104 [Intermission] Modern Testament: Genesis(?)
"Wheewh, good luck Noel.."
Bleu watched as Noel's figure faded away. Hopefully he'd be able to deal with Liliath appropriately.
"What should I do now.. "
Bleu, who was less than a day old since her creation, looked around her own domain. Warm white light that came from who knew where, lighting up the flat white world. Pillars and artificial sky streams adorned the space, gold glittering in the air. There was a thin ambient fog obstructing her from seeing the horizon line that didn't exist in the first place.
Until Noel comes for a visit, Bleu could only wait. And since she knew nothing about space time nor how her domain connects to Noel's world, there was no way to tell when Noel would appear again.
A lonely goddess standing in a vast infinite space.
"Let's go to sleep."
With a snap of her finger, a gorgeous open bedroom appeared. A fluffy circular silk white bed, half-translucent curtains that hung down from above, encapsulating the bed with an ethereal yet elegant vice. She rubbed her feet on the soft red rug, tracing her finger along the edges of the golden coloured plants that surrounded the space.
Parting the curtains, Bleu sank her knee onto the bed. One all fours, she crawled all the way to the centre where the pillow was placed. Snuggling up to the pillow she rolled around the bed much like a spoiled child with her legs flailing in the air.
"Haah," finally closing her eyelids, she let loose a satisfied sigh, "Good night."
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After a while Bleu opened her eyes again.
"But there is no night.."
A light bulb lit up in her head as she raised an index finger in the air.
"Let there be night!"
The world fell into eternal darkness.
"Too dark.. let there be stars," she waved her hand at the sky.
A universe appeared.
"I didn't say anything about making asteroids or planets but oh well. This is better at least. Good night."
And through the eternal night, Bleu slept like a dead baby for who knows how long.
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Day 2.
"Let's play god!"
She had to prepare something for Noel's next arrival. So such is the conclusion she came to.
Since she was a GODDESS, she had to at least experience playing the role of a female god for once right? To create a similar world to the one Noel was living in.
After a well rested night, the first day she sought to continue where she left off-- the second day.
"One the first day, God created the stars and day-night cycle. I need to automate the latter," Bleu muttered as she referred to the Bible. "Basically saying GOD created the solar system and galaxy.. that's tough work-- wheewh."
Grabbing the glass of cold water off the surface of the little planet called Neptune, she downed the dangerously contaminated water of cosmic radiation, carbon monoxide and other various dangerous substances down her throat.
"I'll skip hanging stars individually, using randomized algorithms to generate artificial stars is better.. now for the second day-- is landscaping."
Bleu opened a rift to return to her domain.
"I command the sky and the sea to part!" Raising her arms to the front and shouting like a child who had become chunni, the world shook with a crazy earthquake that caused her to lose balance.
A minute later-- nothing happened.
"Owh. There is no sea, go figure."
After brushing off the golden dust that 'dirtied' her clothes-- a mere white cloth, she commanded.
"Let there be a SEA! UWAH!?"
The next moment Bleu fell into the water.
"HELLP!! HELLP!? I CAN'T SWIM?!"
The still, tranquil and still water was broken by Bleu's desperate struggle in her life and death battle. It was a wonder how she could breathe on Neptune.
Regaining herself by discovering the fact that she could breathe in water, she proceeded to create the sea mounts, volcanic structure and deep seas trenches. Of course, as a bonus, she didn't forget to add the ruins of Atlantis.
Day became night, Bleu slept after a long day of work-- on her bed-- located at the very depths of the ocean floor.
Day 3.
"Created the lands and shaped the mountains.. easy enough," Bleu referred to the Bible again, she struggled to read the contents due to how fragile the book had become after being soaked in water.
Flying over the sea, Bleu sculpted the earth and created a single large island with a large volcano in the middle.
"It's a bad idea to separate the land into different parts-- it makes it hard to traverse and modify."
Another reason was that she needed to add plants.
Aquatic plants, land plants. You name it, she's got it-- not. After creating over a hundred variations of plants, Bleu started to wonder how anyone could create more than a million different species in a day.
Dropping the plants here and there, the island and sea was finally populated with lush greenery. Though, it was but a drop in the bucket when compared to the 100% of the still unpopulated world that is an infinite domain. Bleu cried in vexation.
"At least I get to try my own creation," with tears still streaming down her eyes, she reached up to grab a golden apple on a tree to eat.
--Just to learn that the golden apple was made of pure gold and wasn't in the least edible in any way..
Day 4.
"Something is missing.." Flipping the bible upside down and reading it again, she then shifted her gaze to the moon in the night sky.
Day five was simply-- create a moon.
But there was something off about the moon she created compared to the one in Noel's world. It was too round-- too perfect.
Flipping the bible downside up, Bleu scanned the text again.
