, but we got a special permission to do it, so…" And she opened the door.

Since I didn't want anybody to know I was there I left the lights off, and since it was almost 6 o' clock it was pretty dark inside, so indeed they did not see me at first, but they also couldn't show the locker room if it was all dark. I was lying in one of the seats with my pants and underwear down and my headphones on so I couldn't listen to them when they came in, and I didn't have a chance of covering myself or attempting to hide because when they turned on the lights it was too late.

"Oh, it's too dark here, we can't see anything, let me turn on the lights and then we'll show you how clean and organized it is…" Said the girl whilst reaching for the switch and turning on the lights, but she couldn't finish her sentence because the moment the lights when on the camera was pointing towards the lockers, where I was sitting.

They caught me, not only the lights revealed me in a vulnerable state, but the only person in front of the cameras was out of the picture the moment the lights went on. And to make matters worse the girl that was presenting the video screamed at the top of her lungs when she saw me. The guy that was holding the camera panicked when he heard her scream, but instead of shutting the camera off or turning it towards somewhere else, he accidentally zoomed in, and where did he zoomed in? Directly to where I was, so the people watching the stream had a clear vision of my situation. Almost immediately they took off running and I did the same thing but in the opposite direction.

Later I found that not only people from our school were watching said live stream, people from other schools and the general public were watching when the incident happened, which leads us to the question I made to myself as I woke up to go to school this morning.

"What am I going to do? My life is over now!"

I can already hear people saying: That guy there is an exhibitionist, he is a pervert, he is a weirdo. For the rest of my life I'm going to be marked by that moment. The last minutes of a life I can enjoy now is going to be walking to the school with Agatta. So I got dressed and ate breakfast quickly so I can go to her house to go to school together.

And sure enough, as I stepped outside she was walking in front of my house already, so I greeted her as usual.

"Good morning Agatta!" I said energetically.

But when she looked at me her face turned bright red and then as she took off running towards the station.

"Hey! Wait a minute!" I yelled whilst I ran after her.

Just a block away from the station I managed to reach her, I took her hand and said whilst trying to catch my breath:

"Hey, What happened? Why are you running away from me Agatta?"

She was also trying to catch her breath and when she could talk she just said:

"I'm sorry Impo-kun, but…" She squeezed the hand I wasn't holding as if she couldn't find the words she was trying to say. "But I can't be your girlfriend anymore."

"Eh?!" I asked, without noticing I let go of her hand by the shock. "Why?!"

"Because… because…" And she took off running for the second time before she said: "Because of your size!"

And I could not move from where I was, I was still in shock at the fact she told me she can't be my girlfriend anymore and I was still trying to catch my breath; when I was finally able to recover I thought of what she said before running again, and just one thing came to my mind:

"EEEEEEHHHHHHH?!"