Chapter 22: What The F Are You Guys Refining

"Didn't you say we need to extract the nutrients? Since this is a cultivation game, that means we can refine spirit herbs into pills, which is essentially extracting the nutrient from the spirit herbs, then by extension, doesn't that mean we can refine these shits in order to extract out their nutrient?"

"There happens to be a pill cauldron in the sect. Let's start a fire and refine these graphorn shits into pills! And if we succeed...we'll call it..."

"Shitty Pill!"

Beef Noodle said seriously.

? ? ?

Farm Master was dumbfounded.

What sort of F***ing logic is this?

Refining shit?

Can these shits even be refined?

But after thinking about it some more, Farm Master came to a conclusion.

"Now that you mention it, it actually does make some sense!" Farm Master's eyes lit up and he felt a new world opening before his eyes!

As an agricultural expert on natural fertilizer in the real world, Farm Master had come in contact with all sorts of smelly animal dungs so he doesn't really mind the scent.

But for the other players, this was a different story.

"You...you guys can be serious, right?" Several players were stupified by the action of Beef Noodle and Farm Master.

They watch as Beef Noodle carry over a big pot, filled it with water, and then skillfully started a fire.

There was nothing really wrong with this action.

But the problem was...

Farm Master carried over a bag of graphorn shits and poured the content right into the pot.

Suddenly, a burst of shit aroma started to spew out of the pot.

"Are...are they cooking shits?"

"F***, what has gotten into them?"

"That's my bro! He's doing something that I will never have the guts to do so calmly!"

"Yeah, when Bro starving, he won't even let shits go to waste!"

.....

On the sect square, the other players immediately back off until they were 100 meters away, watching Beef Noodle and Farm Master from a safe distance.

So savage!

The savageness of those two is off the chart!

"Start by boiling the graphorn dungs, there are a lot of benefits to boiling the dung first, and then wait until the dungs are finished boiling...." Farm Master started to skillfully explain how to prepare the graphorn dungs.

Beef Noodle nodded his head and waited until the dungs are almost finished boiling before opening the pot lid. On the surface layer of the water were patches of brown floating objects, Beef Noodle took out a large spoon and scoop those objects into another container.

'vomit'

Seeing this sight made many of the players' stomachs turn and they started to vomit.

The rest of the players back off another 100 meters.

Terrifying!

There was no better word than terrifying to describe the scene before them!

These two stupid asses are more terrifying than 100 graphorns combined!

Next up, Beef Noodle and Farm Master found the pill cauldron within the ruins of the alchemy pavilion.

This was also the place that Beef Noodle founded the pills sludge.

But now, there was no pill sludge in sight, they were all ripped clean by the players.

"Start the fire and pour them in!" Under the command of Farm Master, Beef Noodle poured in all of the brown objects collected from boiling the graphorn dungs before closing the lid.

Very quickly, the cauldron started to refine the brown objects.

Now, all they got to do is wait.

"Do you think this will work?" Farm Master asked.

"I don't know, it doesn't hurt to give it a try!" Beef Noodle nonchalantly replied.

30 minutes later, the pill cauldron gradually cooled down.

As Beef Noodle opened the lid, there was a burst of pill...no, a burst of shit aroma that spews out from the cauldron, the smell alone almost knocked Beef Noodle out.

Soon, a brown and slightly squishy ball, the size of a ping pong ball appeared before the both of them.

"Does...does this count as...a shitty pill?" Beef Noodle picked up the small ball.

Not going to lie, the smell of the ball is a little bit um, although it had a nice appearance, soft with a bit of a crystal finish.

At a glance, it does seem like a pill.

"Get on with it, we are going to test its effect!" Farm Master reminded.

The two hurried back to the spirit field and crushed the shitty pill into a powder before stirring it into a cup of water, then they poured the shitty pill-infused water onto the seed of the spirit herb.

Very quickly...

Something miraculous happened!

The spirit herb, like rain after a drought, began to develop at an astonishing speed, continuously absorbing the shitty pill and growing at a rate visible to the naked eye.

"Bro, let's try adding on the power of the Azure Emperor Immortal Physique!" Farm Master quickly reminded Beef Noodle.

"Oh, right!" Beef Noodle nodded and started to transfer his spirit energy into the spirit herb.

Something very unexpected happened!

As if achieving some sort of hidden reaction, when the spirit herb seed absorbs the shitty pill along with the spirit energy of the Azure Emperor Immortal Physique, the spirit herb started to emit a glow of azure light.

A glow that was similar to the one the players emit when they were cultivating the Azure Emperor Immortal Physique!

It was as if the spirit herb was cultivating the Azure Emperor Immortal Physique!

Within an instant, the growth rate of the spirit herb increased by more than tenfold!

Less than an hour later.

The shitty pill was completely absorbed!

And a small green sprout was revealed before Beef Noodle and Farm Master.

"Ding! Congratulation to Beef Noodle on successfully cultivating a spirit herb to germination, mission completed, rewarded 100 contribution points!"

Following the system notification, Beef Noodle was overjoyed.

"We succeeded!" Beef Noodle and Farm Master look at one another and saw the excitement in each other's eyes.

....

"Boom! ! !"

With a burst of powerful aura pouring out, He Yi Ming opened his eyes and a mighty power circulate throughout his body!

A breakthrough!

To the Late Stage of Spirit Realm!

Within the short period of one day, with the help of his Destiny Art Ruler of Fortune, He Yi Ming has successfully broken through again and entered the Late Stage of Spirit Realm!

Due to the speed of his cultivation, He Yi Ming even began to wonder if he should spin a top to check if this was a dream or if this was reality.

He Yi Ming knew that, although Heaven Academy was mainly focused on cultivating the students' theoretical knowledge, that doesn't mean they lack cultivation geniuses!

The most talented student in the academy history required 10 months to go from the Early Stage of Spirit Realm to the Late Stage of Spirit Realm!

They were known as the most talented person in history!

But what about him?

Just three days?

That is like 100 times faster, ok?

Of course, this was not all due to He Yi Ming's effort!

This was all the result of the 88 hard-working players!

"Thanks for your hard work...my lovely disciples!" He Yi Ming couldn't help but exclaim.

A new day has arrived!

He Yi Ming smiled as he happily login into the system.

"Ding, host signed in successfully!"

"Login reward, special equipment, stone masonry!"