"It just says God created the moon so why is it different?!" Bleu couldn't understand.
Thinking deeply about the matter, Bleu decided to pull up an image of a real moon. Confirming the difference, Bleu clapped her hands and smiled in delight. She knew what she could do to 'fix' this now.
"I command you space rocks to RIP THE MOON TO SHREDS!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!"
A few hundreds of thousands of asteroids were sent crashing into the moon, creating a beautiful fire show.
Bleu had come to realize the missing thing on the moon-- craters. Lots and lots of them.
Day 5.
"I wanna die.. goddess can't die.. is this how God created the world.. how could god create a million species of fish in a day.. I don't understand.. have I gone senile? Or is there something wrong with this book?" Bleu clutched her own head as she wracked for an idea of a fish design. As of the moment, even with the aid of images from Google, she had only come up with less than a dozen fishs designs.
Bleu, who knew the pain of creating more than a thousand species of plants, vowed to never do such a thing again. But alas-- day six had forced her to eat her own words.
"There has to be a way.. wait. I GOT IT!"
The light bulb in her head blew up.
"I wont be so dumb this time! Why haven't I thought of this before! YEs! A Subordinate! I've created my first ever subordinate to do the work for me. MUahahaha!" Going insane after roatign her brain, Bleu cackled in a villainous manner as she sat on top of said subordinate.
A straw hat decorated her head as she drank a cup of ice cold orange juice to cool her mind.
What she created was a humongous serpent-- but it wasn't a snake. It was the legendary Leviathan of the sea-- except that it was rainbow coloured-- and that it had a unicorn horn-- and that instead of eating fish, it pukes fish-- fish of various rainbow colours.
Bleu got the idea when she saw a video of a unicorn puking rainbows. This incite her to do the same. Not only did the unicorn-cum-Leviathan save her time and effort, it also populated the sea with randomly generated fish of all sorts of colours.
Day Six.
"Let's test out Darwin's Theory of evolution. I command all able fishies to evolve into land creatures-- GO!"
A few hundreds of thousands of fish flopped on the beaches surrounding the island and-- died. A wondrous scene of genocide.
"Looks like it doesn't work," Bleu sulked, looking at her failure. Turning to the Leviathan who looked as if it was about to cry tears of blood, she gave a thumbs up, "No choice buddy, you have to repopulate the sea again, good luck."
The pitiful Leviathan had no choice but to puke out more 'rainbows' as Bleu pondered a method to populate the land with the least effort.
"In Liliath's world there are dungeons that automatically spawn creatures-- that'll work," nibbling on her finger, Bleu concluded so.
And so, the island was turned into a dungeon, and creatures like goblins, slides, orges, large centipedes and various disgusting bugs populated the island.
And so comes the end of day six.
Day 7.
"Best day ever.. rest is good, rest is God.." Bleu laid on the angled chair with sunglasses as she soaked in the warmth of the sun and the fruits of her effort.
She tilted her head to look at the villa built on the wall of the inlet-- her home in the future.
"Haah."
Day seven, the goddess rested.
Day 8.
Since Bleu herself would become the leader-- both the goddess and human of her own world, she was responsible for managing and stabilizing the situation.
She created a booth so that creatures could file their complaints.
"Gururururr," The goblin leader passed her a parchment to notify her of issues their village was facing.
"GURURURURU," The orge leader passed her a paper notifying her of the issue in their village.
"Kya, kya!" The griffon swooped down from the sky and pecked at Bleu for her attention.
"HISSSSS.." The large anaconda slithered around Bleu, pointing it's head towards the direction of it's nest.
"Bloop, bloop," a logic-defying fish was floating in the air.
With a twitching brow Bleu 'worked hard', even through the night.
Day 9.
A dungeon overflow occurred, the ecosystem went to shit.
Bleu 'worked really hard'.
Day 10.
The volcano erupted, an earthquake occurred and numerous parts of the island had to be fixed.
Bleu 'worked really really hard'.
Day 11.
Bleu was asked to attend a goblin pair's wedding ceremony—
"I HATE THIS!!!!"
Fumming, Bleu stomped her feet into the ground, a shockwave rippled out, destroying everything in its path. The world shook, the island sunk into the sea, the sea split into two.
"I WANT TO SLEEP!!!" with bags under her eyes, she yelled.
The space rumbled and everything collapsed.
Her domain returned to the original. A white space with pillars extending to the infinite sky, water pouring down from above, creating ripples in the small pool below.
Huffing, Bleu walked towards her bed and jumped onto the soft duvet.
"Haah.. original is best… I'm sure he doesn't mind.."
And so. It was decided that playing god wasn't for her.
"I suppose I'll play sleeping beauty until Noel returns instead."
Yawing, Bleu fell into a deep slumber.
